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- Jeff T.
- San Francisco, CA
- 65 friends
- 55 reviews
- You can own chickens in San Francisco but not goats
- chemtrails aren't a drink and don't involve sake
- some of the greatest threads come at 4am in the morning10/2/2008 -
- Bob C.
- Sunnyvale, CA
- 22 friends
- 0 reviews
I learned that the level of decorum and politeness to others posts is not correlated with whether a poster is a member of "Elite or not.
10/2/2008 -
- John D.
- San Francisco, CA
- 461 friends
- 0 reviews
everything is innuendo
10/2/2008 -
- Andrew Z.
- Redwood City, CA
- 34 friends
- 269 reviews
that no give a rats ass what you learned.
10/2/2008 -
- Thömas F.
- San Francisco, CA
- 1038 friends
- 104 reviews
someone will always disagree with you... even if you're right and they're wrong.
10/2/2008 -
- Thömas F.
- San Francisco, CA
- 1038 friends
- 104 reviews
white guys can bang asian chicks here
10/2/2008 -
- Lance G.
- Boulder Creek, CA
- 186 friends
- 57 reviews
p....r
ex,,,,,,,10/2/2008 -
- there are a ridiculous number of pumpkin foods
- there are few inexpensive hotels in Boston
- Boston Terriers are hyper dogs...10/2/2008 -
- Lance G.
- Boulder Creek, CA
- 186 friends
- 57 reviews
capslocksdontwork.
10/2/2008 -
- Grace Y.
- San Jose, CA
- 1928 friends
- 899 reviews
All threads lead to the power exchange...
10/2/2008 -
- Marian G.
- San Francisco, CA
- 631 friends
- 169 reviews
You Betcha!
10/2/2008 -
Not a whole lot...thanks for asking!!
10/2/2008 -
- Elle Q.
- Oakland, CA
- 165 friends
- 79 reviews
All Red Sox fans are assholes. :P
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- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
joesixpack is a viable option
10/2/2008 -
- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
*boner*
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- Poe T.
- San Francisco, CA
- 338 friends
- 3 reviews
Bob C. says:
I learned that the level of decorum and politeness to others posts is not correlated with whether a poster is a member of "Elite or not.
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I've learned Elite means jack and whoever gives it any attention, be it for or against, should find another hobby.10/2/2008 -
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- Jaime L.
- Santa Monica, CA
- 1457 friends
- 119 reviews
as a bartender, i'm going to invent a drink and call it "Chemtrails". it will be awesome.
10/2/2008 -
- Karen W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 9 friends
- 58 reviews
It's a place to rant and make sex jokes.
10/2/2008 -
- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
im drunk and on webcam right now
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- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
i dont hate amelie
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- Mit M.
- San Francisco, CA
- 110 friends
- 239 reviews
abraham lincoln
buttsecks
Lófasz
DYL10/2/2008 -
- Jaime L.
- Santa Monica, CA
- 1457 friends
- 119 reviews
joe, you must be drunk.
i love you.10/2/2008 -
- Jaime L.
- Santa Monica, CA
- 1457 friends
- 119 reviews
mike z is my absolute favorite person ever.
felching.10/2/2008 -
- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
are you guys drunk yet?
10/2/2008 -
- Poe T.
- San Francisco, CA
- 338 friends
- 3 reviews
Mike Z. says:
If you only have a few reviews and - god help you - have no picture posted, you will be administered a hot lead enema no matter what you post.
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I've been a little constipated lately....10/2/2008 -
- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
sorry amelie if i was apunk to you ill buy you a beer next time
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- Jaime L.
- Santa Monica, CA
- 1457 friends
- 119 reviews
aww...its ok joe. now unblock me.
10/2/2008 -
- Gwynnie P.
- San Francisco, CA
- 744 friends
- 1060 reviews
nice accent on that o, Mitsi.
10/2/2008 -
- Gwynnie P.
- San Francisco, CA
- 744 friends
- 1060 reviews
hating amelie would be a giant waste of time. maybe loving her would be too. i am firmly in like with her.
10/2/2008 -
- Mit M.
- San Francisco, CA
- 110 friends
- 239 reviews
Isn't is wonderful? I copied and pasted. Delightful!
10/2/2008 -
- Gwynnie P.
- San Francisco, CA
- 744 friends
- 1060 reviews
and mike z..............it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time for you
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- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
I unblocked you. You too Gwynnie. You've always been so mean to me.
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- Sammy D S.
