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    Tell me how you are different.

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    Alcohol; reality shows; huge bewbs.

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    • B H.
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    Adele, shut up whiny fatass!

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    everyone seems to like olives.
    I hate olives. I want to see them all disappear. forever. into the cornfields with them all !

  1. Reese's peanut butter cups can go to ... wait, I wouldn't want to wish that abomination even on hell!!!

  2. Eating that stupid space food in freeze dried bags.

    Chicken AND waffles. No. Chicken or waffles. I don't want chicken on my damn waffles.

    Food that touches on your plate if it's not something that goes with something else like mashed taters and gravy.

    Saying "fleek."

    Fitbit addictions.

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    Jenny, you would've gotten along with one of my old college roommates on that food touching thing. Although she had other things going on like being a psycho bitch.

    Umesh, have you tried trader joe's version of peanut butter cups? They're mini, come in either milk or dark chocolate, and sooooo much better than Reese's. Mmmm, love chicken and waffles.

    Hmmm, not really sure what my answer is. Having a gym membership?

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    Ah!

    Twitter

    How the hell are you supposed to follow any sort of flow of conversation on there. It makes me feel like I'm having an ADHD episode on steroids.

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    Eating sweets in general. I really don't like them.  They make my teeth feel "dirty" in a bad way (as if there was a good way).

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    Going to night clubs. I would rather saw my own foot off.

  3. I HATE clubbing. Unless it's a yelp event or someone's birthday. Even then I usually forget my sorrows at the bar and go home early. The music and the people suck and the lights cause my eyes to twitch uncontrollably.

    If it's a club with cool people and good music, maybe.

  4. sweet potatoes, not fried. EW.

    Instagram.

    No. Twitter is great though. 140 characters to maketh word vomit, and add a picture if you want.

  5. Two and a Half Men isn't fucking funny.

  6. Sweet potato fries are THE BEST!!! Instagram and Twitter are a no go for me as well! But I could go on and on and on about things that are a no go for me lol... I guess Im a Debbie downer? Oh well, Im ok with that!

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    Clubbing falls in that category of "shit you do in your 20's or 30's because you think you should be doing that shit.....and if you're still doing it in your 40's, try not to appear creepy doing it"

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    Shopping, outlet shopping, online shopping, Black Friday, and on and on.

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    Going to the spa for a massage. Not so enjoyable for the extremely ticklish.

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    Especially in a cucumber water utopian environment.....menopausal hippie lady........ LOL!!!!!

    youtu.be/KAjjZsnAPx0

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    So called strait dudes who groom their eyebrows! Aka the pussification of Men. Don't go out like that cuzz!

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    I'm not into liars. Everyone within 2015 seemed to be lying in a sense. #girlbye

  7. The use of mayonnaise

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    S M: Lolz!!! We need to hang out.

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    Rob A: ya, mayo is SO gross...except for spicy mayo at sushi joints. Then I'm like...make me a bowl of it, not 1 tiny half tray of nothing.

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    Bad music in restaurants and stores. Like the one I'm in now. Whitney Houston- I will always love you. Wtf! Omg! I just died. Bye...

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    People that chew with their mouths open...

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    People that complain on Yelp Talk...oh wait!

    • B H.
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    Standing in line for stoopid shyt like drip coffee, baked items, ice cream, sandwiches, wtf?

  8. If coach like them, they must be terrible then!

  9. Jessica, people usually don't like others who chew with their mouth open. I think.

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    Stella Artois- that shit is nastay.

    and +1 Two and a Half Men

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    I don't eat cheese, everyone seems rather perplexed about it.

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    Apparently the Eiffel Tower
    #ifyaknowwhatimean

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    i think she meant a different type of eiffel tower
    #iknowwhatyoumean;)

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    Umeshy-poo!!! Are you going against my comment?!? #strike1

  10. Lol! You're supposed to dislike suggesting that everyone else loves.

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    Lolz...I know dork! There's a lot of people that don't get bothered by chewed up food...

