You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel “safe area” where they’re not allowed to fight anymore…

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should’ve fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part…

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn’t remember or doesn’t know it.

This book has:

• an improbable amount of badass, LGBT, demon summoning assassins (the absolute best of the best being transgender).
• a scott pilgrim style plot, involving one pansexual demon summoner having to fight all 7 of his exes for the sake of his newest contract.
• a nonbinary weather controlling demon, trapped on earth. also, one of the exes.
• a blind smartass with a nasty mouth and nastier eye-related powers.
• a city on the brink of annihilation, trapped by forces unseen and unheard and unknowable.
• the most bombastic and ridiculous magic system ever constructed by man.
• and maybe…just maybe…an angsty gay time loop romance (the best narrative trope) but you didn’t hear that from me.

It’s dark, it’s humorous, it’s romantic, it’s riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly…

It’s unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I’d really appreciate if you’d help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences…and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post…you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

mikufanclub:

kind of true #fuck my body #massive breasts

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viralfrog:

feefal:

Physically pains me to work on bigger pieces because my nut sized brain hates stuff that takes longer than a day (but I think miss dead merm over here will be worth it)

caemidraws:

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love—mandy:

So drawing this took a bit longer then expected cause I lost motivation. BUT so many of y’all have been seeing the vision and I couldn’t be happier,

I’ve got a few more things cooking, delivery is undetermined so please accept this in the meantime.

The Barcha uniform was not computing

(I yoinked a jpg of the ball used for the World Cup, but it also changes each time soooo)

galaxynajma:

Destroyer mode Rin is so crazy that it did the impossible. Getting Kaiser to shut the fuck up

ryozeroswim:

Blue lock random headcanons 2 | Sae Shidou and Gagamaru

when it says horrible i mean terrible (bad-at-lying)

Headcanon generator was created by @nullin-void on tumblr

DON’T REPOST | NO ROBAR | DON’T STEAL

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Ig: Ryo_Zeroswim

sappho-rose:

Aged up E4

bluismie:

i continued on reading blue lock manga and im crying

sloudyc:

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riririnnnn:

These Itoshi brothers are going to be my end one day.

Every time I’m like, “Yay, I made a sensible theory. I’ll stick to it now,” these two always whack me out of nowhere. It’s like they love to go, “🗣️📢 HELL NAH❗HE-HE-HELL NAH❗”

Anyway, so I was re-reading Rin’s part in the LN, and I realised something:

So, after Sae left for Spain, there was a visible decline in the performance of both Rin and their Soccer Youth Club. Rin says it’s because he could see the goal path and stuffs, BUT his teammates couldn’t and the only person who could match his vision was, of course, Sae.

That’s why Rin had to change his playstyle to match that of the Team’s. He began passing instead of waiting for a pass and all. Things starts to get better, and the whole team starts to get their glory days back.

There was a line in the LN which goes something like, “The teammates thought they were playing good, but they were actually just playing in strings of Rin’s. Rin was controlling everything.”

He then goes, “This is tough and Nii-chan was doing this all along? Nii-chan was holding back. That’s why he chose to go to Spain, so he can play the way he wants.”

See.

THIS

is exactly where my brain started to churn.

So, Sae was in that soccer club since way long, and he was legit considered as the pillar of it or something. However, all these years, he was, in fact, holding back himself and when he got to go to Spain, he thought like, “Yes! Finally! I can show the world what I got,” but sadly, he found out he just wasn’t it.

Maybe it could be because he played UNLIKE his real self for so long that he forgot himself.

OR

He just wasn’t that good as he thought he was. He found out that he was the Frog in the well.

HOWEVER.

He still had Rin back home, and he trusted him because he knew about his younger brother’s true potential or impulses.

So time passed and the day of the U-15 Championship Finals came.

Reminder: Sae was scouted by Real Madrid/Re Al when he won in the U-15 Championship alongside Rin. That’s why it was really important for Rin to win that Final match too.

What I said above was a fact Sae, probably, knew too. That’s why he came a whole day AHEAD of his schedule to watch the younger Itoshi play with his own eyes (Rin had pointed out that Sae was supposed to come a day after).

But, surprisingly, what Sae saw was what he feared— he saw Rin play the way he himself used to. He was probably like, “I sacrificed everything for you and you became exactly what I sacrificed myself for you to NOT be.”

Reminder: Rin gets into his real flow state/becomes berserk during the LAST three minutes of the whole game.

Which gives us two possibilities:

Firstly, Sae just gets up and leave without seeing Rin’s berserk mode. After which he comes back to confront him once the match is over.

Secondly, Sae stayed the whole match and saw Rin’s berserk mode and was somewhat relieved to know that the younger Itoshi hadn’t completely lost his true self. After which the confrontation proceeds.

I don’t want to say much about their reunion in this post, but I do want to add another perspective to why Sae challenged Rin for a 1V1:

Sae, probably, had thought that, “I couldn’t beat the world and if you can’t even beat me, then you are nothing in this world.

That’s it, I guess.

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I really wish for a Itoshi brothers spin-off because it’s hinted that they had a big shared room, so I really want to see how everything is like after Sae returns from Spain.

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