- Sunnyvale, CA
- 62 friends
- 0 reviews
You know, if Dogs were in charge of the world, there would be no wars..
liveleak.com/view?i=f0f_…10/2/2008 -
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- Mauricio M.
- San Jose, CA
- 78 friends
- 0 reviews
PHILIP "The Toyota / Scion Master" A. says:
That most Yelpers active on Yelp Talk aren't interested in serious topics that require actual thought or reading to learn something new . . .
I still think that the vocal Yelpers on Yelp Talk are a small minority . . . . you see the same ones most of the time . . .
Yelp Talk is worth at least one belly laugh a day . . . that can lower your stress levels .
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+110/3/2008 -
- J X.
- Oakland, CA
- 41 friends
- 34 reviews
What Philip said.
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- Yelper A.
- San Francisco, CA
- 915 friends
- 492 reviews
I learned that this is the best thread ever hahahahahahah
10/3/2008 -
- Shelly V.
- Hayward, CA
- 242 friends
- 409 reviews
I have learned about:
- Asians
- FroYo
- lots of slang I have to look up in the urban dictionary
(OK. So I'm a sheltered mid western girl who became a sheltered academic)10/3/2008 -
- Dan W.
- San Carlos, CA
- 53 friends
- 101 reviews
using new vocabulary words like, "girl boner". thankyou Valeria.
Some people have so much time to spend on Yelp. i'd like to know your profession. a possible drug lord, pimp, trust fund baby, etc10/3/2008 -
- Don B.
- San Francisco, CA
- 403 friends
- 0 reviews
A lot of girls, aren't!
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
my superiority complex is completely justified.
10/3/2008 -
- M Z.
- Concord, CA
- 89 friends
- 71 reviews
I learned from Joe that 50 Cent is right up there with the Beattles & Thelonius Monk.
10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
Don't talk about being Jewish. People don't like it.
10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
also, don't talk about anything that people *cough, Suge, cough* might call you stupid for
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- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
sammy, don't end your sentences in prepositions.
why wasn't it your new year's resolution to have better grammar? you are a bad jew.10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
suge! i knew you were going to say that!
10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
Joe "Sixpack" G. says:
joesixpack is a viable option
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Yes Joe, Yes.10/3/2008 -
- Pam S.
- Boston, MA
- 573 friends
- 750 reviews
I've learned that I'm not the only one who is a stickler for grammar. Thanks, Suge.
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
sammy, are you going to take off next week? or are you going to disappoint your mother.
did your company give you 10 extra holidays and a unicorn for being jewish? because i'm pretty sure that's what you were asking for in your thread....10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
No extra days, but yes, I did receive a unicorn.
I'm not taking work off, but I'm going to Kol Nidre the night before.10/3/2008 -
- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
That skeevy Yelpers aren't just men.
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
sometimes i'm convinced you construct your sentences in a deliberate effort to make me insane.
10/3/2008 -
- Pam S.
- Boston, MA
- 573 friends
- 750 reviews
I've also learned that you need to not take things personally in ANY thread, because otherwise you will need extreme therapy .
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
you should take everything i say personally.
10/3/2008 -
- Mark J.
- Phoenix, AZ
- 198 friends
- 52 reviews
That we have a lot of free time on our hands.
10/3/2008 -
- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
That an idiot Asian collector that I deleted from my friend's list is still pissed off at me b/c I "dissed" him 2 months ago at an Elite Event. I got a good laugh when he sent me a PM yest. to tell how it still bothers him.
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
JT F's mom is a whore
10/3/2008 -
- Alan S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 527 friends
- 0 reviews
Bella,
Speaking of collectors, have you seen this guy? - yelp.com/user_details?us…
He's quite a piece of work. =)10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
That your grammar becomes worse when people are constantly reaming you.
I also learned about the art of nasal irrigation10/3/2008 -
- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
Alan- I've been aware of him for quite some time! I actually screen people who add me. If they are collectors or trolls, they are not welcomed into the 666 friend's list. Although, a few have slipped in, but have been taken care of.
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that sammy lies.
10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
that emoticons are kinda creepy and passive aggressive
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that i finally agree with sammy on something.
10/3/2008 -
- Post Hummus Y.
- Earth, TX
- 127 friends
- 13 reviews
A lot of Yelpers have very little sympathy for people who get tickets or get hassled by the cops. Cops are almost always in the right.
Yelpers love to complain and bitch about the most inane things "Oh my god, I saw a guy wear black socks in shorts, that guy should be in jail." "I was on Muni and some lady was talking so loudly it was so annoying!"
The words Gaysian, bear, and douche.10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
a lot of people should be thrown in jail and denied internet access.
