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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
Inquiring minds want to know what all the fuss is about his basement on here, lol. What crazy things occur down there? Is that where a lot of the missing yelpers are being held captive now? lol.
This is just a joke thread of course. I could use a few good laughs, and i know some of you guys can crack me up with some of your comments like some of you do at times, so let the lol's commence, ha ha ha!!!2/3/2018 -
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- EmmettsGuRL C.
- Daly City, CA
- 118 friends
- 115 reviews
Oh boy, here we go!
2/3/2018 -
- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
Shit ton of bidet action.
2/3/2018 -
- Andrew Z.
- Redwood City, CA
- 34 friends
- 269 reviews
Probably a bunch of shenanigans with chocolate pudding, adult diapers and blow-up dolls.
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy youtube.com/watch?v=Xcb4…
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*psst.passcode*
Alright. Nothing here. Just another suburb house. Move on!2/3/2018 -
- Rick B.
- San Francisco, CA
- 7 friends
- 1 review
It's mainly just a way station for the illegal immigrants he smuggles.
2/3/2018 -
I don't have a basement. I don't know what you're talking about.
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- EmmettsGuRL C.
- Daly City, CA
- 118 friends
- 115 reviews
Midgets, tons of midgets everywhere.
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
They drink umeshu, an infused liquor- missmochi.blogspot.com/2… Thanks to umeboshi (Japanese pickled plums) thespruce.com/umeboshi-j… I've assumed Umesh is Japanese (and into tentacle pr0n and hentai)
Apparently umeboshi are good for cancer prevention, curing hangovers&liver cleansing.2/3/2018 -
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
truesake.com/products/ch… Rich, fat, gooey, sweet&bright. True Sake is out on Hayes St. in SF. So, you drink umeshu, and then have umeboshi as a cleanse afterwards?
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LoL. I love Umeshu
2/3/2018 -
EmG, midget p0rn totally
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Wait. I don't have a basement.
2/3/2018 -
- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Instapot, LOL! Who managed to escape the basement recently?
2/4/2018 -
- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Chrys, that's good to know.
@Insta, I hope that Valeria made it out of there, lol. Is that why she isn't been on here lately? Hhhhmmm......2/4/2018 -
- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
Harry C tied to a bed with a 100 baguettes shoved up his butt.
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Got it, avoid the cheesy garlic bread bites.2/4/2018 -
- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Allin, OMG, ROTFLMAO!!!!
You are to funny, ha ha ha!!! *inserts Dr. evil laugh here*2/4/2018 -
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
I joke with Harry and he knows it, he does the same with me. We cool.
2/4/2018 -
Allin likes it hairy
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
^You wish! You hairy monster. I love it smooth.
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- Valeria R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 353 friends
- 520 reviews
- Elite ’24
Fertilization. Lots and lots of fertilization.
And I ain't talking 'bout no lawn.2/4/2018 -
- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
^Lot's of fertilization but no sun, lots of moons though...
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
*lots
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- Stephani M.
- Lafayette, CA
- 644 friends
- 562 reviews
Uhmmmmmmm
2/4/2018 -
And there will be pies. Lots of cream pies
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
^questionable banana and coconuts
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And gluten too.
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- Chefs Daughter D.
- Silicon Valley, CA
- 129 friends
- 565 reviews
Hmmm looked for your business license and I found Swingers galore dba basement enterprises. Kindly please explain :)
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
He knows he'll have a captive audience
2/5/2018 -
knitting of socks
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- Jay C.
- Beer Bottle Crossing, ID
- 412 friends
- 0 reviews
I overheard some old lady with bad hair at the coffee shop,
mumbling something about doing a sage ceremony there,
every other Tuesday2/5/2018 -
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- Valeria R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 353 friends
- 520 reviews
- Elite ’24
Mango-related activities figure prominently.
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- Rick B.
- San Francisco, CA
- 7 friends
- 1 review
Tail and tongue are too expensive there
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
Ricky has been fixing the prices of tail and tongue making it nearly impossible for anyone in the basement to get anything but the butt, but Harry and Chai aren't complaining.
InstaP, as CFO, you need to put a stop on Ricky's shenaningans.2/5/2018 -
- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Valeria, lol. It's good to see that you're OK it seems like, ha ha.
@Chef, lol.2/5/2018 -
- Stephani M.
- Lafayette, CA
- 644 friends
- 562 reviews
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- Valeria R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 353 friends
- 520 reviews
- Elite ’24
Nice thread cross-reference, Rick!
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
Wow, this basement sounds more like a dungeon than a basement to me, lol!
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Tea parties
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
^I think you forgot the word "bag."
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- Dark V.
- Oakland, CA
- 30 friends
- 12 reviews
Conversations about bitcoin investments?
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- Valeria R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 353 friends
- 520 reviews
- Elite ’24
lol, allin!
2/5/2018 -
Valeria gets internet access. Even the deepest corner gets Verizon and T-Mobile.
Can't guarantee AT&T though.2/5/2018 -
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Instapot, part of me wants to know this stuff since I tend to be morbidly curious about things at times. lol. If it's anywhere near as bad about what I heard about the Power Exchange on here, then it's better for me to not know about what goes on in the basement/dungeon then, lol.
2/6/2018 -
Please don't debase and villify The Basement by comparing it with the PE.
2/7/2018 -
I meant, there is no basement.
