The fed government is sending/sent us a $600.rebate If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend the money on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer, it will go to India. If we purchase fruits & vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras & Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless craps, it will go to Taiwan...and none of it will help American economy. The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the  good U.S of A........

Therefore, I spent my money at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas.

What did you spend your stimulus check on?

I put it in savings.. then I had to pull it out to pay last months PG&E bill :*(

iphone, ps3 and a tv.

for me: new linens for my bed...700 thread count sheets & pillowcases... :-)

I got $900 and that 900 was gone quicker than you can say stimulus. I think I spent it on clothes,bars,gas, and narcotics.

give your monies to the arabs... we will spend it wisely on underwater restaurants and two mile high skyscrapers.

According to the talking chin (Jay Leno)...

...there was an increase in online porn consumption during the same period the stimulus checks were released...so people spent the stimulus checks on stimulating themselves.

ba dum dum...

used it as partial payment for HULK 181 comic book

a brand spankin new catalytic converter for my crappy old car.

lorree "moo" s. says:

a brand spankin new catalytic converter for my crappy old car.
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Don't you hate that? I had to do that stuff with my income tax returns evey year for a while :-(

Jeff "flies under the radar" H. says:

According to the talking chin (Jay Leno)...

...there was an increase in online porn consumption during the same period the stimulus checks were released...so people spent the stimulus checks on stimulating themselves.

ba dum dum...

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Fck! Caught!
:(

Some bills and a cruise to Mexico.

I put it towards a Macbook laptop.

must of went to the ex wife,  I never saw it.  sad for me.  boo hoo  :(

Went to a local mechanic to rebuild an engine for our 76 VW so we can FINALLY get it registered in Cali. (damn smog laws, damn that the cutoff is 1975)

Don't think we're getting a stimulus check. The gov't thinks we made too much $ last year since we cashed in some stock options......

On gas

didn't get one so as usual I had to stimulate myself

You had to file taxes to get one right?

Still.
Waiting.

New tires. I know booooring.

Paid a few bills and put the rest in my Orange acc.

Property taxes

hookers and blow.

wtf no one's said that yet!?

gun - $345
gun parts - $170
bullets - $100
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total $615

Carole - we didn't get one either! =(

giving it right back to IRS for estimated tax..

I bought a sword.

I bought a Canon 40D

Got high man, got loose,
had me a triple shot of that juice
Got drunk, didn't have no fear
I had one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer....................

*urp*

booze....copious amounts of booze...and a new pair of Sambas

I'm helping the mortgage crisis by saving it for a rental cabin in Tahoe next season

Haven't gotten it. But, I figure it's best to put it into savings as a way of telling off the folks who actually thought this was a good idea.

I wisely pulled my $300 out and bought NKOTB concert tickets, a couple shirts, a lunch with a friend, and got my hair done. Still have about $40. $600 went to debt. My husband didn't pull his $300 out and he says it disappeared to bills...he pays them, so it's his fault.

There's talk about a possible "second" stimulus payment...

I used part to buy my boyfriend a great messenger bag at Kenneth Cole, then I filled up my 100$ gas tank. :(  
What should I do with the remaining100$?  Save it for a rainy day...

Marvy, I think that sucks fur us! Totally not fair. Like we don't have to pay the high prices for gas or something, yeah, right......

I spent it on a sore spot...as in I got a tattoo and now I'm really really sore spot....spots
;D

i got a new laptop...woo who!

The govt thinks i earn to much =(

too*

A lovely velvet couch.

uhh.. paid down my credit card.. whoop whoop!

I thought the stimulus check was to buy coffee at Starbucks.   Is your local Starbucks "underperforming?"

I got a nice Townie Bike, so I could get my lazy ass out more, and save on gas.  So far it's working.  I love it!! =)

i got me an xbox 360 with rockband and gTA iV.  it was perfect

paid off debt.

i refused it. f bush, its a bribe, the economy is still in the dumps and hes not going to have me pay it back next year.

p.s. in person im really a nice guy.

took a weekend trip to los angeles

I got mine last week and it's GONE! Car Repair, Car Registration and Contact Lenses. Done. Why did I have to be such an adult and spend it intelligently?  I should have just blown it. Oh, well.

I treated it as ordinary income (which it is):

10% giving to others
10% education
10% long-term savings for spending
10% play money (frivolity, drinks, dinner, hookers, blow)
10% financial freedom account (we used to call this retirement)
50% necessities (food, gas, rent or mortgage)

Hardly noticed it.

Honestly, I didn't feel very stimulated.

I borrowed from myself to buy a HDTV and it was very stimulating to pay myself back. (check went into savings.) Even had a nice steak dinner out of it.

Playstation 3

Spent it on clothes, Mario Kart for the Wii, and beers. The rest (a bit less than half) is in my savings account.

Gave it to Sallie Mae. Urg.

Cont from before...
I just spent the rest on a day in Napa with my friends. :)

When you owe you just don't get one, which totally sucked!

I didn't get one.  Government doesn't acknowledge me until it's time to pay THEM.

I'm not eligible. :|

banked it

got gypped....got nothing....not fair~!...

i haven't gotten it yet... bastards!!!!!!!!111 (not you all the govt). I was supposed to get it on the July 11th.. nothing has been sent or automatically deposited.

damn car insurance

Uhm...what check? They only collect from me.

Me no get one. I hope people paid off debt though.

Used it to pay part of our mortgage back in June......real fun!

bought got stocks.

they spent it for me on back taxes.

spent it in may on my trip to japan

havent received mine yet.  checked online for the status.  got a message:

"You did not qualify for the Stimulus payment because your Adjusted Gross Income was too high."

fucking bastards!

Car payment

extenze

extenze

I put it in my bank account........... didn't really spend it on anything special I dont already buy.

Extenze...lol!

an iud.

Donation to the Obama campaign.

never got one....:(.  Not eligible

Went straight to the credit card. :(

Chemtrails R&D.

I didn't. Five sixths of it will sit in the bank for a whole year before I can get to it!
yuk yuk.

Can't really remember cuz $600 doesn't really go that far anymore.

Stimulating the economy is a political euphemism for kick backs or bribery.  It's an economic pacifier in hopes to quiet many of those who is feeling the economic recession.

In a blink of an eye..it was spent.

Financial pay back's a bitch.

47 liters of insecticide

bills...that's depressing . I want another one

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almost the same, just an 18" barrel and synthetic fore end

I'm still waiting for the refund.....