So boring, it needs its own thread. NoVato.

Me too. Racist nomenclature.
NoVato !

You'll get over it. I've lived here for 17 years of my life, I'm allowed to talk smack. :P

Yes the only town in CA without any Mexicans.  NoVato

Joe "Pickles" G. says:

Yes the only town in CA without any Mexicans.  NoVato

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Damn, where's Joe G. to scream "RACIST!" when you need him?

Go take a walk until you leave the city limits. Then never return

*flagged*

Isn't there a wonderful Brazilian steak place near Novato?

Miles "Farmer Ted" F. says:

I was up there this weekend Lauren, I liked the area I was tooling around in...

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WTF? Why didn't we grab lunch or something?! There's a Chevy's HERE, too, you know. ;)

Megan "The Notorious J.E.W." D. says:

Happy hour at Moylan's. NoVato

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FYI, they changed brewmasters, and the beer kinda sucks now.

"Yes the only town in CA without any Mexicans.  NoVato"

Awesome, I'm definitely moving there ASAP.

their only export is genetically engineered tomatoes.  NovaTo

Lauren "isn't bad, she's just drawn that way" Q. says:

Miles "Farmer Ted" F. says:

I was up there this weekend Lauren, I liked the area I was tooling around in...

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WTF? Why didn't we grab lunch or something?! There's a Chevy's HERE, too, you know. ;)

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a real restaurant, or some old lady making tacos on a hibachi in the bed of a Chevy pickup?

Al "there's a voice in my head that drives my heel" D. says:

a real restaurant, or some old lady making tacos on a hibachi in the bed of a Chevy pickup?

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The real deal. I even worked there for like a year when I was 18.

The Show "Addiction" just had a guy going into rehab because he was drinking a bottle of vodka a day.  He lived in NoVato.

steven r. says:

The Show "Addiction" just had a guy going into rehab because he was drinking a bottle of vodka a day.  He lived in NoVato.

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Interesting... I'm surprised he noticed anything wrong with this, to be honest. It tends to be pretty common behavior here.

Try the Rack of Lamb at the Hamilton Cafe.

Miles "Farmer Ted" F. says:

I know, I had a bunch of shit happening this weekend though, so I was way too constrained time wise and wouldn't have been very fun to be around any hoo.

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Psh, you just needed a prickly-pear margarita!

Miles is no fun after his crank comedown

Lauren "isn't bad, she's just drawn that way" Q. says:
Joe "Pickles" G. says:
Yes the only town in CA without any Mexicans.  NoVato
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Damn, where's Joe G. to scream "RACIST!" when you need him?
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Seriously ! Right?  :-)

Brandon "Support Your  Local Businesses" M. says:
Isn't there a wonderful Brazilian steak place near Novato?
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It's an Argentine steak-house.
Boca
yelp.com/biz/boca-steak-…
Don't miss: duck fat fries

But the best restaurant there is this "culinary treasure": yelp.com/biz/cafe-joel-n…  :-P

I'm super stoked about this thread.

Erik "Often Wears Pants" U. says:

I'm super stoked about this thread.

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I know, right?!

BTW, I went out to Brown's on Friday night and got groped by a midget. NoVato.

Erik, why would you be? You live close to the "mecca of culture and knowledge" ... as far away from Novato as is legally possible.

Also, looks like you got a case of the "stokes"; you better get that looked at.
theonion.com/video/repor…

Megan "The Notorious J.E.W." D. says:

1 hour ago Lauren "isn't bad, she's just drawn that way" Q. says:

Megan "The Notorious J.E.W." D. says:

Happy hour at Moylan's. NoVato

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FYI, they changed brewmasters, and the beer kinda sucks now.
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are we still going?

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Yeah, I think so. The people there are awesome, and I didn't get an awful headache from the beer on St. Paddy's.

I work in the Vato, plus I lived here for years. I remember going to a bar near my apartment  with some friends. Then within like 5 minutes of arriving (there were like max 5 people in the bar), two girls undressed and started making out while this 80 year old guy sat in the dark corner and watched... It wasn't something you'd want to watch ever. It was an avert your eyes type of event.... The place eventually burnt down. Thank goodness. Go DeSilvas.

Dude, what's the name of the bar ????

DeSilvas! i told you it burnt down though. Whatever god you believe in knew it was not meant for this world and burnt it down.

Damn!

I didn't read the whole post ! :-P

Erik "Often Wears Pants" U. says:
Whatever god you believe in knew it was not meant for this world and burnt it down.
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Blame *your* God ! My God was fine with it !

Umesh is hella religousist

Joe, that's how we roll in Novato. One God. A cool God.

Joe "Pickles" G. says:

Yes the only town in CA without any Mexicans.  NoVato

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i have to disagree because my freind lives in Novato and i seen a few Mexicans around . not as many as San Rafael but i did see some around . i even seen a few black folks to .

You want culture, go hang out at the 7-11 on diablo. I saw a pimp in full purple suit, shit you not.

Erik "Often Wears Pants" U. says:

DeSilvas! i told you it burnt down though. Whatever god you believe in knew it was not meant for this world and burnt it down.

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I remember DaSilva's! I used to hang out there in high school, back when it was Mancuso's.

FML. -.-

Wow congrats Miles!

SF cop bedroom community.

steven r. says:

The Show "Addiction" just had a guy going into rehab because he was drinking a bottle of vodka a day.  He lived in NoVato.

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do you know what they call a NoVatan resident who drinks a whole bottle of vodka a day?

the Designated Driver

I once wrote a review of the cool coin operated car wash there.  it sounds like I made it up but it was all truly based on real observations while spending some time in an office across the street.  some real novato flavor, check it out if you're curious:

yelp.com/biz/novato-coin…

Bobby, why would you bump this?

Megan "taught Valeria's daughter the F-word" D. says:

heading up there soon!!

Miles, come bring your crank comedown crossfit ass out there too!

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YEAH!

Megan and I are gonna go boozing on a Wednesday night... because that's how we do in NoVato.

Joe "Pickles" G. says:

Weird bump too. Booby's got some isshews.

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You have to admit... it was kinda funny, though. ;)

Lurve youuuu!

spent 10 years of my life in slow-vato aka the 'N.O.' (cause NO i never want to go back)  from age 10-20. I will NEVER get those years back.

Damon "The Curmudgeon" K. says:

spent 10 years of my life in slow-vato aka the 'N.O.' (cause NO i never want to go back)  from age 10-20. I will NEVER get those years back.

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Actually... you look strangely familiar... : /

Marin County snobbiness.... NoVato...

Lauren "isn't bad, she's just drawn that way" Q. says:

Megan and I are gonna go boozing on a Wednesday night... because that's how we do in NoVato.

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don't they retract the sidewalk at 6PM on Wednesdays?

Are the high school kids still hanging out at the Shell station on Novato Boulevard? Bad times.

I think I lost my virginity in NoVato, once.

Joey "Lapsed Atheiest" J. says:

Are the high school kids still hanging out at the Shell station on Novato Boulevard? Bad times.

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Dude, when did you graduate? Back in my day, all the high school kids hung out at The Square... and I can say with absolute confidence that they still do.

Right up until Novato PD comes and breaks things up.