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- Sofe S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 20 friends
- 8 reviews
Except one is full of curious yelpers who were once curious about the basement and now just want to get out of it.
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- Joe K.
- Sacramento, CA
- 770 friends
- 720 reviews
Umesh lives in Richmond but his basement is in Marin county and everyone is being held hostage by some psycho vegetarian. She is probably torturing them with tofu, hot yoga and old boyfriend stories.
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
Is the Basement connected with Wicked Grounds, the BDSM cafe that whipped up enough donations to reopen?
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- Valeria R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 353 friends
- 520 reviews
- Elite ’24
LOL at Psycho Vegan.
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
Binge watching "This is Us" while making chili in the Crock Pot
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- Jay C.
- Beer Bottle Crossing, ID
- 412 friends
- 0 reviews
70 !!!!
2/7/2018 -
- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
lol@ Instapot's, Allin, and Joe's last comments!
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Umesh sucks at making Sourdough Bread.
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Yea Joe. I too couldn't take the ex-boyfriend stories anymore so I work remotely now.
Pity the "guests"
mwwwwaaaahhhahahahaa2/7/2018 -
- Michael D.
- San Jose, CA
- 112 friends
- 34 reviews
New song for Insty:
Just a Girl, No Doubt2/7/2018 -
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Damn, gurl.
Kelly, we have an opening for head miss-stress.
I meant, I read it on jobs.com.2/7/2018 -
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Benefits are best-in-class.
Oh the benefits!
Or so I read at glassdoor.com2/7/2018 -
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- Joe K.
- Sacramento, CA
- 770 friends
- 720 reviews
If you are really good Instapot will bring you a souvenir from the giants game. Something like a peanuts wrapper that hasn't been stepped on too many times..
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Kelly, lol in regards to your comment about Umesh.
I'm so glad that I started this thread, most of the people on here made me laugh-:) I sure need a good laugh more than ever now!2/7/2018 -
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- Chefs Daughter D.
- Silicon Valley, CA
- 129 friends
- 565 reviews
Laughter is a food for the soul. You know when I was in high school , the "cholo" crowd honorly nicknamed La Giggles. Years later I ran across one of the ppl, (he was a jock and I went back to my high school nerd feelings) I said I was CDD and laughed at what he eaid and he said... Omg, your giggles. I was like omg :)
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
Making cream pies
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Kelly-:)
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Chef D., that's cool that you had some good memories of h.s and that someone remembered you in a fond way-:)
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- Chefs Daughter D.
- Silicon Valley, CA
- 129 friends
- 565 reviews
It was just so unexpected and for someone (popular jock too) actually remembered my laugh/giggle. I thought of myself as a unpopular uncool nerdy kid.,
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
You don't strike me as the type of person who was unpopular, uncool, or nerdy in h.s. Especially since you're so well liked on here it seems like!
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- Chefs Daughter D.
- Silicon Valley, CA
- 129 friends
- 565 reviews
Well, as you know, I was very insecure, so I didn't think someone would even remember me. I did try to get along with ppl, but that didn't mean they seeked me out. Oh well it was a wow moment for a nerd like me :)
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
You insecure? You don't seem like you're that way to me. You just seem down to earth, real, and kind. I don't think that you're a nerd. You're a lot cooler IMHO than some of the so called "cool" kids on here for sure! So, did you ever go to your h.s reunion? It sounds like you'd get more compliments like that if you did I bet-;)
2/9/2018 -
Hey I'm as cool as CDD, no less! My mom told me so!
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- Valeria R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 353 friends
- 520 reviews
- Elite ’24
Yeah, you're cool all right, Umey. As cool as this guy: assets.dnainfo.com/photo…
SFW2/9/2018 -
99 is the new 69 !!!
*throws Val into the dungeon without net privileges*2/9/2018 -
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- Chrysanthemum A.
- Boston, MA
- 1160 friends
- 2107 reviews
Serving up spicy cucumbers, ifyouknowwhatimean- yelp.com/biz_photos/tara…
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Umesh, I never said that you weren't cool. Let's just say I don't like it when people are mean on here, so that's why they're no longer cool in my eyes.
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Instapot, that's very true. I just became friends with this one woman and she seems so confident and sure of herself, but she's not as confident as she appears to be.
She told me that she wishes that she could be as direct as I am which is a great compliment. I can be a bit to direct at times, so I need to work on softening my "rough around the edges" way of responding to people who irritate and annoy me.2/11/2018 -
- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Umesh, lol at your response to Valeria.
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- Kat E.
- Campbell, CA
- 541 friends
- 1076 reviews
@Chrys, lol! You sure like to spice up yelp talk, lol!
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- Stephani M.
- Lafayette, CA
- 644 friends
- 562 reviews
Just one question:
How busy was the basement last night...?2/15/2018 -
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My bank called. They said they're out of digits to balance the account.
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Sure, I'll raise your office by 3ft.
2/15/2018 -
I hear the air is fresher up there
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- Chefs Daughter D.
- Silicon Valley, CA
- 129 friends
- 565 reviews
Umesh is hiding Chris A in his basement (aka Umeys de-Yelp center:) so he can slowly deflate from the Yelp talk universe :)
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- EmmettsGuRL C.
- Daly City, CA
- 118 friends
- 115 reviews
Whoever dares to go.....Pls record! Pics or video or it didnt happen.
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