What are the best advertising jingles of all time?

The most annoying, but also the best of all time.

Mentos, the fresh maker.

youtube.com/watch?v=N7zs…

FreeCreditReport.com.. even though that business is a total scam. I miss the cute Canadian guy whose voice they dubbed.

"All beef patty special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!"

Jennifer "Jennifer "What Fresh Hell Is This?"" O. says:

http://FreeCreditRepor..... even though that business is a total scam. I miss the cute Canadian guy whose voice they dubbed.
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HA! That is a good one!

Big Mac! mmmmmmm

Rene C: I love the cheesiness of that commercial. It was so annoyingly fabulous!

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.. Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds don't!"

How about the Energizer Bunny. He's been around since the dawn of man.

Ali O.. missed that one.. I've only lived here for 16 years, 2 days. Yeah, I'm keeping count.. and my landlord hates me for it, ha ha! Rent control.......... so great!

Heinz Ketchup/"Anticipation"

Another annoying commercial, perfect! The annoying ones are the most effective 'cause you can't get the brand out of your mind.

I like the E*Trade baby, too. Apparently there's a new one airing that I haven't seen yet.

Love it or hate it, the I "Heart" NY campaign was huge. You see copycats of that worldwide.

Rene C. says:

Heinz Ketchup/"Anticipation"

++++++++++++  perfect!

The E Trade babies flying in 1st class is hilarious, "DAD"

Oh... remember the great campaign for Helmsley Hotels? "The Only Palace Where the Queen Stands Guard".. wow, Leona Helmsley was such a B!

Mikey Likes it!

Jennifer "Jennifer "What Fresh Hell Is This?"" O. says:

Oh... remember the great campaign for Helmsley Hotels? "The Only Palace Where the Queen Stands Guard".. wow, Leona Helmsley was such a B!
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That woman was/is Satan!

Have you seen the campaign for Mass Mutual (airs on CNBC a lot) where a business meeting is at a Chinese restaurant and the menu is in Mandarin and the waitress speaks no English.. and the 50-something business woman pipes up in perfect Mandarin (like I'd know, right? ha ha) and impresses all the guys at the table. So cool.

Oh yeah.. Rene C.. Life Cereal! "Hey Mikey!"

I have seen that commercial! It's catchy and smart!

Wendy's "where's the beef!"

Green Giant! And the little niblet!

Rene C. says:

Wendy's "where's the beef!"

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I just wanted to beat that old woman with her cane!

Ooooo.. the stock market just opened.. I'll be right back!

Good call on the Jolly Green Giant! When I was a kid I wanted to be him! Not sure why, now that I think about it that was really weird. Forget I mentioned that.

-Hands Jennifer a cane. Whack her once for me too.

(Jennifer snorting with laughter over Rene C's commentary!)

Market's up 87 points on the open, wheeee!!!!!

go 87 points!

"Tony Put a Tiger in My Tank!" I can't remember what gas station that was for, I was way young.

How about "I Think I'll Keep My Wife" (commercial for Geritol.. do they make that shit anymore.. what is it.. geezer speed?)

The market had a kick butt september, will we see the same for October?

Tony in the tank? , hmmmm was that Exxon?

ooooooo Geritol! HAHA! That's funny

Best September in 70 years! And that's not usually the case. I think we'll see when the jobs report comes out Friday.

I think it was Exxon.. wasn't it Esso way back when? Can't remember..

How about a shout out to the Maytag repairman!

I have the tagline wrong, It was:

"My Wife (husband gives creepy shoulder hug and rocks her) .. I Think I'll Keep Her."

Esso, that sounds right.

Aww... I miss the Maytag Man.. the lonliest repair man in history!

I guess the Maytag guy didn't really have a jingle.

(gotta rent a movie from the 60s to check the brand name.. giggling.. )

I'd like to buy the world a Coke....

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8H5…

What beer was that - Budweiser? (obviously not a beer babe although I might just be pissed that Marcello's pizza told me "we don't DELIVER beer" (what???) The pizza was outstanding though..

...And keep it company... what's the rest.. mind's a blank.

Remember the product Ayds (diet supplement)? My creepy grandmother took those. Guess that product went down in flames..

