I'm about to move into a new place. when I mentioned how small the space is to one of my friends, she said that complaining about the square footage of your living space is like a yo' mama contest in the Bay Area. With that as my inspiration, I wrote this little ditty:

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Rockridge Rap (with apologies to the Pharcyde)

my place's so small!
(how small is it?)
my place is so very small
but it's the shizzit
it's got french doors
and when you visit
the patio'll be so tight
it's wack illicit

/chorus/
and it's no bargain
don't be arguin'
it's no bargain
don't be arguin'
how much? damn....
really? damn....
and it's no bargain
(i ain't arguin'!)

/freestyle/
my place's so small i don't even got no room to watch "party of five"
not like i ever watched that shit
how much? damn....
really? damn....
my place's so small i gotta eat halloween candy year-round
i ain't got no room for no king-size snickers
how much? damn....
really? damn....
and it's no bargain
(i ain't arguin'!)

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Anyone want to add a new verse or freestyle with me?

sweet.
too bad i suck at freestyle :)

*bump*

Yo mama so expensive she makes my dark little apartment look affordable.

can we combine like that?

The main portion of my bathroom is bigger than most people's studio apartments...

460 sq. ft....top that~!... static.px.yelp.com/photo… ...actually 460 is very liveable space...my other choice was a "nicer" 350 sq. ft. apt...that appeared be the size of a college dorm room....i went with the 460 sq. ft...

Ooh I got a good one!

"my place is so small, when you walk in the front door you walk out the back!"

You gotta spin it, even in your own mind -- small = cozy.

Nice synergy, Jenniflynn. Way to elevate the game!

my apartment is so small that when i got my boobs done, i couldn't get the front door closed.

Can't relate, my place is too big.  :(