  11. Heeey! I resent that truth!

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  12. Coconut anything.

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    Freakin' avocado in or on everything!

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    write yelp reviews

  13. Good food and bad customer service.

    • B H.
    • San Francisco, CA
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    Whole Foods, fuok that place!

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    Lou- everything you said I completely agree! Zombies and Glee. (umm... No....) I almost freaked out when I binged watched Grey's Anatomy. By the time I got to one episode.. Everyone started singing out of no where... I was like "wtf"

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    yeah man fernet is pretty overrated... next time you're in the situation of drinking it (someone buys shots or whatever- seems to happen often in sf) try it with a ginger ale back... really helps with that nasty aftertaste

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    Lawn bowling and Facebook.

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    Kardashian anything....bleh

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    Sharing personal information & problems on here, f.b, or anywhere else. It's a bad idea to do so. Especially on here.

  14. Kardashian tracking of any kind

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    dying! That is too funny, and true

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    Holier than thou types who put themselves on a pedestal on their blogs, yet are all about calling the shots in other's bedrooms. aleteia.org/blogs/simcha… believes that not reaching orgasm outside of intercourse when married somehow defines marital chastity. Lots of women have problems reaching the Big O- makes 'em chaste, doesn't it?

  15. Anything with Ryan Seacrest

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    ^Luckily this is American Idol's final season

  16. This one is the opposite: I love American idol while everybody else seem to hate it.

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    Most parties. Especially ones where I don't really know anyone. They're toture for a shy person like me. It's amazing to how I even got invites to any in the past being the way that I am, lol. I'm often the person most people ignore even when I try to be friendly, so to hell with that b.s.

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    Umesh's basement... my nutsack STILL hurts!

  17. Kate H.
    Big fat D. I don't like big fat D, I'm very tiny down there.
    ~~~~~~~

    Well, hello there, Kate!

  18. Owaitahawtminit!!!!

  19. I will neither confirm nor deny!

  20. This is all a lie. Prefabricated premeditated slanderous rumours to sully my reputation.

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    Omg Umesh, how can you be so f'n popular on here when you display such creepy, disturbing, deviant, disgusting, and all around dubious & serial killer like traits on here?  Seriously man, even if you're just joking, I'd keep my distance from you for sure! Yikes! You do seem fairly normal in person, but after knowing what I know about you, yikes! And you're elite on top of that? Smh....lol.

  21. because yelpers loves deviants. what can i say? i dont make the rules. i just play by them.

    • J T.
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    Ah - perfect use of the "Don't hate the player, hate the game." construct. Well played.

    Also... Umesh is popular?!?

  22. Yet another myth propounded by trolls.

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    Umesh is the basement KING!!! So yes, he's popular.

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    Reality shows
    Wine tasting
    Bacon infused everything,I don't eat pork,so no.
    Loubitons,Jimmy Choo or any other $1000 footwear.
    $1000 handbags with cheesy logos.
    Coconut water

  23. bell peppers and cilantro

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    I hate cilantro too! ^ *GAG*

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    I know S M,except for the wine tasting,right? ;p

  24. i *love* cilantro!!!

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    Well years ago,I bought a Coach purse at a thrift store thinking it was fake,(I know,don't judge) ;p it was very new looking
    and $35,so I grabbed it,I had it authenticated and found it was real.HA. What a bummer about your
    purse tho.

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    Ditto that.

    I liked "Rollerball" tho
    That was an oldie but goodie

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    Aw Ruby no stand ups u like? So many smart and funny ones out there.

  1. Food shaming for clout.

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    + 1 Rob,I don't think I've ever seen one,I assumed it was a "teen-age" thing.

    Following social media "influencers" aka fake people with fake lives, got to love it.

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    Moronic Democrats

  2. I need to peer review your Biscoff hypothesis.

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    Dating man hoes,players,dudes with swag or been around the block too many times.Or
    think they are "cute".GAG. Low key humble nerds? Yes please.