In honor of Bob Pritikin, advertising genius and all around San Francisco eccentric:

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!

Amazing how in ten short years the world went from Stepford Wives sexism of the 1970s youtube.com/watch?v=Ed3v… to this one, which could have been made today except for the hair styles.  youtube.com/watch?v=s86U…

Doublemint Gum, 'Double Your Pleasur

Huh, Bob Pritikin made up the Folger's tune? Wow! I met him once.. he is eccentric.. and kind of mean. He had this weird magic show he wanted to advertise.

Jennifer "Jennifer "What Fresh Hell Is This?"" O. says:

Remember the product Ayds (diet supplement)? My creepy grandmother took those. Guess that product went down in flames..
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LOL!@!!! I totally remember those! My mom bought those. Scary stuff

That Doublemint commercial always seem to suggest those girls wanted a 3-way.. "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun!"

WTF?

How did that account executive get away with that?

You deserve a break today!

youtube.com/watch?v=XKR1…

Gil.. whatcha saying? I HAVE one of those hairstyles (giggling)..

Did poor Burger King ever make a mark?

Jennifer "Jennifer "What Fresh Hell Is This?"" O. says:

That Doublemint commercial always seem to suggest those girls wanted a 3-way.. "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun!"

WTF?

How did that account executive get away with that?
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LOL! I never made that connection until just now! I am so naive!

Oh.. the Faberge Organics commercial.. "I told two friends and then they told two friends..."

The NFL Burger King commercials were funny, but no real jingles

Mike M - good one!

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

youtube.com/watch?v=LTun…

meow mix!

Crazy brands from the 70s:

Giggle deodorant (came in this bubble-polka dotted container, totally girly)
Lip Smackers
Love's Baby Soft (had a creepy tagline.. what was it??... "x.. but not too far from innocence.. girl dressed like a little girl licking a lollipop suggestively)

Body on Tap (shampoo that looked like a beer bottle and had beer in it.. I think I tasted it one time, out of curiosity)

Oh oh.. I've got it: Love's Baby Soft.. "Sensual, but not too far from innocence."

Irish Spring, "Manly yes, but I like it too"

Oh.. Enjoli!

"I bring home the bacon.. fry it up in a pan and never never ever let you forget you're a man... 'cause I'm a WOMAN, Enjoli"

(I think Raquel Welch was in that one, right?)

Raquel Welch, perks up!

Has she been in anything since that Seinfeld episode?

Rene C. says:

Irish Spring, "Manly yes, but I like it too"

(Jennifer screaming with laughter and pointing to computer screen) "YES!!"

She was on Oprah, caught it in re-runs. She looks amazing.

Raquel Welch may have been my very first celebrity crush. But not my first crush, that honor goes to my kindergarten teacher oooo baby!

(market's up 108 points!)

Hot for Teacher, hee hee..

I love this recent Old Spice ad with the bear running after Ray Lewis. My wife thinks it's odd.

youtube.com/watch?v=bnLN…

When it gets to 50,000 I am quitting my job, any chance of that happening today?

Mmmmm... no. Guess you'll have to go to work today :(

Damn! :) Well I work from home, so double Damn!

Rene C. says:

I love this recent Old Spice ad with the bear running after Ray Lewis. My wife thinks it's odd.

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(screaming with laughter.. that is so weird, it's great. I think the creative director must've dropped acid before the client meeting. LOL!)

workin' in jammies.... gotta love it!

(had to watch the Old Spice ad again.. that is just so strange and awesome!)

...sending link to my father.. he doesn't get my sense of humor sometimes.. oh well.

I'm working from bed, at some point I will make it to the living room and eventually my office. But i don't like to think that far ahead. oooooo, I am meeting a client for lunch! That's something to look forward to, unless of course we hit that magic 50,000 mark!

Jennifer "Jennifer "What Fresh Hell Is This?"" O. says:

...sending link to my father.. he doesn't get my sense of humor sometimes.. oh well.
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The only thing in this world that my dad finds funny are the 3 Stooges.

Hate to break it to you, babe: YOU'RE HAVING A CLIENT LUNCH TODAY!

