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- Andee V.
- San Francisco, CA
- 111 friends
- 199 reviews
fell flat on face, busted lip THOUGHT I knocked teeth out
fell off party bus, non stop bleeding from hand and foot
ya mine are baby stuff...I know you guys got some good ones.1/31/2008 -
- Marissa C.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 370 reviews
Well, I don't have a good one myself, but my fiance on his 21st birthday, went to a casino in Reno (where they bring you free drink after free drink), stood up after 11 drinks fell into a slot machine and then dropped face first onto the floor, breaking his jaw in two places. Needless to say, he doesn't drink THAT much anymore :)
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- Alannah T.
- Paris, France
- 236 friends
- 60 reviews
I face planted and broke my face in three places. My cheekbone was collapsed inward, so I had to have surgery to correct it. Now I have a 'bionic face'! yelp.com/biz/brian-bast-…
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- Kristina A.
- San Francisco, CA
- 455 friends
- 262 reviews
I forgot to put mosquito repellant on while consuming way too much tequila at a BBQ in Hawaii. I woke up the next day with bites 7-9 inches across, barely able to walk and feeling like I drank a gallon of nerve toxin. Other than that, I've just had those mystery bruises. Where DO they come from?
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- JT F.
- Oakland, CA
- 542 friends
- 0 reviews
jesus hannala!
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- Kate V.
- San Jose, CA
- 491 friends
- 505 reviews
i always seem to burn my hand with a lighter when i'm trying to light my cigarette when i'm drunk.
of course, i only smoke when i'm drunk. which i guess would explain why i never learned to use a lighter properly.1/31/2008 -
- Jim D.
- Hayward, CA
- 24 friends
- 233 reviews
I was at a club dancing and next thing I know I was on the floor with my knee cap slid over to the side of my leg. I moved my leg and it snapped back into place. I did OK until about 3:00 in the morning when the alcohol wore off and I could hardly even get out of bed. I did not get a bionic knee.
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- Andee V.
- San Francisco, CA
- 111 friends
- 199 reviews
man and here I am worried about a couple of teeth and you go and break your face. gdamn.
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Luckily, I'm a happy lazy drunk when I've had too much to drink. No serious self-inflicted injuries other than the occasional "tossing of the cookies" and public humiliation the following morning.
1/31/2008 -
- Lance G.
- Boulder Creek, CA
- 186 friends
- 57 reviews
Broken metatarsal (foot).
Chipped tooth.
Cracked rib.
Dislocated rib.
Broken collar bone/ dislocated shoulder. While doing a pratfall over the coffee table, listening to Uncle Tuepelo's "I got drunk and I fell down"
After that last one I've been known to say " I've been hurt worse while having less fun".
I'll think of more.1/31/2008 -
- Lance G.
- Boulder Creek, CA
- 186 friends
- 57 reviews
Evel Knevel is my hero.
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- Christina S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 214 friends
- 323 reviews
i have drunken sex knee and fallen knee injuries, scars, perma bumps
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- Jaime L.
- Santa Monica, CA
- 1457 friends
- 119 reviews
none happened to me, but i've def. dropped my (now ex) roommate a bunch of times when she was drunk.
dropped her in the elevator
dragged her out by her arms
dropped her from the curb next to the taxi for a face plant on the cement
dropped her from the seat to the granite floor
dropped her from the stairs
dropped her from bed
dropped her on cement, not from cab
dropped her from car
needless to say, she STILL gets up.
it annoys me. i no longer go drinking with her. (if shes gonna get THAT plastered, have someone ELSE take care of you!)1/31/2008 -
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- Jessica M.
- Albany, NY
- 178 friends
- 282 reviews
Hm... the time I sprained my ankle and had to be in an aircast for 6 weeks.
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- Sarah F.
- Brooklyn, NY
- 80 friends
- 521 reviews
tore a toenail COMPLETELY out (root and all) whitle trying to ride a bike...
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- R M.
- San Francisco, CA
- 753 friends
- 247 reviews
I get a drunken sprained ankle at least two times a year.
I played volleyball in college and my ankles won't for give me.1/31/2008 -
- Alannah T.
- Paris, France
- 236 friends
- 60 reviews
My OFFICIAL medical records state the cause of injury as "fell out of 5 inch stilettos" (I was wearing really high heels that were too big and, while that definitely *contributed* to the injury, but I'm pretty sure it was the bazillion manhattans I had on an empty stomach that actually led to the face planting)
BTW, this was in February of last year at a DYL. This is what happens when you have to work and be responsible in college - you just delay your stupid stage1/31/2008 -
Wow. I got pregnant before I turned 21 and didn't drink much of anything until last year. Seeing as how I have a girl's trip to Reno coming up in less than 2 weeks, I'm going to take it easy after reading all these.
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- Darin E.
- San Francisco, CA
- 297 friends
- 426 reviews
Got drunk and played hockey with some friends. I dislocated my shoulder diving to clear the puck.
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- Andee V.
- San Francisco, CA
- 111 friends
- 199 reviews
mystery bruises and perma bumps are my fav thing. signs of a good night!
1/31/2008 -
- Pickle R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 372 friends
- 806 reviews
chipped my front tooth and lost my prada jacket in the same night, but didn't find out till i woke up the next morning. :(
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- Pickle R.
- San Francisco, CA
- 372 friends
- 806 reviews
lot of females with war stories, i like! :)
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- Nicholas E.
- San Francisco, CA
- 67 friends
- 5 reviews
totaled a golf cart joyriding through a golf course at night--I'll not mention which course here. flipped it with eight people riding (me driving of course :)) going down a steep hill at the driving range and after landing on my face in the dirt at full speed the cart rolled onto my legs. No breaks but couldn't walk for a few days. Then I broke out in severe poison oak.
