Inappropriate embroidery

Hi Everyone! Our names are Karla and Fabricio and we are Lisbon, Portugal-based creatives behind the Rebordação Handmade Embroidery project. Through our creative embroidery hoop art, our mission is to create “embroideries to make your day a little happier and funny.” From Van Gogh to Britney Spears, many well-known figures are represented in our work.

Modern sassy cross stitch PDF pattern. Counted modern cross stitch chart. Amazing and funny decor for your home. This pattern is an instant download PDF. 📌 Size: 81w x 71h stitches 📌 Fabric: 16 Count Aida 📌 Size for Aida 16: approx. 5.1w x 4.4h inches (12,9w x 11,2h cm). Other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size (with Aida 14 - bigger, with Aida 18 - smaller). 📌 Stitches Required: Full cross stitches 📌 Floss: DMC 📌 Colors Required: 9 colors 📌…

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

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When you think “cross stitch”, you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of needlepoint art in your grandma’s house that says “Home Sweet Home” (boooooring) or an old-style ugly roses stitched on the pillowcase in her living room...

A huge collection of funny embroidery patterns that might make you blush. Click through for a huge list of funny and some vulgar patterns.