La Croix or Waterloo?

Spindrift

Soleil

Grapefruit Spindrift

Lemon lime Spindrift a game changer.

Red or Rosé or White?

Red but it doesn't like me back.

Sweet or Savory?

Savory mostly.

Savory!

Hash browns
Automatic

Hash browns - well done crispy.  
Can drive stick shift but prefer automatic.

All vacation spots.

Coast!

Massage or Happy Ending or Both?

Is this a trick question lol RANCH!!!!

Winter or Summer Olympics

Summer

Pb&j or tuna fish sandwich?

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Make out with mom of course

End a thread or start a thread?

Night owl

Burritos or tacos?

Burritos

Oral giver or oral receiver?

Lol Ben!!!

Oral giver.

Give or take
(In the butt, whuuut?)

Ben you might make ur gramma jealous.

Jealousy is just gonna make her like me more..

Mountain bike can go on the road, but a road bike can't go on the mountain.

Great Danes or Chihuahuas?

Smart creepy answer.

Chiwahwahs with personality of a great dane.

Tacos.

Street tacos or crispy tacos?

*^Smart...

Free Britney... care or STFU brit-brit.

Free Britney!

Post your question OR think it, and not post

Wha? Post it.

Salted cheese in your drink or not? Someone 'splain.

No salted cheese in my drink!!!

BBQ sauce or sweet n sour sauce with your chicken nuggets?

Backroads!

Beer or Cocktail ?

Beer!

Dogs or cats?

Dogs

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke zero

Unhappy or Penurious?

Don't make me look up words this early. Thread break, anyone go to Shadowbrook in Capitola? I don't have the greatest food expectations. But it looks like an experience.

^A co-worker (divorced) took his daughter there to celebrate her hs graduation. It was pretty much as you expect. But there's something like a cable car taking you from the parking lot to the restaurant.

A Funicular (sorry pc didn't mean to make you look up words lol) or hillside trolley.  The Shadowbrook is charming /old timey-boogie but love it!

Went a few years back the kids were taking their prom dates there type of place.

Aw yeah!! Think gonna go for it. Why the hell not. But maybe just for lunch or appetizers and drinks. Looking forward to Santa Cruz area food and fun.

A few of the tables had piles of salt on them, when we pointed it out to the waitress she was like "ugh, prom season punkasses" but charmingly carried on and did a great job despite the pranksters.

Assholes.

Right! I first complimented how handsome some of the pairs looked, but wanted to chancla them by the end of the evening hahah.

That would be an amazing reality show that I'd watch. BH Tonya throwing chanclas at bad restaurant guests.

Hehehe back to thread topic
Bad Tesla Driver or Minivan w/soccer Mom at the wheel.

Minivan soccer mom!

Baked or fried?

Baked if potato, fried if potato

Beer in can or beer in bottle?

Bottle unless I'm at the beach or camping or something.

Shaken or stirred?

U should not shake babies.

Old movies or new movies.

Old movies
Impossible burger or beyond burger

hmmm I've never tried city music.

Indian or Pakistan? Food. Not Umey. He is Inuit.

Did you mean "Inert"?

May is prom season. Don't worry about prom season now.

Country

Pool or Hot Tubbing

Hot tubbing.

Vodka or tequila?

Tequila

Omelette or scramble

Omelette yum

Movie theater or Netflix and chill?

Netflix and Chill

Coke or Pepsi?

NFL

Jeep or FJ Cruiser or?

Ocean

Paris or London?

Sofe!! London.  

Live music or live comedy?

Live music

Classic Rock or Soul ?

Both! All.

Fancy restaurant with ok food or hole in the wall with good food.

Hole in the wall definitely

Less filling or tastes great?

Both

Clams on ah half shell or the bearded clam?

Neither.

Fries or tater tots or onion rings?

Also hot body or tacos?

Eating tacos, fries, onion rings and tater tots with a hot body!

Jello or pudding?

If the wemmenz are wrestling in them, who cares? I'll take any.

Yelp Talk or Reddit?

Lol no. Post it!!!

Lol

DIY Luncheables (boxes of crackers and cheese, salami...) or fancy charcuterie platter?

DIY Lunchables

Bagel or English muffin

Hi CP!

Bagel

Turkey or Duck?

Duck!

Swiss or cheddar?

Cheddar!
Innie or outie?

Neither

Beach or Jungle?

Beach

Hot chocolate or chocolate milk?

Hot chocolate.

Lottery or Sweepstakes?

Safeway monopoly

Ocean or swimming pool?

Swimming pool.
Appetizers or desserts?

Appetizers
Red or Blue

red

spain or usa?

Spain

Ocean or sea

Ocean

Honda or Toyota

Was a Honda dude, have a car with a Toyota motor in it currently.  Too old to care these days.  

Latte or mocha?

