I shot down a low flying UFO with my ray gun last night. It was toast by the time I got to it, so left it out for my apartment complex's stray cats to eat. And today  I saw 90+ pound kittens walking around my complex. oooh boy what did I do?

The end of dogs?

Lol

UFO does not mean its aliens, all it means that the object is flying and you not sure where it is, its Undefined!!   I was throwing freesbies and I missed one :(

nobody recognizes The Monarch?

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"What are you doing?!"

"Giving your robot chlamydia!"

Alrighty then picture this if you will: 10 to 2 AM, Ecstasy, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes in my need to know pose just outside of Area 51 contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks and me Yelping holy shit! Then the X-Files being looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini's lips and breath that reeked of Vanilla Chig Champa did a slow-mo Matrix descent outta the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was I hope uncle Martin here doesn't notice I pissed my pants.

After calming me down with some orange slices and fetal spooning E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said you are the chosen one, the one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not. Me. The chosen one? They chose me! And I didn't even graduate from high school. Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes, I don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down, this is so real, like the time Dave floated away, see, my heart is pounding, this shit never happens to me, I can't breathe right now! It was so real, like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying, I don't wanna be all alone while I tell this story.

And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real, finally it's my lucky day, see, my heart is racing, this shit never happens to me. I can't breathe right now! You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said! See the Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head. See, they took me by the hand, and invited me right in. Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin...

11 hours ago from Yelp for iPhone Asiatic "get your hands out my pocket!!!!" B. says:
Anyone here know the racist acronym for P.O.N.T.I.A.C?

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poor old n***** thinks it's a cadillac.

was it mowing a lawn?

It was just Greg Brady with a sheet, flashlight, and whistle...

Lol

Oh no! You killed my x-mother in law!! Buaahahaa

For reals, the probing is the best part.

I saw a bunch of them outside of Home Depot this morning. The invasion has begun.

Hmm...no, these guys seemed to be waiting for something. I don't know what they were all standing around for, but I can only imagine it's something sinister.

Yup.  Norcal.  But I'm moving back soon.
(The threads & physically moving back to orange county, Haha)