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    I am beside myself with  shock and awe.  I never thought anyone could be so shocking.

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    I was pretty surprised too.;

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    You know I've been shocked before , especially when I was accused of having multiple accounts and it was not true. Well AlI can say is the lofszes have come home to roost.  

    I feel vindicated, how about you?

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    Tsada ": O" K. says:

    :  O
    -------

    *sticks chorizo in*

    cohones.

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    Tsada ": O" K. says:

    :  O

    Inserts more chorizo

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    I couldn't be more shocked than if I played Nintendo on the roof during a thunderstorm.

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    Tsada does have a big mouth.  
    ; O

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    O god I just took sloppy seconds after Joe.

    phew phew

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    I am shocked AND awed.

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    Wait till Annicorn hears this shocking news.  She will be as Ben Franklin holding that wet kite string in the rain.

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    Tsada ": O" K. says:

    :  O
    ----------
    Prepares teabagging maneuver.

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    tio esteban "prodigal lofasz" a. says:

    O god I just took sloppy seconds after Joe.

    phew phew
    ----------

    Get tested.

    • W O.
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    It's Bastille Day for yelpers...

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    Is this common for "Joe 6-Pack"?

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    Only when he's not plumbing, Marian...

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    Is this what happens when Yelp does not keep their antivirus programs up to date?

  1. 8 minutes ago Gary "Has a history of reaching across the aisle" E. says: Prepares teabagging maneuver.
    **********

    Ahhh...romance is alive and well on Yelp Talk!  :-p

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    until it and its aliases are gone, I'm holding off on the celebration. it tends to delete evidence and feign innocence while dispensing blame.

    we'll see.

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    Valeria "Baby Mama" R. says:

    Ahhh...romance is alive and well on Yelp Talk!  :-p
    ------------------
    Awww. Valeria!! That's a very douche baaaaaagy thing to say!!! ;-P

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    best day on Yelp in months.

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    I cannot stop laughing.

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    Anyone want to enlighten the rest of us about this inside joke? Or who got deleted? Fill in the gaps for me, pls! :-)

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    Lessee...

    Mark A posting my personal information in Talk threads = no reprimand and the post had to be "removed by the community" because Yelp refused to take ANY actions

    Mark A's "business number" posted in Talk threads when it's available on Yelp AS a business number = post removed for violating TOS, thread removed for violating TOS

    Hey Yelp HQ, arbitrary much?

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    That is madness! WTF??
    Thx, Kevvie

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    Im shocked too !!!
    Wheres the justice ?

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    Also, Mark being busted for all his fake accounts, and using them to give his business a five star review - a business which he proudly states "only employs Americans" on here and his Craigslist ad. While simultaneously getting OWNED and called out by Ben.

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    Oops, sorry Hillary.  I wasn't summarizing...I was just lashing out at the hypocrisy.  (I could see where one could easily be mistaken for the other.)

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    bzzzzt!
    shocking.

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    When he was on his jag of asking me how many counties I'd been to and saying his family was close friends with Condi Rice I about puked. Now I know he might actually know Condi perhaps he moved her.

    Also in one of the fake reviews  his faker person says I Ioved those guys so much they did not even tale breaks and worked for 12 hours in the hot sun.  Then says she bought them Mc Donalds for lunch.  Hmm I love working for bosses who make you work without breaks then let costomers sere you Mc Donalds.

    Break many labor violations? Why if I did not know any better........I'd say that's the way unscrupulous contractors treat illegal day laborers.  Glad to know those boys were real americans.

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    That was the greatest thing I've seen this week.

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    Aside from Wassup 2008.

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    yes, I am sure the Dept. of Labor would love to hear of such stories.

    dir.ca.gov/dlse/HowToFil…

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    I feel dirty now, I'm taking a bath.

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    What are you guys talking about.

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    Fuck, I missed all the good stuff.

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    tio esteban "prodigal lofasz" a. says:

    I feel dirty now, I'm taking a bath.
    -------
    Make sure yo use soap and wash the stinky spots (crotch, pits, mouth, brain) really well.

