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    ^ While in Florida.

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    My baby, Cleo. Every day.

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  12. ^congrats, Mardory!

  13. You didn't complain when I kissed yours

  14. ^this also made me smile.

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  16. It's so kind of you to offers yours up, but people don't share those.

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  18. Jordan is saying he's not into cornhusking.

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  19. I have to agree with Jerome on this one.

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    I have to agree with Jerome on everything.

  20. Jerome doesn't need that kind of ego stroking.

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  21. Nebraska, eh.  I guess can give it a go.

  22. This cracks me up every time:
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    The MP that my best friend sent me.

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  24. @ Mel... perhaps you smiled after you did this!  goo.gl/images/379kb6 (¬‿¬)

  25. It's all good, Tony. Not entirely different than the pm I got this morning that simply said "Slut".

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  26. I was called a Whore once.

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  27. Can someone please teach Tony how to post a gif link without putting up the whole Google search page he finds?

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  28. Must be some DEEP feelings!!! ;)

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