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    I'm talking about trends, not people. As a loose confederation, I've written them off.

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    Oh right, I forgot about ridiculous doughnuts!

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    Red and white vertical stripes and bow ties.

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    "I bet! I do that with pickled jalapeños, store bought."

    Those are so good with flat rice noodles, e.g., beef chow fun.

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    There are already avocado lattes and (cream) cheese tea. And the unicorn trend is still around. Bagel coffee is a real thing.

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    Vegan cacti desserts- vegnews.com/articles/pag… I have had huevos con nopales (eggs with cacti)... but this is a new one on me.

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    Cars with beards on the front grill.
    Bus parties

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    ^I've gotten gluten free Kleenex. Yes, it exists.

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    Oh, there are black hipsters, don't kid yourselves.

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    Wearing 2 belts.

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    ZZTop inspired merkins.

  2. President Merkin Muffley inspires me.

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    lolz maybe that'll be the next big hipster trend: Lesbian-brewed beer. "We use only strict lesbians in the brewing of our beer. No bisexual additives"

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    I might start drinking beer.

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    If body hair comes back, I'm gonna say armpit braids.

  3. 69!

    (Duck it Lou!)

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    baby's breath in your beard

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    I can't figure out why hipster would be a trend since it's universally reviled. Who looks at someone with flannel and a full beard (and they used to ride fixies and wear skinny jeans and loud vests) and say "Yeah, that's a movement I wanna be a part of."

    "Just to irritate people. That would be so ironic!"

    I did see some millenial buying a 12 pack of PBR tonight.

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    Or threads about social injustice. That's fresh.

  7. I look at flannel and a full beard and have a...stirrings... but they have to be avidly fixing something or chopping down a tree.

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    You were paraphrasing me, why would I be insulted?

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    Steve: hipsters look on those who would revile them as the hipster equivalent of muggles. Scorn from that quarter is meaningless.

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    seems like close enough for this thread.
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