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    Poe it was glorious.  A beautiful  thread, a work of art.  It kinda made you get choked up teary eyed to know that it is still possible to call out a double douche offender. It made me proud to be  American.

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    Anyone have a screen capture of it they can e-mail me?
    Fuck! Why did I got to work today to make all that money that I've been donating to Dem. races all over the country?

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    1 minute ago tio esteban "prodigal lofasz" a. says:

    Poe it was glorious.  A beautiful  thread, a work of art.  It kinda made you get choked up teary eyed to know that it is still possible to call out a double douche offender. It made me proud to be  American.
    ----------------

    Not just an American--an A-1 American.

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    I sneezed and then I sneezed again.

    Then a 6'4" , 200 lb white man held me down and carved a "J" on my cheek for John McCain while offering to move heavy furniture for me.  He spoke perfect American English, too!

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    6'4"? He keeps saying he's 6'6".

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    3 minutes ago Cornelius "Maximus" S. says:

    An A1 All-American.  God, it's like needing to take a shit for days and then, boom, it finally happens.  Don't we all feel lighter?
    ------------------

    I don't know.  I feel like there's still a little piece of turd stuck in my ass.

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    This kinda unites us all again as a bunch of c*msluts.

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    Chapio, Cornelius!  *smiles*

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    I'm glad I called in sick today!

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    Couldn't have said it better myself.  But I do believe you forgot to mention the skid marks left over.

    Cornelius "Maximus" S. says:

    An A1 All-American.  God, it's like needing to take a shit for days and then, boom, it finally happens.  Don't we all feel lighter?

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    God, please tell me someone saved that thread.  I should have copy/pasted in a word doc.  Damn

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    A1 All-American Queefs.

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    Darin "Heavy D" E. says:

    God, please tell me someone saved that thread.  I should have copy/pasted in a word doc.  Damn
    -------
    Yes, if anyone has that thread anywhere please do the right hing and let me see it.

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    I'm going to donate $50 to Obama in Mark's name.

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    A very kind soul just forwarded the thread to me and I skimmed it. I'm going to have to get in my PJs. get a cup of hot chocolate and settle in for one of the best reads of my life.
    Even skimming it made me tear up. I've been singing Amazing Grace to myself since I first saw the tread.
    God bless us, everyone.

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    Do you think he's turned his phone off yet?

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    Poe "the gardener with a Joe the plumber crack" .. says:

    6'4"? He keeps saying he's 6'6".
    ---------------------------------

    Poe, guys always add 2" to their...

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    Manny "nothing leet about me" F. says:

    Do you think he's turned his phone off yet?
    -------------------------------

    I blocked my # and called him earlier today just to hear his sexy voice.

    PS: Manny, arent you supposed to be at 500 Club brawling right now???

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    Thomas "more mavericky than you" F. says:

    PS: Manny, arent you supposed to be at 500 Club brawling right now???
    ========================

    Thel crossed a line that a public confrontation about him talking shit is no longer sufficient to address.  That's the last thing I'm going to say publicly about it.

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    toxic shock  I'm still shocking

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    tio esteban "prodigal lofasz" a. says:

    toxic shock  I'm still shocking
    -------
    You have to use the appropriate sized tampon for your flow. So on a light day don't use a super else toxic shock is more likely.

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    You have to also remember to remove the old tampon before sticking in a new one.

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    what the funk? I was off line for 4 hrs and now the thread is gone. I hope I can find still find the craigslist ad.

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    I need some "powerwashing" done.

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    I found it!

    "I come fully equipped with a big 4x4 pick up and a Strong Solid Steel 8 foot Trailer that can handle the very big heavy loads as well as the very small jobs!"

    filthy!

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    Poe , Ann,

    I thank you for your solid tampon advice.  I am a man and I know nothing of tampons. I only know I had a girlfriend once who tried to assert her dominance on me by making me go into the store by myself to buy a box of tampons for her.

    Do all women make their boyfriends do this at one time or another? Is this worth a separate woman forces man to buy tampon thread?

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    I'll deliver tampons to anyplace in the city for $30 over the price of them. No need to go guys, just call me.