10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
That Rachel G. is a model
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- Alan S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 527 friends
- 0 reviews
Bella,
I hear you. I screen the Add Requests that I get. Most of the people are normal, decent types, but every so often I get a nutcase. I had some guy in Flordia send me one and when I looked at his page, he'd reviewed several Middle Eastern restaurants and put: "If you eat here you are supporting terrorism". - LOL - Suffice to say he did not get added. =)10/3/2008 -
...........and that being fuc'd isn't a bad thing.
10/3/2008 -
- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
That Chemtrails and Paul's Endtrails are one in the same.
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- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
Princess Buttercup "WHORE DOLL" C. says:
there are hella crazy people up in here. Hella.
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- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
That PBC is not a gay man.
I wish I still thought she was a gay man.10/3/2008 -
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- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that PBC IS, in fact, a gay man.
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- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
That Douche G has magical powers b/c the caps lock rule doesn't apply to him!
10/3/2008 -
- Jeff T.
- San Francisco, CA
- 65 friends
- 55 reviews
- Bella gives Imelda Marcos a run for her money
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that making fun of orlando can get you banned for good.
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- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
That being a magician does not impress the ladies
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that musical magicians are likely sociopaths
10/3/2008 -
- Andrea H.
- Union City, CA
- 4 friends
- 8 reviews
that I'm put off by magical musicians.
10/3/2008 -
- T C.
- San Francisco, CA
- 94 friends
- 29 reviews
what about magical musicians?
exhibit A - Keane L10/3/2008 -
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- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
I take that back about Douche G having magical caps lock powers. Once again, he disappoints me.
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that yelp doesn't ban IP addresses
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- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that sean got banned for exposing himself to boys in the bathroom at yelp events.
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- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
colleen is fat ugly and bitter
10/3/2008 -
- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
that sean thinks JT F is fat ugly and bitter
10/3/2008 -
- Sammy S.
- Oakland, CA
- 352 friends
- 262 reviews
That Douche is a glutton for punishment
10/3/2008 -
- Randy C.
- Redwood City, CA
- 29 friends
- 175 reviews
Boobage is directly proportional to viewage.
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- Suge K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 308 friends
- 306 reviews
here you go douchebaaag
icanhascheezburger.com/2…10/3/2008 -
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- Mit M.
- San Francisco, CA
- 110 friends
- 239 reviews
donkey punch to the ______________
choad
ad hominem attacks by some Yelpers are ignored, the others get TOS'd.
Yelp Jail10/3/2008 -
- Alan S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 527 friends
- 0 reviews
10/3/2008 -
- Christopher K.
- San Francisco, CA
- 344 friends
- 166 reviews
I've learned how to be snarky and how to pick up asian girls (more from watching JTF though).
10/3/2008 -
- Serbelle I.
- Aptos, CA
- 171 friends
- 293 reviews
that my vagina is NOT a hot commodity
10/3/2008 -
- Jhoe G.
- Vallejo, CA
- 882 friends
- 158 reviews
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- John G.
- San Francisco, CA
- 16 friends
- 13 reviews
women only like to be called cunts in bed.
10/3/2008 -
- Jeff T.
- Alameda, CA
- 534 friends
- 513 reviews
That there's another Jeff T on here.
10/3/2008 -
- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
That dumbass "collectors" on Yelp will make comments about you on Yelp threads b/c you called their asses out!
10/3/2008 -
- B H.
- San Francisco, CA
- 264 friends
- 176 reviews
hipster n mission is like salt n peppa
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- Randy C.
- Redwood City, CA
- 29 friends
- 175 reviews
Threads about Zombies never die.
10/3/2008 -
- Randy C.
- Redwood City, CA
- 29 friends
- 175 reviews
Discussions about "Your favorite breed of dog" are not always what they seem.
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- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
douche "baaa" g. says:
bella has really great shoes. i like to eat them.
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Seriously douche- that crossed my mind when I saw your avatar earlier today. Staying away from you. You'r Baaaaaad;).10/3/2008 -
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- Bella W.
- San Francisco, CA
- 602 friends
- 199 reviews
Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.
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- Alan S.
- San Francisco, CA
- 527 friends
- 0 reviews
Peter M sez:: "That you are talking to the same 19 people for three years running."
+110/3/2008 -
- Mark M.
- CA, CA
- 45 friends
- 29 reviews
I'll chew on Bella's shoes!
10/3/2008 -
- linda l.
- Concord, CA
- 25 friends
- 110 reviews
people stray from said category to talk smack. um why?
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