And you know what? It was worth it.1/31/2008 -
- Lance G.
- Boulder Creek, CA
- 186 friends
- 57 reviews
Face plant in front of the Toronado. It would have been 8-10 stitches but I super glued it shut (no scar).
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- Thömas F.
- San Francisco, CA
- 1038 friends
- 104 reviews
pleading the 5th
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- Allan H.
- Alameda, CA
- 61 friends
- 200 reviews
Fell down some outside steps, but thankfully a glass bottle was there to break my fall. Ended up with a shard of glass stuck in my back until we were able to get to the hospital to have it removed. Since I was so drunk, I didn't even feel the pain and didn't know I had the glass sticking out of me until someone freaked out. Also got me some stitches and a nice scar to remember that night by.
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- John D.
- San Francisco, CA
- 461 friends
- 0 reviews
been very lucky, just a liver the size of a bowling ball
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- Devon S.
- Los Osos, CA
- 1089 friends
- 432 reviews
One time I had wayyy too much to drink and needed to um, "expel" the toxins from my body. I woke up the next morning with a big fat blood clot on my eye. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the Student Health Center, freaking out that my contact had scratched my eye or something. The nurse looked and me and simply asked, "Did you drink too much last night?" "Uh yes, ma'am." "Did you get sick?" "Yes, ma'am." "Next time, don't throw up so hard and maybe the blood vessels won't pop."
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- .Hon H.
- Oakland, CA
- 228 friends
- 1311 reviews
Tore muscle in shoulder after playing very aggressive darts and then skee ball at Elsie's Okey-Dokey bar in NYC.
ouch.1/31/2008 -
- Cheryl D.
- San Francisco, CA
- 279 friends
- 408 reviews
Nicholas - I know where... ;)
lost a cigarette cherry in my cleavage and didnt realize it until somone said "a hole is burning in your top" - scar for a few years
fell down stairs
bumped my head
ripped out a nice bit of hair in the passenger door1/31/2008 -
- Marian G.
- San Francisco, CA
- 631 friends
- 169 reviews
A family member (in-law) whom I call the "Asian Bionic Woman" has the following from her "accidental" falls while having a happy time:
Fell down a flight of stairs twice: Titanium Rt knee
Another fall on ceramic stairs: Titanium Elbow, wrist, back and ankle (right side)
Fell walking down NY street: Cracked her forehead open
Car while driving drunk: Not caught yet. Takes 3 lanes, almost hit several pedestrians and bicyclists
Thank God she hasn't killed anyone yet.1/31/2008 -
- roger b.
- San Francisco, CA
- 133 friends
- 120 reviews
fell head first into a pile of rocks and my wife had to pick me up out of while our friend got it on film.
as a kid i used to take bullets and point them at a car across the street from me that almost ran me over and hit them with a hammer. one of those bullet hit me in the neck and i almost died. lucky it was a 22 cal bullet !1/31/2008 -
- Jessica P.
- Emeryville, CA
- 450 friends
- 642 reviews
I slammed my thumb in a car door one night when i was 21 after a Halloween party. When my friends walked away from the car after parking and noticed i was still standing there with a bewildered look on my face, they screamed when they realized my thumb was inbetween the top of the window and door frame. I kind of just stood there like " Is this bad?"
and it hurt like hell the next day!1/31/2008 -
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- Mike V.
- Daly City, CA
- 160 friends
- 172 reviews
Man, I was walking when I tripped and I HELLA DISLOCATED MY......EGO!!!
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- Michelle I.
- San Francisco, CA
- 877 friends
- 629 reviews
this was a long time ago but i can still feel the pain.
i was drunk, we were at a friends house. i was running around being sily and thought i would just leap down those last 3 steps.... when i landed my ankle twisted into an extreme angle. i'll never forget that ripping sound and the horrible pain. i couldnt walk on it for almost a month : (1/31/2008 -
This is the thread I'm going to pull up after each shameful night of drinking.
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- Andee V.
- San Francisco, CA
- 111 friends
- 199 reviews
"Asian Bionic Woman" thats the greatest thing I have ever heard. but uh you guys should probably keep her keys away from her.
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- Jessica L.
- San Francisco, CA
- 49 friends
- 658 reviews
Was in a bar and had to use the bathroom. After many drinks of vodka and I'm not sure what else, I could hardly make it to the bathroom. I got in and leaned back to lower myself on the toilet. Well, I lost my balance and fell onto a shelving unit against the wall, which had many sharp objects on it. I had a bruise all down my back (and on my butt) for many weeks. I couldn't sleep on my back because any pressure hurt sooooooo badly.
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- Amy A.
- Walnut Creek, CA
- 11 friends
- 39 reviews
Although I'm tempted to check out the Irish Bank festivities tomorrow, I'm freaked out that I will end up like one of these stories!
Mine, probably kicking a VW Bug (an old one) and getting my foot stuck between the bumper and the car, broke my ankle.1/31/2008 -
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- Jacob G.
- New York, NY
- 102 friends
- 0 reviews
Worst self inflicted injury while intoxicated, that I have witnessed: death
1/31/2008 -
- Christina S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 214 friends
- 323 reviews
most of my drunken falls are due to me not being able to balance my drunk ass any longer on my 4 inch heels.
1/31/2008 -
- Tim C.
- Berkeley, CA
- 142 friends
- 218 reviews
my very first drunk, in high school was on a hill with a fairly steep drop off onto the street below. Some guys were sitting on the edge and I ran around in front of them, not knowing there was a sheer cliif in front of them. I basically "rapelled" (sp) down, facing the hill with my shoes and hands bouncing on the hill until I hit the bottom. Got up and started running back toward the road up the hill only to find several guys running towards me expecting to find a body....being 16 yrs old helps sometimes.
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