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    Bella is weird.

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    Visiting the playground
    grocery shopping
    going to work(although i wish some would here...)

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    B. Kaye W. says:

    Giving your cat a bath.

    bad bad visual!!

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    .Bella W. says:

    Wrestling

    This is where I draw the line. Some of my best wrestling is done butt ass naked.
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    I cook without pants on all the time.  I'm blessed with mad skills, I suppose.

    Cootz, have you ever seen the CRITICAL ASS ride my friends do around town every year?  A bunch of out of shape dudes in nothing but frilly bloomers with backpacks full of beer cruise around town breaking into public pay toilets.  Its kind of amazing.

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    cooking..
    driving while drinking coffee

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    Corporate presentation

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    eating congee (rice porridge)

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    Parent teacher conference

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    Apparently plunking yourself down @ the Sushi Boat. Learned that one the hard way.

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    Tell a woman that you lied.

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    Jumping out of a plane

    Going on a commercial air flight

    Trying to shop at a store with a "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" sign

    SCUBA diving on your period

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    JR H. says:

    Frying bacon (thanks Neil)

    ******

    I have a naked bacon scar.

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    frying chicken.  i find that a sparkly, slinky red dress works better.

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    Playing with a kitten

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    catching catfish in the bayou by hand.

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    horse back riding..

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    fried chickenback riding

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    Trim the rosebushes.

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    who remembers that Seinfeld episode w/the naked girlfriend?
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    - squatting

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    Running through a poison oak patch after doing the horizontal mambo in the great outdoors.

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    While meeting the in laws

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    Slip and slide (the kids' toy)

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    go to parent teacher meetings

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    Mark O.  there are some things that are best taught while naked.

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    Go to North or South Pole

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    trying out pua techniques

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    Leapfrog, rope climbing, cactus pruning

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    did anyone say playing football yet? or trampoline? or fencing

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    and paintball! ouch

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    waterskiing (enema)

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    soldering..
    glue gunning..

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    Apparently giving out candy on Halloween?  *shrug*

    j/k

    I *used* to sunbathe in the nude in my backyard until I saw a neighbor peeping from their 2nd-floor window.  Dammit...

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    -playing with cooking oil

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  1. Looking in the mirror.

    Well, probably it's not bad for everyone.  But for some of us, it is.

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    - Bee keeping.
    - Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
    - Rock climbing.
    - Pug wrangler.
    - Hip-hop dance instructor.
    - Pirhanna enthusiast.
    - BMX stunt rider.

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    building snowmen in your Grandma's front yard

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    Moving

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    The "Escape from Alcatraz" swim

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    taking your big dog to the beach

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    go through security at SFO

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    A moment ago B. Kaye W. says:

    Shoot pool.
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    Left ball in the corner pocket FTW

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    painting.... it gets messy, believe me.

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    did anyone say leapfrog?

    with your German Shepherd?

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  1. Open a jar with a stuck lid.

  2. If you are a guy- run naked in the winter. While partying in Santa Cruz 4 years ago- I was out side smoking a ciggarette when I saw some naked rasta dude taking a midnight run wearing only his drealocks and some Nikes. I thought I was just trippin until  he came closer. Guy's stuff looks funny when it's flapping all about. I would think that the nuts hitting the leg in the winter must hurt or there must at least be chaffing?

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    lol  most of these are  nasty

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    eating pho, anywhere

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    Try out your new staple gun in the Designer Showcase grand balllroom.

  4. cooking
    fly fishing
    racquetball
    run for mayor -- oh wait ...

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    gardening

    washing your windows

    going to the laundrymat

    riding the bus

    hopping on bart

    sitting in traffic

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  5. did someone mention ironing

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    national anthem

    TV dinners

    visit Santa

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    voting

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    not good for 1st date.

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    Compare brands of kerosene.

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    Oil a bike chain.

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    Picking up a quarter (or any coin) off the street.
    Pole vaulting.

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    babysitting
    target practice
    playing darts
    go to Moby Dick's for drinks (oh wait, no... that's totally acceptable)

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    run for office.

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    i did not read the whole thread, but the first thing that came tomy mind was painting, i mean, how do you explain that???  plus, it really sucks trying to get it all off you, but than again, you might need some help...

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    farting
    popping a pimple
    vomiting
    eating a fried chicken leg
    the mc hammer dance
    tennis
    susan c. I agree, jumping jacks
    cutting toenails

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    why am I ALWAYS the thread killer?????

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    attend a working dinner with your hot co-worker (she forced you), and your gf reluctantly agrees; and later comes to check on you

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    Holy communion

    Big wheel Unicycling

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    riding a bicycle with a missing seat

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    Directing a symphony.
    Count to eleven

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    Lie about your penis size
    Skydive

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    Tell a girl you are interested in her for her mind

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    attend a funeral

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    walk through poison oak

    run with scissors

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    I guess doing the Heimlich maneuver would be a push.

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    go to your friends house and sit on the couch, you know the one, the friend whose dog likes to get busy on your leg

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    get really pissed at another guy and yell: "oh yeah, well SUCK ME!"

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    Give directions while holding 2 cups of coffee and 4 donuts.

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    going to a funeral

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    changing oil.
    refrigerator repair.
    roof repair.
    pouring / finishing concrete.
    getting  rid of termites, roaches, rats.
    taking garbage recycling out.
    bricklaying.
    cleaning out chimney

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    Baby alligator wrestling
    Noodling

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    tripping over your best friend's girlfriend who also happens to be naked

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    tripping over your best friend's girlfriend who also happens to be naked

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    the 'lift' w/ Peter Mmmm..

    the limbo
    vomiting

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    • JR H.
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    Nope, sorry I take that back.
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    hang flypaper
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    lie about your weight

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