It's been bothering me lately, I seem to have encountered quite a few men in my life who do not.. Is this common?  Gets me thinking about habits in restaurants and such. Maybe  it's who you know.  I think women do, mostly.  Eh??

Zip...
Pull out
Let hang
Aim (crucial)
Shake (with no hands)
Push flusher with chin
Exit

Real men wash their hands WITH their urine.

Nah... Why.. We're men...!!!

Really  ...really

My mom taught me not piss on my hands

I always wash hands with soap...and always use a paper napkin to open the bathroom door because I know not everyone washes their hands!

At least you're all honest. LOL. Now, to live with the fact that everything I eat has been infected by unwashed hands.

When I lived in the dorms at SJSU (Washburn Hall woot woot) there was this one guy who didn't wash after he took shits.  I hated him

I think most if public restaurants are a clue. My weewee is clean but I do all the time. But, I freak out knowing restaurants do not clean their vegetables enough. :(

in 8th grade this kid was made fun of because he wiped his weewee because guys normally just shake. I still feel sorry for the kid because I'm thinking he was not taught by the father but a mother.

this is why i'd rather give dap than shake hands.
it's not even a matter of getting piss on your hands. it's muthafuckin' 90° out. if my balls are sweating then your balls are sweating and coming in contact with ANY amount of another man's shmeg is a straight up violation.
didn't your filthy parents teach you anything?

I have a friend and her little kid wipe his too, she's single, I want to say Jeremiah is from a single mom parent, I'm curious so willing to be wrong if he says I'm wrong :)

And I can understand RC's comment. It's silly but it's yours so do what you want. Just don't talk on the phone while peeing or I normally keep on flushing the toilet just for the hell of it.

what the fuck Jeremiah,lol

food for thought: a thousand men use a fast food restaurant's restroom a day. what percentage of them have herpes, crabs, or some other venereal disease?
now you have to grab that door handle before you dig in those fries.

I usually open the door with the towel, that's why I hate restrooms without towels and only the blower.

I will never look at the world the same.... -_-

That's must be the scariest movie for clean freaks.

Many of you males here are a bunch of cochinos. I hope to gawd u r lying like usual here on talk.

oink oink.

I used google translate for cochino ;) so glad it's not worst

Ha ha Clementine ROFLMAO.
Cochinós.
That's funny shat.

In my kind of work I go into bathrooms often and I see about half of the mofos wash there hands. This is the ladies too. Cochinas.

Oh Chantelle I wash before and after.

I'm wondering what kind of job Edward has that he gets to go to the women's room?

I'm wondering what kind of job Chantelle has that she....oh never mind.

get it, job, blow job,lol

i was working the grill in a restaurant once and had to make an order of spicy ribs for my last order of the rush. after i sent out the order i ate a couple of the leftover ribs then went to take a leak. i wash my hands and get back to my station to set up for the next wave when i start feeling some discomfort on mah nuts. i had cut my finger nails earlier so i thought that i had scratched my macho bag. then little by little the discomfort became pain then it became a full on burn. it seems that i had gotten cayenne pepper on my testicles and all the sweating from being behind to grill opened my pores so they can properly absorb the ground pepper. so now i wash my hands before i piss if i've been eating.

mental note: never share a joint with Sean C.

I'll never order anything named spicy ribs, ever.

I know if any of you men were at the softball game didn't  wash your damn hands.

Shhh! Chantelle don't rat me out

Eww. I'm not touching that thing. I know where it's been. I wear latex gloves.

Chub Z.'s comments on this thread are pure gold...en showers....of gold.

Also, I would like to give props to Jeremiah and Greg for wiping/dabbing the tip.  I find that a very nice trait in a man.  Y'all need to wipe more.

Also, what about those keys to public restrooms that come on those giant chains?  How filthy is that keychain?  Might as well just link the key to a big old turd.

There filthy Tsada.
Prally had crap wrapped around the chain

Cactus, I know.  Sometimes I would go in the girls bathroom because I lived in that wing...On more than 1 occasion I found bloody rags in the toilet.

You want to hear nasty? Oh I have nasty/ dirty stuff to share. Ladies are the culprit.

Or shall I say females in general

yea share

No, this thread is about washing hands after peepee.

Don't twist my arm

Im only sharing because I ain't got shat to do . I can't even go commit any crimes tonight .
Oh and all you future customers I'll always take care of your homes. I'm just sharing what I see.

I from time to time pull ladies panties out from clogged toilets. Mostly on Saturday mornings. What drives a female to throw her panties down the toilet and not in the garbage can?

^ yes!

Not like granny style. Mostly reg bikini and a few thongs

Another one? Ok
Tampoons. These damn things expand.
Please ladies, wrap them up and toss in the can not the toilet can. Look like dead rats when I pull them out lol

Oh maybe sometimes but I don't question it. The customer is the one paying and always wants to know WTH I try to keep it real but hey, when one is paying 150.00 they want to know what's stopping it up.

Now before I started my business I didn't do drain cleaning but that pays the bills. I see all kinds of nasty crap. Oh and condoms . Another nasty habit people have.

No clubs yet but restaurants that are open late. I don't want to name the ones. Mostly Oakland though. How's that?
Residents are the ones when a party is thrown .

Now I have pulled Cell phones out.

Like I said this is a peepee thread not a drain cleaning one.

OK, there is way too many people in this stall. And clean up after yourself!

Chantell cell phones belonging to females. Maybe falling out of the bra or back pocket pants.

I hate drain cleaning. What I really like about what I do is going to different places and seeing homes all over the Bay.

Now go wash your damn hands. Lol

Yup! Now the IRS has to wait til I'm good and ready to pay.

Truth be told I get kinda puzzled but wonder what goes on in the mind when one decides to do that.
You know like , oh snapp I just wet my undies from watching Magic Mike. I'll just wipe and toss these in the toilet ,flush and hood they go down.
Or oh my I just crapped in these damn things. Let me clean up and *FLUSH*
Problem solved. Yeah right.

This was perhaps one of the most enlightening threads ever.

I always find it funny how women pride themselves on cleanliness and talk a bunch of shit about guys being pigs, when in reality I've seen some really sick stuff in the ladies' room. The funniest is when it's just you and another woman in the bathroom and the other woman finishes first but was too lazy to go wash her hands, so she makes a break for the door so you won't see who she is while you're in your stall and can't pinpoint a face to the non-hand washer.

Look at the shoes^
I did this one time.
I was on the Crapper when a stupid ass kid decided to turn the lights off and throw a wet towel into the stall . I was pissed. I cut it short and went looking for the kid and give him some shit.
He was a kid so no violence was done but a good verbal assault did it. He wanted to know how I found out. I told him his Facken shoes .;)

Urine is sterile, penis is not, I'd be more concerned about #2 E Coli get you sick

I have magical snake it come out and pee. Then go back zip up done. No hands. It a secret that most man do. Sorry I told MAN secret