  3. Ruby whips them and keeps them chained in the basement, until it's chores time. :-P

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    You betcha! *evil cackle*

  4. Eating chocolate cake

  5. Daylight Saving Time

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    Athletic gear (jerseys & starter jackets) on guys.Ball caps are cool tho. The only exception :p

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    Designer purse (cuz I can't buy them :)

  6. Just a little frosting on cake

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    Watching MTV's Jackass series

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    Social media (other than yelp of course)

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  7. CrossFit and Spin. Nope!

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    Binge drinking or drinking to pass out

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    Pimping whores and slamming Cadillac doors.

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    Not wearing masks.

  8. ^ that's a common one

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    Watching reality TV

  9. I loke watchinch competitions but not the Real Housewives stuff.

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    Watching any of the Housewife's franchises. I've never watched any of the seasons.
    (Maybe if they did SF I would tho)

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  10. Yeah not into the Kpop thing songs /drama. But Korean food, yes!

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    K-BBQ and K-beauty .... Yes !

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    Diarrhea after Taco Bell. So gross , like don't eat it.

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    A co-worker asked me to give him a ride home after minor surgery.
    We had to detour to a Taco Hell. WTF, I thought.
    Last time I ate at one, they still had the "sleeping sombrero."

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    Watching any teen mom series

  11. I'll second tanning. Boring. I can spend that time moisturizing.

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    ^ buuuuuttttt, will you lay out in the sun on the beach sipping a Mai Tai or Long Island? Paid for by YT of course?

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    Ditto ^^
    Binge drinking or drunk drinking
    On purpose Sun tanning (bad experience @ Sunset Stare)

  12. From the beach to NY. That would be quite something!

  13. CDD is a barrel of monkeys, clearly

  14. No unless I'm completely obscured from the sun's harmful rays. I have a stupid floppy sun hat I like to use.

  15. Award Ceremonies

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  16. Fitness jump roping

  17. The scent of Lavender. Lotion, soap potpourri, Lysol spray etc. The only exception is Eucalyptus Lavender

  18. ^ skipping commercials is one of my life goals

  19. Not into the movie Hocus pocus

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    Drinking, clubbing

  20. If you smoke marij... you'll get high
    If you read book. You get educated
    So lets smoke marij.... and read books..
    So we are highly educated

  21. ^ always awful traffic

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    Ppl who are too lazy to return grocery items back, but stuff it elsewhere.
    (Example; finding a sour cream container hidden in the canned goods shelves)

  22. ^oh especially when they leave the freezer door open, it's not auto closing, gawlee! Close it!

  23. I dislike anything Nutella or biscoff

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    World Cup
    But looks like I'm gonna be a sheep to the USA bandwagon at least till Friday when they lose to England...meh

  24. I'm not cooking turkey this year. Even though it's a once a year thing, I can do w/out

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    Neglecting their skin. No one wants to see a turkey neck

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    Turkey necks are Delicious Athena. Happy Turkey day ALL.

  25. Starting motorcycle on a cold morning

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    Women plumping up their lips with lip filler

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    Looking sloppy. I'm all about yoga pants and sweatpants but please leave the stained stuff for home

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    Boba
    Never got into it

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    +2 Umesh eating at the Y

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    Eyelash extensions.... Fucking up your natural eyelashes and making more wrinkles, no thx! Luckily my lashes have as many curves as I do!

  26. WTF is a "progressive dinner party"? One person cooks and everyone else eats?

    Oh wait. That would be a "commiecrat dinner party."

    Sorry. My bad.

  27. Could we crash the party? I'm just here for the food

  28. lol! it does sound interesting though! meet different people, try different food. But heck that's a lot of travelling for a single meal.

    they can save themselves a lot of trouble by just bringing it out to a common venue.

  29. ah ok. that makes more sense if you're pretty close (literally and figuratively) to one another.

  30. Large venue concerts

  31. Walking through slush

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