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Yahtzee
loves to read your e-mail, and you want to make
Yahtzee happy, don't you? To make Yahtzee even
more happy, please take note of the following
things.
1.
Yahtzee is now aware of the fact that Bruce
Campbell WAS in Evil Dead 1, contrary to what he
said in his review of Evil Dead 2. Please stop
reminding him of this.
2.
Yahtzee is also fully aware of the bug in Rob
Blanc 2 which causes an unbreakable loop if you
try to go left of the castle. You can get around
this bug if you do everything in the castle and
village area first.
3.
Girls: Please do not offer yourself to Yahtzee.
He found that this got old very fast.
4.
If you intend to mail Yahtzee on the subject of
asking for help with 5 Days A Stranger, USE THE
BEAR ON THE SALT, THEN ON MATTHEW'S BED. Jesus
CHRIST.
5.
Yahtzee has a busy, hectic playboy lifestyle, so
his replies to any mail you send may be rather
curt. He is not trying to be rude.
6.
If you intend to send an insulting mail peppered
with misspelt swear words and shocking, unfounded
accusations of possessing an alternative
sexuality, kindly forget about it and jam a blunt
fork into your eye.
7.
If you wish to complain that Yahtzee seems to
have a massive ego problem, go and look up
'irony' in the dictionary. Then jam a blunt fork
into your eye.
8. I
don't do guest updates anymore because
I'm keeping the site as a personal online
portfolio now. So stop sending them.
Bearing
all this in mind, and if you still want to mail
Yahtzee, click here!
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