Latte

Camping or RV'ing?

Camping

Gourmet hot dog or gourmet Mac and cheese?

Pants and no shirt, or shirt and no pants?

Shirt and no pants.

Hot or cold?

Hot!

Mango or Papaya?

Mango

Log Cabin or Beach house?

log cabin
swimming or soccer

Swimming.

Death or Unga Bunga? :)

U B I'm pretty sure?

Reddit or Facebook?

Ok. DEATH BY UNGA BUNGA!!!!!!

I fuckin love that joke.

Reddit.

Night owl or early bird?

Night owl
Paper or plastic (Nostalgia time!)

Paper

8-track or Cassette Tape

Cassette tape

Apple or pear

Pear of it's perfectly ripe

Philosophy or history?

History -- at least there are facts

Ripe peach or ripe pear?

Ripe peaches are the best fruit I think

Rock, country, or hip hop?

Classic rock or classic country.

Thread break. I love this guy!

twitter.com/kristerjohns…

Um both.Christmas or Halloween?

Pellegrino or Perrier if I have to..

Halloween and Perrier

NFL or MLB?

Coach, that's a YouTube comedian who calls himself therealspark, not the actual duct taping flight attendant.
Who wasn't named Alfonso Rivera. Rivera was the passenger who recorded the video, a man with a Spanish-language accent.

NFL

Tropical or Desert

Tropical

Beard or bald?

....and I realized he wasn't the flight attendant by comments. Plus he might be a wee past the size allowed to be a flight attendant. He's so funny. The Frito Lay plant one too.

Porsche

Lamborghini or Bugatti?

Lamborghini

(You prefer a Porsche over a Ferrari? Sacrilege! We can't be friends!!!)

Chicken or "Chicken of the sea" ?

Chicken ofcourse!

( Umey, go gorge on)

Corvette or Mustang

Corvette of course

But Camaro was supposed to be the Mustang beater. Then I would take Mustang.

Mexican takeout or Chinese?

Chinese

Mex is only good fresh as it's made
and usually doesn't taste as good later

Netflix or Disney?

Netflix
Orange or pink

Orange, pink stinks

Coffee or Tea or Latte

Black coffee. Sometimes a latte.

Chix or dix or chix with dix?

Chix -- I will supply the rest.
A co-worker once frightened me with a tale of a giant cl&t he had encountered, but that's as far as it went.

Rice or potatoes?

Bart

Ice cream or frozen yogurt?

Ice cream

Lobster or prime rib?

Lobster

Iced tea or Lemonade?

Iced Tea

Pancakes or Waffles or French Toast?

Waffles

Opening ceremony or closing ceremony?

Umey

Whole wheat or rye?

Rye

Peaches or nectarines

Nectarines

Aardvarks or Armadillos?

Neither!

Apples or Oranges

Old fashioned paper books

Bay bridge or Golden Gate Bridge?

Summer!

Pumpkin pie or Cherry pie?

Cherry Pie while listening to Warrant

Alameda or Daly City?

Blu Ray -- don't have to rewind it

Hell's Kitchen or Master Chef?

Master Chef

Omelet or Eggs Benedict

Just say no to McDonald's

Omelet
Quarter pounder
Tapatio
Flats
St Louis

Chow fun(white)
or chow mein (egg)
noodle?

Chow Fun all day long !

dISNEYlAND OR Universal Studios?

DiSnEyLAnD

toilet seat warmer or bidet

Warmer

Olive Garden bread sticks or Texas Roadhouse rolls w/ cinnamon butter

Texas Rolls!

French Bulldog or Chihuahua

A bidet warms both the seat and the water.

Neither.

Buttercream or Whippedcream frosting?

(on your cake)

Buttercream!

Poker or Blackjack?

Blackjack is easier to play.

Hot dogs or hamburgers?

How to file a Police Complaint against a Yelper?

My business Rhodium Jewelers is wrongly accused for stealing Debit Card Information. Yelp is not responding and we surely will SUE the person who put a False review on our page.

Let us know. Thank you!

Why don't you try talking to them first? Perhaps you could get it resolved?

Patty melt!

Rabbit season or Duck season?

I tawt I taw a puddy cat .

Both are hilarious but Chris rock by a hair

Bar soap or liquid soap?

Cannon Beach

(Meyers)liquid soap

Biscuit or cornbread?

Biscuit

Chocolate Truffles or Chocolate Nuts or deez nuts?

Giants

Reno or Las Vegas?

A's.
Vegas for cirque shows. Reno for cheeseball experiences/circus circus/buffets if they exist anymore.

Spicy Bloody Mary with house, stoli, ketel one, tito's, or grey goose vodka?

House, as long as it's not paint thinner.
Salmon or tuna (wild-caught)?

Salmon ( caught a 48" in the Sac River during winter)
Bass - Trout- Catfish?