    What do you think about that service, should I post it on craigslist?

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    damn, I left my beer downstairs

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    I don't think I have ever asked a man to buy me tampons.

    Manny, do you remember Kozmo delivery? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ko…

    I think you would do much better. Kozmo didn't have a delivery fee.

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    I didn't ever hear about that.

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    I feel you Cornelius. Women think since they have all the pussy that they can call the shots.  It ain't right.  I wear pants, I know how put pants on.  Look woman, this is my zipper fly respect that.

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    Kozmo was all over SF during 1999-2001. they used bike and scooter messengers. they imploded during the DotBomb

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    Mitsi "Drums and Wires" H. says:

    Kozmo was all over SF during 1999-2001. they used bike and scooter messengers. they imploded during the DotBomb
    ==========================

    I was busy trying to make rock n roll at the time. I wish I new about them though.

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    Marquesa de Tsada urps and burps.
    What other parlour tricks can she do?
    Tsada wanna tampon?
    Do us a trick honey.
    The Cornelius and I are playing at sevens and nines for you to sing a song from Waiting for Godohlofasz.

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    I really need to get a life.

  2. Manny = Male Slut

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    guess who you can ask to get those tampons for you?

    "For immediate "Drop-What-I-Am-Doing" service, a Rush Fee of $45. and add $150 for night service. Regarding tips; most of my customers do tip, however, that is strictly up to you and whether you liked the services performed. "

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    I love you Lance I really do. Just no more motorboating or name calling. First, your beard scratches my delicate chest, and second Corneluis has won my heart. I'm sorry old chap.

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    what the hell have i missed?!?

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    those Kozmo guys were everywhere you turned. I remember WebVan, did they have a service fee?

    I was using Planet Organics during that time. It was so wonderful having everything delivered to our doorstep when I got home from work. I wonder if they still have the key to our gate? hmmmn.

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    Nice Cliff. Real nice. Bishes think they can gave the orders and stock clerks & checkers suck their butts like slimy weasels.
    We need to solidaritize on this topic.

    Lech Walesa never bought any fucking tampons!

    • T C.
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    It truly was something. I may have seen the face of God.

    • T C.
    • San Francisco, CA
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    Poe -- it's here - look back about 12 hrs ago...

    yelp.com/topic/san-franc…

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    Business owners review their own businesses all the time.  Ban them all or allow them all, I hate this pick-and-choose stuff

    But then again I don't know the whole story

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    Valeria "Baby Mama" R. says:

    Manny = Male Slut
    ================

    Val, Male slut is an oxymoron.

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    Sorry been drinking, Male slut is redundant.

    • T C.
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    ...and God said "Go forth and bugger Mark A with a plunger handle". And it was so.

    Man, i'm behind on work, but it was worth it!

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    Must . . . have . . . the precioussss . . .

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    I don't know about this Obama TV show, people hate when their shows are pre-empted, This may backfire.

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    Cliff "the lush gambler" B. says:

    ca ca
    _______________

    [ahem, clears throat (to sound like a different bird)]:

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    The Shock is wearing off.

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    Sweet still going!  Hopefully this thread won't be yanked and will hit over 500 posts!

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    to your last dying day.

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    LOL!  Nice West Side Story knowledge.

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    Jessica, is that your way of saying the Puerto Ricans are taking all the good musical theatre jobs?

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    i like the city of san juan
    i know a boat you can get on
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    Sorry to break the news to you Tsada, but when I saw West Side Story at AMT in San Jose, the roll of Maria was played by Diana DeGarmo.  So Puerto Ricans are now being played by White People.  

    It was funny and weird at the same time to having this switch between Southern Accent to Puerto Rican.  Southern Rican maybe... oh and here's the link for laughs.

    metroactive.com/papers/m…

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    i couldn't play maria in my high school production because of my light hair.

    well, and the fact that my voice is awful.

    fucking racists.

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    Natalie Wood in brownface does not a Puerto Rican make.  imdb.com/media/rm4151613…

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    mitsi, interesting theory, but BPD is definitely not the case.

    also, penis.

