Hey there, fellow pet owners. Do you have a furry friend who likes to leave “surprises” on the ground? Well, you had better start scooping up after them because DNA testing is coming to sniff out the culprits.
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The poop scoop on DNA testing
You read that right – some apartment complexes and homeowners’ associations are now requiring residents to have their dogs’ DNA tested. The idea is to create a database of doggy DNA profiles, so if any unscooped poop is found on the premises, they can match it back to the guilty party and issue a fine.
It might sound a bit extreme, but let’s be real – nobody wants to step in a steaming pile of dog doo on their way to the mailbox. And for property managers, dealing with unclaimed dog waste is a real headache (and a smelly one at that).
The pioneers of poop policing
This DNA testing trend isn’t brand new, but it’s definitely gaining traction. Back in 2019, some apartment complexes in Denver were already on board with a service called “PooPrints.” Catchy name, right?
The way it works is simple: residents register their dogs and provide a cheek swab for DNA testing. Once the database is set up, any rogue piles can be matched to the offending pup, and the owner gets slapped with a fine. In some places, that fine can be as high as $250 – a pretty penny for not picking up your pet’s pennies, if you catch my drift.
The bark spreads nationwide
Fast forward to today, and PooPrints (or similar services) have spread to communities across all 50 states. Utah, in particular, has really embraced the idea, with many apartment complexes hopping on the DNA doggy doo bandwagon.
And now, it seems like the Oak Meadows complex in Connecticut is the latest to join the ranks of poop policing. Residents there will need to get their dog’s DNA tested in July or face a daily $25 fine for non-compliance. Yikes. While some residents view it as an invasion of privacy, others support it as a way to curb the problem of uncollected dog waste.
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Kurt’s key takeaways
Look, I get it – having to DNA test your dog just so you’ll clean up after them seems a bit over-the-top. But at the same time, leaving dog poop lying around is just plain inconsiderate (and gross). Maybe these DNA measures are what it takes to finally get some pet owners to be responsible and scoop that poop. After all, nobody wants to live in a community that’s littered with landmines of the canine variety. So, dear fellow dog owners, do us all a favor: carry some doggy bags on your walks and pick up after your pup. That way, we can avoid this whole DNA drama altogether and keep our neighborhoods clean and green (and stink-free).
Do you view mandatory pet DNA testing as an invasion of privacy or a reasonable measure? Let us know in the comments below.
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almost every dog owner that I know of considers their animal a member of their family. therefore I say you wouldn’t let your kid walk around pooping on the floor or out on the grass you would make sure that you pick it up or clean him up. it just makes sense if you look at it in the right perspective that your child the dog needs to be taken care of because he can’t take care of itself. therefore I fully embrace the DNA testing and accountability for all dog owners and communities where there are more than one or two people living. I have been an advocate of this here in the resort where I live in Florida for several years now and I see that it’s finally catching on.