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Six reasons why First Family soap is going to be a ratings hit
The Donald’s very modern family are sure to struggle at the whole ‘avoiding scandals’ thing
A LOT has been said about our impending doom during recent weeks.
Donald Trump becoming US president-elect has caused many of the great and good to speak out about the danger the world faces.
I prefer to believe the more moderate experts who reckon reports of our collective demise may be greatly exaggerated.
Having watched three series of the West Wing, I think my expert stance on this important issue will assure anyone who has their doubts.
It is easy to see why people are concerned, however.
This is a hot-headed individual we’re talking about, who has now become the most powerful man in the world.
But rather than dwell on the possible negative outcomes of this sorry saga, I think it is high time we start looking at the positives.
1. ANYONE who loves soap operas can kick their habit and turn to politics instead. While the Obamas were slick, classy and perfectly behaved, the Trumps will likely be none of those things.
The Donald’s very modern family are sure to struggle at the whole ‘avoiding scandals’ thing that’s expected of them.
Already we’ve seen his daughter Ivanka’s jewellery firm accused of crassly cashing in by sending out a marketing memo in relation to the new first family’s appearance on 60 Minutes.
The first of many missteps, me reckons.
2. THE White House may finally get a jazzing up. You might think gold lifts are tacky, I think they are exactly what the centuries old building needs.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue could get the sort of bling over that will make Vegas look low-key.
(Yo Donald, if there’s any old presidential busts going, I’ll happily take one for my garden).
3. WIFE Melania’s speeches are going to be a laugh.
An admitted plagiariser of Michelle Obama — albeit an accident on her part — I can’t wait for Mel to break into “I have a dream” at her next public event.
4. TIFFANY Trump is the relatively unknown Trumpette.
The 23-year-old is the only child born to Donald and second wife Marla Maples.
She has been the dark horse of the family thus far but has had a short-lived pop career.
5. BARRON Trump is set to become the first child of the White House.
At just ten, the youngster has already come to public attention on account of his hilariously bored face during his dad’s acceptance speech following the election.
6. THE exes are going to be a hoot to watch. Wife No2 Marla is set to appear on the next series of Dancing With The Stars, while spouse numbero uno Ivana has been already touting herself for a potential diplomatic role.
The former model said, “I will suggest that I be ambassador for the Czech Republic” — in fairness, madder things have happened.
And if all that isn’t enough to ease your misgivings, bear in mind that Trump is likely to be impeached.
Allan Lichtman is the man known as “Prediction Professor” for accurately calling almost every presidential election since 1984, including the 2016 election.
The political historian now forecasts Trump’s impeachment, citing the fact that the former Apprentice boss has always “played fast and loose with the law”.
I just hope this doesn’t happen before we all get to enjoy some hilarious antics from the Trump clan as they Make America a Bleedin’ State Again.
A smart Malik he's not
ONE Direction hunk Niall Horan lived right up to his gentlemanly reputation as he extended a hand of friendship to former bandmate Zayn Malik.
The pair had an awkward exchange at the American Music Awards, which they both attended now as solo artists.
Zayn quit the band in March 2015 midway through a global tour — leaving Niall and the other lads to go on as a foursome.
The Pillow Talk crooner later moaned that his former 1D bandmates hadn’t kept in touch with him.
Well, duh, you did ditch them, Zayn.
But Niall was quick to offer a handshake when the pair came head to head — despite Zayn’s apparent attempts to look the opposite way when he saw him coming.
Not exactly a good way to mend broken bridges, if you ask me.
What a plonker.
Black and blue by Friday
ARE your fingers sore from all the clicking you’ve been doing in recent days?
Black Friday has concluded and most of us are now feeling a mix of satisfaction and regret at what we have spent online.
We’re satisfied because we feel we bagged a bargain but, as is often the case, slightly rueful that we may have been sold a dud or forked out unnecessarily.
A survey by Which? magazine found that often Black Friday bargains aren’t as good as we’re led to believe.
In fact, 49 per cent of the deals are actually cheaper at another point of the year.
Considering it’s a US holiday that marketing experts have flogged to us, it’s not surprising Black Friday isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
But so-called bargain buyers can be satisfied that they’ve at least got their Christmas shopping started well ahead of December 25.
Black Friday may not have the best bargains, but it is a winner for those who want to beat the bedlam of shopping during Christmas week.