Sassy cross stitch patterns free

Some of the best snarky cross stitch patterns to express your sassiness, irreverance for authority or inner despair.

Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

When you think “cross stitch”, you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of needlepoint art in your grandma’s house that says “Home Sweet Home” (boooooring) or an old-style ugly roses stitched on the pillowcase in her living room...

Funny, sarcastic quote decor - Snarky cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download Adulting Fucking bullshit, would not recommend. With lovely and easy flower cross stitch frame ;) Easy cross stitch chart for creating original wall decor or adult gift ♥ Size: 105w X 102h sts, 14 ct, 7 1/2" X 7 1/2" (19w X 19h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 5 DMC colors YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 3 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER compatibility): Color symbol chart in two sizes: - a single…

"Buy the Choose Joy Cross Stitch Kit by Loops & Threads® at Michaels. This inspirational cross stitch design features a softly shaded background resembling a watercolor look. This inspirational cross stitch design features a softly shaded background resembling a watercolor look. Quick and easy to stitch, it is sure to brighten any room. Details: Includes assorted colors 3.5\" x 3.5\" (8.8cm x 8.8cm) Includes instructionsContents: 6 cotton floss colors 1 bamboo hoop 1 14 count cotton aida…

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

Modern sassy cross stitch PDF pattern. Counted modern cross stitch chart. Amazing and funny decor for your home. This pattern is an instant download PDF. 📌 Size: 81w x 71h stitches 📌 Fabric: 16 Count Aida 📌 Size for Aida 16: approx. 5.1w x 4.4h inches (12,9w x 11,2h cm). Other AIDA Fabric Counts may be used, the finished pattern will be different in size (with Aida 14 - bigger, with Aida 18 - smaller). 📌 Stitches Required: Full cross stitches 📌 Floss: DMC 📌 Colors Required: 9 colors 📌…

We don’t all fit into the “pretty flowers and romantic quotes” box. These patterns are for those people who prefer the other darker box on the other side of niceness. These quotes…

*Please note this listing is for a digital download PDF pattern - not a finished article* Salty, sassy or subversive - however you want to describe it, this is not your nan's cross stitch. Although at first glance you may be mistaken! Inspired by a request from a customer, I designed this sampler using 'that' infamous scene from the film The King's Speech as a starting point. I incorporated traditional design elements from the oldest stitched samplers and used a subtley variegated floss to…