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    Suge, stop playing the race card.

    Everyone knows the reason you weren't cast as Maria is because you are an asshole.

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    *rolls tongue*

    Arriba!

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    Chris C. says:

    It was funny and weird at the same time to having this switch between Southern Accent to Puerto Rican.  Southern Rican maybe
    ------------
    I think I'm missing something here. Isn't diana from san jose? where does southern fit in?

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    tsada, you only think i'm an asshole because i'm white, right??

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    Anna "sublety is not my middle name" S. says:

    I think I'm missing something here. Isn't diana from san jose? where does southern fit in?
    ____
    Nope, she's from Alabama.

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    3 minutes ago Suge K. says:

    tsada, you only think i'm an asshole because i'm white, right??
    --------------------------

    Definitely.  And now that we all know about your blond hair, it makes it even worse.

    Fucking snow bunny white devil asshole.

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    Tsada's also a devil and subjugates people. Sad really

    *shakes cabeza*

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    Joe, don't make tempura-batter and fry your ass.

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    nah, Same ol' situation

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    Chris C. says:
    Nope, she's from Alabama.
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    good to know. maybe she has a gramma here or something. thought she had some local connection.

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    Did anyone see the october cover of rolling stone? they had a pic of obama. his eyes were normal size, but they totally distorted the lower half of his face, gave him a giant nose and grinning mouth. I wonder who thought that was a good idea?

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    my hair is a dark blonde. not like lamb and lynx gaede, of prussian blue fame (you know, those cute little blonde girls who get up and sing their hearts out in hate?)

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    this thread's still going?

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    Thomas "more mavericky than you" F. says:

    this thread's still going?
    =====================

    No

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    Suge, so that make you only slightly pure-bred all american?

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    Thomas "more mavericky than you" F. says:

    this thread's still going?
    ___
    I'm hoping for it to break the 500 point!

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    i have some native american blood in me - i'm too dark skinned for the aryan nation.

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    I have seen more snot in the last three days than I have seen in my entire lifetime.

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    Suge K. says:

    i'm too dark skinned for the aryan nation.
    ======================

    And they're too stupid to live.

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    tio, did you really drunk dial someone at midnite? What did the person say?

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    Stupid??!

    Manny, don't make me put on a white tuxedo and drive my car in your general direction.

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    I'd like to see you try it!

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    Ooh!  Musical singalong!

    I like the island Manhattan
    Smoke on your pipe and put that in!

    • B H.
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    I've never been to NYC, what's it like? I did go to New Hampshire once to visit a friend but we barely got out.

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    My shock at the turn of events is starting to wear off, now I'm shocked at events that aren't turning. Why is a business owner that wrote a fake review not only being allowed to remain on yelp but also why is yelp protecting him by removing all the threads about the fraud?

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    native by injection? ha! you wish, cliff!

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    stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-stomp-clap-stomp-clap
    stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-stomp-clap-stomp-clap
    stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-stomp-clap-stomp-clap
    stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-clap stomp-clap-stomp!!

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    ~We will we will rock you~

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    Opps, that stomp-stomp-clap, not stomp-clap-clap. Nevermind

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    *crickets with jazz hands*

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    *crickets with gel nails*

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    *shallow pedantic crickets*

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    I'd like some of those crickets.

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    *chocolate dipped crickets for Anna*

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    The way they cook them is fried with salt and they eat them when they drink, I honestly would have prefered peanuts but as they say "When in Rome"

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    Actually the grasshoppers were fine, it was the grubs that gave me an upset stomach.

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    Actually the grasshoppers were fine, it was the grubs that gave me an upset stomach.

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    How do you feel about leeches?

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    Are we done talking about this?

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    I'm still too shocked to talk about it, to be honest.

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    Go get another one of those 21st amendment watermellon wheat's that you love so much.

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    No thanks. It's the beer equivalent of Devon's eggchute....

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    It's an interesting idea but a pretty foul beer. On the extremely rare occasion I'm in the mood for a fruit flavored beer I'll take a good Lambic. I think I had one three years ago and it wasn't too bad.

