How does everyone have the time to yelp and be on talk threads?  I am off for the summer (teacher), so that's easy.  Once school starts, I doubt I'll be around as much as I am now.  I want the kinds of jobs everyone else has though if they can be yelping so much!  Unless everyone else is a teacher too...

IT

I do very well, thank you.

Gradumawit shtoodent.

Aimee L - by same schedule as a student, do you mean the students who are done for the day at 3 p.m. or the ones who go home and do their homework until 10 p.m.... I, unfortunately, work like the latter.

Like MMM, I will be yelping way less in just a few more weeks... sniff.

It's hard on Yelp for a pimp

I'm in sales

I'm a senior... skating by with a 3.7, so I don't have to work too hard.

I gotta tighten that up for grad school though...

Male stripper, I get breaks in between sessions.

Aimee L. - I get you.  

Looks like I should switch over the Ruthifer's job or maybe Scandolous's?

Some people take to writing a journal or diary at the end of everyday or every few days.... I just write on Yelp and let the world see my thoughts...

well, it's been slipping for the last few quarters... I had a 3.9 at one point. I guess I didn't want to go to Stanford *that* bad. Heh.

I've been right here in the city. ;)

I'm a muscular astronaut/fireman cowboy.

but, when I was a kid I always wanted to work for the county.

Dave - Don't let yelping pull down your GPA!   In the end, it's your personality that lands you the job though!

I am still curious as to what the other professions are that are out there that allow for such flexibility.  Maybe everyone is just an unemployed bum in front of a computer?

I work in a clock factory. Basically, I just sit around all day and make faces....

Haha, Bill!

Shut-in.

Gregor - Does that mean you are a prisoner?

Don't worry Adrienne... senioritis attacked first. ;)

I work for a nonprofit.. During the summer all of us, staff, run a summer program twice a week for about 3-4 hours and have weekly staff meetings every Friday. But actually today was our last day, and next week we're going to have a 3 day 2 night camping trip with our students as a "rite of passage." And when school starts, we're all at our school sites doing intervention work (we make our own schedule)... plus I faciliate weekly activites/leadership mtgs and go to school full-time. It gets even more hectic when we have events at work.

so many teachers! Very cool.

cage fighter in training

i'm an underwater basket weaver.

Adrienne,

I work in IT Sales/Staffing.  I am just that much more efficient and good at my job than my competition.  I work for about 2-3 hours a day tops, and I still am better at what I do than 90% of my coworkers.  Its not about being the best, just slightly better than the rest.  Also, I do not think that it really matters what job you have.  As long as you work efficiently there will always be time to screw off on company time.

I work as a school counselor, so I have summer off as well. Once school start, my yelping is limited to afterschool....

I taught middle school math for 2 years. Never again....

Mother Theresa's shadow.  Just joking.   in reality, I am retired for over 20 years and volunteer around the city for Children Charity. Cancer, Women Shelter, Aids-Breast Cancer activities (i.e., Macy's passport, Family Link, Asian Women Shelter).  On my spare time, I am a "domestic cat" trainer.

I'm a senior software engineer, searching for a more rewarding career. Yay for Marian and VVN, very well done :-)

James B!  I LOVE that movie!!! :):):)

I"m a go-to person because no one that I work with knows how to think.

Come on now.. somebody tell the truth and say "hot-dog cart attendant"

what is your title Lefty?

Public Health Nurse-advanced practice nurse. Case manager of postpartum/antepartum mothers, newborns, foster children, public health disease management  (salmonella, giardia, hepatitis A and B, tuberculosis, etc.) and  disaster first responder.

Barista.  I don't have time for this.

manage...

learn how to delegate.

;p

hey, marian!

i was reading through the threads, and i volunteer for the same places!  i've probably run into you, but didn't know you then.  ;)

ACS SF
Maitre (Macy's Passport)

and my friend does work for Family Link & i've help him put stuff together for sister ruth.  i don't know her though, i've just helped him put together stuff on occasion.

