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The Best Tweek Quotes From 'South Park'

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Updated March 5, 2020 25 items
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The best Tweek quotes really show why he is one of the most popular recurring characters in South Park. He was first introduced in season two as a jittery kid who drinks way too much coffee. While he initially seemed like a one-off joke, he did get a bit of character development when he began a relationship with Craig. He may not get the most lines in the show, but there have been plenty of funny Tweek Tweak quotes over the years that take you by surprise.

Every Tweek Tweak catchphrase is a classic, and he does have quite a few. Whenever anyone asks anything of him, he usually responds with, "Oh man, that is way too much pressure!" He often resorts to inflammatory statements and tends to be a little paranoid, as evidenced with the line, "Maybe they wanna kill us!" 

What's your vote for the best Tweek Tweak quote of all time? Just take a deep breath if this all seems like a lot of pressure. 

  • It's Easy
    1
    147 VOTES

    It's Easy

    News Anchor: Just answer me this Tweek: what do you see as positive for toddler murder?

    Tweek: Ah! Uh... it's... it's easy. 

    News Anchor: Yes... it is easy.

    147 votes
  • Snowman Comes Alive
    2
    151 VOTES

    Snowman Comes Alive

    Tweek: But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?

    Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except that one time?

    151 votes
  • I Don't Want to Be a God
    3
    155 VOTES

    I Don't Want to Be a God

    Tweek: Me? Oh man, I don't want to be a god. That is way too much pressure.

    155 votes
  • Hammer Time
    4
    126 VOTES

    Hammer Time

    Tweek: Guys! (Hums melody to himself) Hammer time!

    126 votes
  • Can I Touch
    5
    225 VOTES

    Can I Touch

    Tweek: Craig, can I touch your penis!

    225 votes
  • Ahhh!
    6
    138 VOTES

    Ahhh!

    Mrs. Tweak: Oh hello, son. How was your day?

    Tweek: Ahhh!

    Mrs. Tweak: That's good.

    138 votes
  • I Don't Know You
    7
    123 VOTES

    I Don't Know You

    Old Lady: Could you help me across the street? 

    Tweek: I don't know you!

    123 votes
  • My Hair
    8
    117 VOTES

    My Hair

    Tweek: Gnaaahahahah! I pulled out my hair!

    117 votes
  • Jesus Christ
    9
    103 VOTES

    Jesus Christ

    Tweek: Jesus Christ! We killed her!

    103 votes
  • Too Much Pressure
    10
    191 VOTES

    Too Much Pressure

    Tweek: Oh man, that is way too much pressure!

    191 votes
  • Uhh!
    11
    104 VOTES

    Uhh!

    Kyle: OK, we have to do this stupid report, so -

    Tweek: Uhh! ERR! Uhh-Uhhn! Unh, Unh!

    Kyle: - so let's figure out what to do it about.

    104 votes
  • Maybe
    12
    113 VOTES

    Maybe

    Tweek: Maybe they wanna kill us!

    113 votes
  • What is That!?
    13
    102 VOTES

    What is That!?

    Tweek: Oh, my god! What is that?! What is that?!

    Craig: It's probably nothing. Everything's fine.

    Tweek: Will you please stop saying that?! I can't take it!

    102 votes
  • The Metaphors
    14
    96 VOTES

    The Metaphors

    Tweek: Dad!

    Mr. Tweak: What?

    Tweek: The metaphors, man!

    Mr. Tweak: Oh, sorry.

    96 votes
  • I Want Out
    15
    112 VOTES

    I Want Out

    Tweek: Rrrrr! You guys never help me! Your stories never go anywhere! I hate it! I want out! I want out!

    112 votes
  • Rubber Bands
    16
    74 VOTES

    Rubber Bands

    Butters: But it won't stay on. I need a rubber band or something.

    Tweek: Gah! I got rubber bands!

    74 votes
  • The President
    17
    83 VOTES

    The President

    Tweek: It was real! He tried to get me!

    Kyle: Who did?

    Tweek: The President!

    83 votes
  • Ahh!
    18
    71 VOTES

    Ahh!

    Cartman: Oh, you didn't see it? Tweek's family was on the news saying what a wuss you are Craig.

    Kyle: Yea, and then Craig's family came on and said that Tweek was the wuss and punched Tweek's mom in the hooters.

    Tweek: Ahh! You son of a b*tch.

    71 votes
  • My Underpants
    19
    92 VOTES

    My Underpants

    Tweek: They're taking my underpants!

    92 votes
  • My Center
    20
    56 VOTES

    My Center

    Tweek: My center, my center. Calm. Puppies.

    56 votes
  • Juice Maker
    21
    86 VOTES

    Juice Maker

    Tweek: They really have my balls in a juice maker.

    86 votes
  • These Poor Kids
    22
    68 VOTES

    These Poor Kids

    Tweek: We've been using these poor kids to pull at your heartstrings for our cause. We're as low and despicable as Rob Reiner.

    68 votes
  • Salad Shooter
    23
    65 VOTES

    Salad Shooter

    Tweek: They really have my balls in a salad shooter.

    65 votes
  • Vice Grip
    24
    90 VOTES

    Vice Grip

    Tweek: They really have my balls in a vice grip.

    90 votes
  • Blow Up the Print
    25
    55 VOTES

    Blow Up the Print

    Tweek: Hello!

    Spielberg: The kid? The Tweaked-out kid?!

    Tweek: I'm gonna blow up the print, Spielberg.

    55 votes