- You can own chickens in San Francisco but not goats
- chemtrails aren't a drink and don't involve sake
- some of the greatest threads come at 4am in the morning

I learned that the level of decorum and politeness to others posts is not correlated with whether a poster is a member of  "Elite or not.

everything is innuendo

that no give a rats ass what you learned.

someone will always disagree with you... even if you're right and they're wrong.

white guys can bang asian chicks here

p....r
ex,,,,,,,

- there are a ridiculous number of pumpkin foods
- there are few inexpensive hotels in Boston
- Boston Terriers are hyper dogs...

capslocksdontwork.

All threads lead to the power exchange...

You Betcha!

Not a whole lot...thanks for asking!!

All Red Sox fans are assholes. :P

joesixpack is a viable option

*boner*

Bob C. says:

I learned that the level of decorum and politeness to others posts is not correlated with whether a poster is a member of  "Elite or not.
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I've learned Elite means jack and whoever gives it any attention, be it for or against, should find another hobby.

as a bartender, i'm going to invent a drink and call it "Chemtrails". it will be awesome.

It's a place to rant and make sex jokes.

im drunk and on webcam right now

i dont hate amelie

abraham lincoln
buttsecks
Lófasz
DYL

joe, you must be drunk.

i love you.

mike z is my absolute favorite person ever.

felching.

are you guys drunk yet?

Mike Z. says:

If you only have a few reviews and - god help you - have no picture posted, you will be administered a hot lead enema no matter what you post.
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I've been a little constipated lately....

sorry amelie if i was apunk to you ill buy you a beer next time

aww...its ok joe. now unblock me.

nice accent on that o, Mitsi.

hating amelie would be a giant waste of time. maybe loving her would be too. i am firmly in like with her.

Isn't is wonderful? I copied and pasted. Delightful!

and mike z..............it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time for you

I unblocked you. You too Gwynnie. You've always been so mean to me.

You know, if Dogs were in charge of the world, there would be no wars..
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PHILIP "The Toyota / Scion Master" A. says:

That most Yelpers active on Yelp Talk aren't interested in serious topics that require actual thought or reading to learn something new . . .

I still think that the vocal Yelpers on Yelp Talk are a small minority . . . . you see the same ones most of the time . . .

Yelp Talk is worth at least one belly laugh a day . . . that can lower your stress levels .
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+1

What Philip said.

I learned that this is the best thread ever hahahahahahah

I have learned about:

- Asians
- FroYo
- lots of slang I have to look up in the urban dictionary

(OK. So I'm a sheltered mid western girl who became a sheltered academic)

using new vocabulary words like, "girl boner".  thankyou Valeria.

Some people have so much time to spend on Yelp.  i'd like to know your profession.  a possible drug lord, pimp, trust fund baby, etc

A lot of girls, aren't!

my superiority complex is completely justified.

I learned from Joe that 50 Cent is right up there with the Beattles & Thelonius Monk.

Don't talk about being Jewish. People don't like it.

also, don't talk about anything that people *cough, Suge, cough* might call you stupid for

sammy, don't end your sentences in prepositions.

why wasn't it your new year's resolution to have better grammar? you are a bad jew.

suge! i knew you were going to say that!

Joe "Sixpack" G. says:

joesixpack is a viable option
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Yes Joe, Yes.

I've learned that I'm not the only one who is a stickler for grammar.  Thanks, Suge.

sammy, are you going to take off next week? or are you going to disappoint your mother.

did your company give you 10 extra holidays and a unicorn for being jewish? because i'm pretty sure that's what you were asking for in your thread....

No extra days, but yes, I did receive a unicorn.

I'm not taking work off, but I'm going to Kol Nidre the night before.

That skeevy Yelpers aren't just men.

sometimes i'm convinced you construct your sentences in a deliberate effort to make me insane.

I've also learned that you need to not take things personally in ANY thread, because otherwise you will need extreme therapy .

you should take everything i say personally.

That we have a lot of free time on our hands.

That an idiot Asian collector that I deleted from my friend's list is still pissed off at me b/c I "dissed" him 2 months ago at an Elite Event. I got a good laugh when he sent me a PM yest. to tell how it still bothers him.

JT F's mom is a whore

Bella,

Speaking of collectors, have you seen this guy? - yelp.com/user_details?us…

He's quite a piece of work. =)

That your grammar becomes worse when people are constantly reaming you.

I also learned about the art of nasal irrigation

Alan- I've been aware of him for quite some time! I actually screen people who add me. If they are collectors or trolls, they are not welcomed into the 666 friend's list. Although, a few have slipped in, but have been taken care of.

that sammy lies.

that emoticons are kinda creepy and passive aggressive

that i finally agree with sammy on something.

A lot of Yelpers have very little sympathy for people who get tickets or get hassled by the cops.  Cops are almost always in the right.

Yelpers love to complain and bitch about the most inane things "Oh my god, I saw a guy wear black socks in shorts, that guy should be in jail." "I was on Muni and some lady was talking so loudly it was so annoying!"

The words Gaysian, bear, and douche.

a lot of people should be thrown in jail and denied internet access.

That Rachel G. is a model

Bella,

I hear you. I screen the Add Requests that I get. Most of the people are normal, decent types, but every so often I get a nutcase. I had some guy in Flordia send me one and when I looked at his page, he'd reviewed several Middle Eastern restaurants and put: "If you eat here you are supporting terrorism". - LOL - Suffice to say he did not get added. =)

...........and that being fuc'd isn't a bad thing.

That Chemtrails and Paul's Endtrails are one in the same.

Princess Buttercup "WHORE DOLL" C. says:

there are hella crazy people up in here.  Hella.
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+1,434,540

That PBC is not a gay man.

I wish I still thought she was a gay man.

that PBC IS, in fact, a gay man.

That Douche G has magical powers b/c the caps lock rule doesn't apply to him!

- Bella gives Imelda Marcos a run for her money

that making fun of orlando can get you banned for good.

That being a magician does not impress the ladies

that musical magicians are likely sociopaths

that I'm put off by magical musicians.

what about magical musicians?

exhibit A - Keane L

I take that back about Douche G having magical caps lock powers. Once again, he disappoints me.

that yelp doesn't ban IP addresses

that sean got banned for exposing himself to boys in the bathroom at yelp events.

colleen is fat ugly and bitter

that sean thinks JT F is fat ugly and bitter

That Douche is a glutton for punishment

Boobage is directly proportional to viewage.

here you go douchebaaag

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donkey punch to the ______________

choad

ad hominem attacks by some Yelpers are ignored, the others get TOS'd.

Yelp Jail

LOL

I've learned how to be snarky and how to pick up asian girls (more from watching JTF though).

that my vagina is NOT a hot commodity

:/

women only like to be called cunts in bed.

That there's another Jeff T on here.

That dumbass "collectors" on Yelp will make comments about you on Yelp threads b/c you called their asses out!

hipster n mission is like salt n peppa

Threads about Zombies never die.

Discussions about "Your favorite breed of dog" are not always what they seem.

douche "baaa" g. says:

bella has really great shoes.  i like to eat them.
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Seriously douche- that crossed my mind when I saw your avatar earlier today. Staying away from you. You'r Baaaaaad;).

Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.

Peter M sez:: "That you are talking to the same 19 people for three years running."

+1

I'll chew on Bella's shoes!

people stray from said category to talk smack. um why?