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    Pyramid's Apricot thingy (and Magic Hat's equivalent) are okay, but that's about it. Kona Brewco has a passion fruit beer that my wife loves, and I detest as well. A bar back in DC used to make Belgian Sunrises - basically a black and tan made with framboise and Belgian white (Allagash, I think)

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    there's a blueberry beer that I love, but it tastes basically like blueberry juice, it's not a Man's beer. It's called Wild Blue. It has 8% alcohol too.

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    I came across a cockroach at 21st Amendment.

    I had a Watermelon Wheat on Saturday... in a can... it was alright.  It looks like a soda, but it's beer.

    That's all I have to contribute here.

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    A yelp friend said she saw a rat in the rafters at 21st amendment. While fairly alarming I can think of several other reasons not to go back there.

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    Fruit infused beer has gotten a rep for being a new kind of girly beer. It's just not so historically. Infused beers have been around for hundreds of years.

    Also lofasz.

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    Yes fruit beers have been around a long time but they're still girly.

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    Well I know some ladies with great taste in beer so maybe I mean kiddy and not girly. Fruit beers are good startign beers for the kids.

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    1 hour ago tio esteban "moving lofasz internationally since 1963" a. says:

    Fruit infused beer has gotten a rep for being a new kind of girly beer. It's just not so historically. Infused beers have been around for hundreds of years.

    Also lofasz.
    --------------------

    Similarly, wearing long, buffed acrylic nails has gotten a reputation as being a girly custom.  I have no idea why this is.  

    Anyone?

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    Feathered hair and Cosby sweaters are real manly too.

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    Manny "nothing leet about me" F. says:

    A yelp friend said she saw a rat in the rafters at 21st amendment. While fairly alarming I can think of several other reasons not to go back there.
    ---

    Yea I haven't gone back there since because it wasn't like it was in the bathroom or anything.  This thing was looking at me me while pitching a hammock and reading a magazine as I was eating my burger.  This was almost two years ago.

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    Manny "nothing leet about me" F. says:

    Fruit beers are good startign beers for the kids.
    ----------------
    good point.

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    The thing that's worse than roaches are roaches that aren't afraid of the light.

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    Your kids will be total wimp pussies if you start them on beer. I'm starting my kids on Rum and Coke.

    But you do what you want with your teatotaling brats, just don't expect my kids to share the hard alcohol with them.

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    In the early 1900s it was not uncommon to put a little rum in the baby's bottle along with the milk to keep them soothed and quiet.

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    oh, did that go out of style Binky?

    one of my co-workers who only worked occasionally cause she was retired, said her doctor in the 50s told her to drink beer to deal with morning sickness and stress when she was pregnant.

    I heard in Ireland they used to prescribe Guiness to pregnant women, because the factory was downstream from an iron factory, so the beer water was iron rich. the iron factory closed, but the Guiness when pregnant tradition persisted. Heard of this Gary?

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    Hahahaha, Anna.

    Maybe not. My baby is going to drink Harp Lager.

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    They used to have shandy for kids when I lived in the UK -half beer, half orange soda or ginger ale.

    disgusting.

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    Karsten, it's still better than Budweiser!

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    Part of the package for my ideal woman would be that if she gets pregnant she would lactate Guinness.

    Not surprising I'm single, I'm holding out for beer breasts.

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    in germany the adults mix beer with cola. they also mix cola with orange soda. I do not trust such people.

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    It's disgusting, I'll take a dopple bock please

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    And grats to tio for having the 500th post on his own thread

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    8 hours ago Tsada K. says:

    1 hour ago tio esteban "moving lofasz internationally since 1963" a. says:

    Fruit infused beer has gotten a rep for being a new kind of girly beer. It's just not so historically. Infused beers have been around for hundreds of years.

    Also lofasz.
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    Similarly, wearing long, buffed acrylic nails has gotten a reputation as being a girly custom.  I have no idea why this is.  

    Anyone?
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    I heard a certain Uncle wears them.

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    Flamenco dancers don't care how long the nails on your right hand are, as long as you use the left hand with care.

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    As long as at least one finger has no nail at all I don't care.

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