Crystal’s 4-star review:
Porchetta hash. Oh yes, a brunch spot -- that's also a dinner spot, of course -- that delivers real, wholesome brunches -- like chicken and waffles. Mmmmmm, yeah.
Allow me to deconstruct my amazing brunch: runny, perfectly poached eggs; hollandaise sauce; roasted potatoes, porchetta, zucchini, onions, toast. For $10. Say what? That's reasonable! Throw in French pressed coffee, light streaming in the large windows, reflecting off of the vintage-esque chandeliers, and well, it's just a perfect place for a Sunday afternoon.
Some things to keep in mind about Two Chefs: It's TINY. Like, there's nowhere to wait inside. And since it is popular, there's likely going to a wait. And you're going to be waiting outside. Make sure your whole party is with you, or they'll bypass you for the next group. And if by whole group, you were thinking a large party of 6, think again, I'd suggest Two Chefs when it's just you and your closest crew. "Table for 2 please." They also stop taking tables at 2:15ish. We got there at 1, and it was enough time.
Servers and hostessing staff seem to be run off of their feet. It's fair, it's busy. But it's also really small, so their put-off attitudes feel amplified. It's noticeable and detracts from the magical feel of the space. A little smile, some banter, maybe even a water refill or a quick check in during our meal. I'd smile back :) None of this put me off enough to not come back. No, Two Chefs, I feel a little too fluttery around your menu! I love you, regardless. Je t'aime!