I sit around and soak up beer. I also make Yelp go.

I do home visits, get to hold babies, and help mothers on a daily basis get access to medical care, health information, and community resources to re-enter the job  market and educational scope of life. I also show them what is normal infant development,  how to take care of their babies, when it is urgent to go to the doctor, and gain confidence in their parenting skills. I also do communicable disease investigation and management-this includes tuberculosis cases.

Ladi D. A. :  I thought you looked familiar but couldn't place where I saw you!  Now, I know  :-)

I sell penis soap, it's called The Cleanis.  All natural glycerin soap in six different scents and colors (essential oils for scent and food grade dye for color).  Our soaps make a great gift for bachelorettes, bdays, gay weddings, etc.  Each color/scent has its own unique name like BlueBall Berry, The Limey Peter, etc.

what the heck am I doing, sorry, I just love my job!

these talk threads are a waste of time and your special special opinionated critiquing skills. I've been putting my sweet critiquing skills to good use as a mystery diner lately. They've sent me to One Market, Park Chalet, Lark Creek Inn, Yankee Pier, Straits, Left Bank, 21st Amendment, Zazil, Tres Agaves, Americano, Pacific Catch, Pizza Antica, Colibri, the Garden Terrace and on and on and on...

Wasting time is exactly what summers are for (for teachers at least!).  I never ever get this opportunity during the school year... no matter how efficient I am.  There is always something to do.  Granted, there are some teachers who are simply out the door by 3 p.m.  My work ethic doesn't let me do that.

Oh, and I used to teach 5 years of 6th grade math.  Now I do high school Algebra and Geometry...anywhere from 9th through 12th graders...yes, there are some 12th graders who cannot pass Algebra.  So sad.

Well Mister J... you're starting to sound a little bit like my middle schoolers.  :)

I just wanted a headline that might grab some attention.  I tend to offend people when I WRITE IN ALL CAPS.  I'm not very good at the asterick stuff.  *shrug.*  And I used to get teased when I would say "y'all" (a habit I got from attending college in Virginia).  

As far as my background, I may as well have blond hair and blue eyes.  I'm definitely a twinkie.  That's what happens when you grow up in a small town in PA and everyone around you is blond haired and blue eyed.  You just assimilate to what your surrounded by.

Adrienne P.   Don't feel bad for not being able to "participate in talk threads" more. It just shows that you're a healthy functioning person who has a life. Get out while you still can.

Hehe... it is quite addictive.  I'll be gone by August 22nd (school starts).  Promise.

I'm a stay at home mom of an Autistic child. He is in school during the day so I have alotta time to myself. =)

Dan B. - You're probably kidding around but that got me to thinking...How does the hiring process work there?  Do they let guys put in applications?  Is it discrimination if they don't allow male applicants?  Hmmm.

I'm a student, but I'm not in school during the summer.

Glad you've got some free time.  I am loving my free time!

Thanks for the Hooters info!  (Not that I know any guys who are thinking of working there... actually, a lot of my high school students would probably love to work there!)

I'm a full-time mom, so I sneak on when I can, e.g. toddler running around chasing balls or sitting down and playing with his trucks.

Big Mama K, I give you a lot of credit- tough job

Thank you Marcella. Yes it is, but its all worth while when we are able to teach him a new sign, or a new skill and he gets excited and wraps those little arms around my neck in a big hug .

Sr It Analyst, which means I look like I'm on crack but I'm really not!

Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?

Make web site infrastructure rock solid, so I don't have to work all the time.

Right now ...

I'm tormenting my sleeping boyfriend, come share in my fun
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i live in la la land

Guitar Tech for Night Ranger,  Meth Dealer and Stunt Cock

Well, aren't you a little ambitious there, Thomas F?

I clean graffiti

...oh yes, I'm a tagger too

Job security for Gur E

Corporate slave.
Slave to the rhythm