“Watkins does it! England were lucky with the penalty but were the better team. Spain awaits.”

“Well done lads! Brilliant. Well deserved place in the final. Come on England!”

“Palmer to Watkins! The whole country have been screaming for these two and Southgate finally got it.”

“Southgate finally made a good substitute choice. Miracles do happen.”

“It's great to see Foden and Bellingham actually passing to each other and running in different places. Our biggest puzzle from the group stages, solved.”

“Apparently England fans were vastly outnumbered but I'll tell you what, they're the only ones you could hear! Awesome.”

“Well done England, but Southgate needs to change the starting eleven so we don't have to rely on the subs scoring in extra time to save the game. Kane off.”

“Fair play Gareth. I’ve been giving him pelters about easy draws but we finally beat a top-ten side in a knockout round. Excellent first half, ground out the second and perfect subs. Now drop Harry Kane, we are carrying him.”