Inquiring minds want to know what all the fuss is about his basement on here, lol. What crazy things occur down there? Is that where a lot of the missing yelpers are being held captive now? lol.

This is just a joke thread of course. I could use a few good laughs, and i know some of you guys can crack me up with some of your comments like some of you do at times, so let the lol's commence, ha ha ha!!!

Oh boy, here we go!

Shit ton of bidet action.

Probably a bunch of shenanigans with chocolate pudding, adult diapers and blow-up dolls.

It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy youtube.com/watch?v=Xcb4…

*psst.passcode*

Alright. Nothing here. Just another suburb house. Move on!

It's mainly just a way station for the illegal immigrants he smuggles.

I don't have a basement. I don't know what you're talking about.

Midgets,  tons of midgets everywhere.

They drink umeshu, an infused liquor- missmochi.blogspot.com/2… Thanks to umeboshi (Japanese pickled plums) thespruce.com/umeboshi-j… I've assumed Umesh is Japanese (and into tentacle pr0n and hentai)

Apparently umeboshi are good for cancer prevention, curing hangovers&liver cleansing.

truesake.com/products/ch… Rich, fat, gooey, sweet&bright. True Sake is out on Hayes St. in SF. So, you drink umeshu, and then have umeboshi as a cleanse afterwards?

LoL. I love Umeshu

EmG, midget p0rn totally

Wait. I don't have a basement.

@Instapot, LOL! Who managed to escape the basement recently?

@Chrys, that's good to know.

@Insta, I hope that Valeria made it out of there, lol. Is that why she isn't been on here lately? Hhhhmmm......

Harry C tied to a bed with a 100 baguettes shoved up his butt.
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Got it, avoid the cheesy garlic bread bites.

@Allin, OMG, ROTFLMAO!!!!

You are to funny, ha ha ha!!! *inserts Dr. evil laugh here*

I joke with Harry and he knows it, he does the same with me. We cool.

Allin likes it hairy

^You wish! You hairy monster. I love it smooth.

Fertilization. Lots and lots of fertilization.

And I ain't talking 'bout no lawn.

^Lot's of fertilization but no sun, lots of moons though...

*lots

Uhmmmmmmm

And there will be pies. Lots of cream pies

^questionable banana and coconuts

And gluten too.

Hmmm looked for your business license and I found Swingers galore dba basement enterprises. Kindly please explain :)

He knows he'll have a captive audience

knitting of socks

I overheard some old lady with bad hair at the coffee shop,
mumbling something about doing a sage ceremony there,
every other Tuesday

Mango-related activities figure prominently.

Tail and tongue are too expensive there

Ricky has been fixing the prices of tail and tongue making it nearly impossible for anyone in the basement to get anything but the butt, but Harry and Chai aren't complaining.

InstaP, as CFO, you need to put a stop on Ricky's shenaningans.

@Valeria, lol. It's good to see that you're OK it seems like, ha ha.

@Chef, lol.

Hi.

Nice thread cross-reference, Rick!

Wow, this basement sounds more like a dungeon than a basement to me, lol!

Tea parties

^I think you forgot the word "bag."

Conversations about bitcoin investments?

lol, allin!

Valeria gets internet access. Even the deepest corner gets Verizon and T-Mobile.
Can't guarantee AT&T though.

@Instapot, part of me wants to know this stuff since I tend to be morbidly curious about things at times. lol. If it's anywhere near as bad about what I heard about the Power Exchange on here, then it's better for me to not know about what goes on in the basement/dungeon then, lol.

Please don't debase and villify The Basement by comparing it with the PE.

I meant, there is no basement.

Except one is full of curious yelpers who were once curious about the basement and now just want to get out of it.

Umesh lives in Richmond but his basement is in Marin county and everyone is being held hostage by some psycho vegetarian. She is probably torturing them with tofu, hot yoga and old boyfriend stories.

Is the Basement connected with Wicked Grounds, the BDSM cafe that whipped up enough donations to reopen?

LOL at Psycho Vegan.

Binge watching "This is Us" while making chili in the Crock Pot

70 !!!!

lol@ Instapot's, Allin, and Joe's last comments!

Umesh sucks at making Sourdough Bread.

Yea Joe. I too couldn't take the ex-boyfriend stories anymore so I work remotely now.
Pity the "guests"
mwwwwaaaahhhahahahaa

New song for Insty:

Just a Girl, No Doubt

Damn, gurl.

Kelly, we have an opening for head miss-stress.

I meant, I read it on jobs.com.

Benefits are best-in-class.

Oh the benefits!

Or so I read at glassdoor.com

If you are really good Instapot will bring you a souvenir from the giants game. Something like a peanuts wrapper that hasn't been stepped on too many times..

@Kelly, lol in regards to your comment about Umesh.

I'm so glad that I started this thread, most of the people on here made me laugh-:) I sure need a good laugh more than ever now!

Laughter is a food for the soul. You know when I was in high school , the "cholo" crowd honorly nicknamed La Giggles. Years later I ran across one of the ppl, (he was a jock and I went back to my high school nerd feelings) I said I was CDD and laughed at what he eaid and he said... Omg, your giggles. I was like omg :)

Making cream pies

@Kelly-:)

@Chef D., that's cool that you had some good memories of h.s and that someone remembered you in a fond way-:)

It was just so unexpected and for someone (popular jock too) actually remembered my laugh/giggle. I thought of myself as a unpopular uncool nerdy kid.,

You don't strike me as the type of person who was unpopular, uncool, or nerdy in h.s. Especially since you're so well liked on here it seems like!

Well, as you know, I was very insecure, so I didn't think someone would even remember me. I did try to get along with ppl, but that didn't mean they seeked me out. Oh well it was a wow moment for a nerd like me :)

You insecure? You don't seem like you're that way to me. You just seem down to earth, real, and kind. I don't think that you're a nerd. You're a lot cooler IMHO than some of the so called "cool" kids on here for sure! So, did you ever go to your h.s reunion? It sounds like you'd get more compliments like that if you did I bet-;)

Hey I'm as cool as CDD, no less! My mom told me so!

Yeah, you're cool all right, Umey. As cool as this guy: assets.dnainfo.com/photo…

SFW

99 is the new 69 !!!
*throws Val into the dungeon without net privileges*

Serving up spicy cucumbers, ifyouknowwhatimean- yelp.com/biz_photos/tara…

@Umesh, I never said that you weren't cool. Let's just say I don't like it when people are mean on here, so that's why they're no longer cool in my eyes.

@Instapot, that's very true. I just became friends with this one woman and she seems so confident and sure of herself, but she's not as confident as she appears to be.

She told me that she wishes that she could be as direct as I am which is a great compliment. I can be a bit to direct at times, so I need to work on softening my "rough around the edges" way of responding to people who irritate and annoy me.

@Umesh, lol at your response to Valeria.

@Chrys, lol! You sure like to spice up yelp talk, lol!

Just one question:
How busy was the basement last night...?

My bank called. They said they're out of digits to balance the account.

Sure, I'll raise your office by 3ft.

I hear the air is fresher up there

Umesh is hiding Chris A in his basement (aka Umeys de-Yelp center:) so he can slowly deflate from the Yelp talk universe :)

Whoever  dares to go.....Pls record! Pics or video or it didnt happen.