(bubble pops up over Jennifer's head.. "I should buy a lottery ticket today.")

DAMN DAMN DAMN! :)

Lotto tickets!

Every holiday season, my friend leaves me a voicemail singing, "Merry Christmas from Payless, Merry Chriiiistmaaas!"

indisputably the greatest of all time:

My baloney has a first name,
it's O-S-C-A-R...
My baloney has a second name,
it's M-A-Y-E-R..
Oh I love to eat if every day
and if you ask me why I'll say
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A

And if you're David Sedaris, you can sing it in the voice and manner of Billie Holiday...

Kevin S:

You are so right!  And, I'd love to hear David Sedaris sing it that way, LOL!

(even though bologna is disgusting!)

Good one!

"Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs"

youtube.com/watch?v=kcsR…

The Simpsons version

Have a coke and a smile!

"Pete Ellis Dodge, 1095 West El Camino Real, Sunnyvale"

I like the new Allstate commercials with the guy saying "I'm a hot girl jogging down the street.."

Plop, plop. fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is!

i'd like to buy the world a coke

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8H5…

"Who Wears Short Shorts.. WE Wear Short Shorts!"

Yes! Short shorts! Nice one!

Yum Yum Bumble Bee Tuna.... you're welcome now that this is now stuck in your head

youtube.com/watch?v=zjHv…

Oh crap.. I'm comin' to beat the crap out of you David K!

Hey David K.. "Midnight at the Oasis... Put your camel to bed.. " gotcha HA HA!

Or Minnie Ripperton (RIP).. "Lovin' you ... is easy 'cause you're beautiful.. and every time that we oooooo... I'm soooo in love with you.. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lala la.."

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

youtube.com/watch?v=gQPN…

cigarette ad:

"I'd rather fight than switch".  Showed a guy smoking with a black eye.

I think it was for Tarreraton (sp?) cigs.

Schaefer-it's the-beer to have, when you're having more than one!

This particular version with Edd Kalehoff on the Moog Synth: youtube.com/watch?v=9Lo6…

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.....wimpy wimpy wimpy

(not really a jingle...but)  You got peanut butter in my chocolate!!!  You got chocolate in my peanut butter!!!!!!

Lucky charms "magically delicious"

youtube.com/watch?v=sKBG…
I still remember this one, even though I don't drink Shata.

*Shasta

"Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is Thhhhheeere!"

"Mutual of Omaha means people... you can count on when the going gets rough"

Going a few years back here in the bay area....what was the annoying one that ended in "On Bascum Affenew (Bascom Avenue)?"  Was that the same one about "Birdcage walk, birdcage walk...?"

Corn Nuts:  "Bust a Nut!"

I still can't believe it existed.

"Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee!"

Taste the rainbow.

Get the sensation.

Mr. Clee-ean.

Give me a break, give me a break.  Break  me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

Double your pleasure, double your fun.

What would you do-oo-o for a Klondike bar?

Re- stock Market. Nice rally today, but I'd be careful. A pullback and consolidation would be welcomed.

May be time to buy some defensive puts.

I think the jobs report on Friday will put a damper on things...

Not the greatest, but most annoying:
ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!! ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE!!!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!!  ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!! ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE!!!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!!  ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!! ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE!!!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!!     ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!! ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE AND CAKE!!!!!!! ICE CREAM and CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

Hard to say. It's already expected to be bad so it may have already been priced in.

If the jobs report isn't as bad as expected then markets may continue to run. I do like the overall negative sentiment. Good time to selectively buy

Cindy P.. what product is this for.. Carvel? Can't place it.. And that's a whole lotta typing.. hope you copied and pasted, LOL!

He follows his nose..
it always knows...
the flavor of fruit....
wherever it grows.

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Yay, Pepto-Bismol!

Remember the Tidy bowl man?

"Bandaid stuck on me"
My cousin is the asian kid taking a bath in this 80's commercial.
youtube.com/watch?v=X2Qn…

Calgon, take me away!!!

Here's a commercial for all you guys with yellow fever...

youtube.com/watch?v=vmxT…

I also tried to find the classic soap commercial with the babies. It won an award a while back, but I can;t seem to find it.