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![Here Is My 49er-centric Conspiracy Theory About The Patriots Drama](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/qrlgwbfgnhyeokyzw9qq.jpg)
Here Is My 49er-centric Conspiracy Theory About The Patriots Drama
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, and it looks like Jimmy Garoppolo in a 49ers uniform. For the first time since Jim Harbaugh was canned at the end of the 2014 season, the 49ers have been fun, and interesting, and there has been a glimmer of hope, led by the concerningly attra...
![Former BBWAA President Writes Eulogy For Cardinal Who Covered Up Child Rape](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/sftfwfyz5ngy53baq6il.jpg)
Former BBWAA President Writes Eulogy For Cardinal Who Covered Up Child Rape
Former Catholic cardinal Bernard Law died Tuesday in Rome, just over 15 years after resigning from his role as head of the Boston archdiocese after the Boston Globe’s investigative team revealed that dozens of priests in the Boston archdiocese had been serially sexually abusing hundreds of boys unde...
![Report: Manny Machado Is For Sale](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/usgqogh7i4autjercr8h.jpg)
Report: Manny Machado Is For Sale
Is the hot stove hot? Let’s see here, yes, it looks like the stove is simmering a bit. ...
![MLB's Stupid Rules Might Lead To A Shohei Ohtani Investigation](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/u6sk6olg8ylcnrfqlrmy.jpg)
MLB's Stupid Rules Might Lead To A Shohei Ohtani Investigation
Shohei Ohtani just signed with the Angels, and according to a report from ESPN, there’s a good chance they will be subjected to an investigation by Major League Baseball....
![Shohei Ohtani Is An Angel<em></em>](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/uwhjggl8ygegwoe2wk8z.jpg)
Shohei Ohtani Is An Angel<em></em>
Here it is. The big one. Japanese two-way superstar Shohei Ohtani will play in Anaheim. Ohtani will suit up with Mike Trout, and make the Angels very goddamn interesting....
![Congrats To The Twins For Cashing In On Two AL West Teams’ Shohei Ohtani Thirst](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/zoghefu9yulakovs2pbr.jpg)
Congrats To The Twins For Cashing In On Two AL West Teams’ Shohei Ohtani Thirst
The Minnesota Twins, who were informed earlier this week that they are out of contention to sign Shohei Ohtani, made the best of the mayhem by swiping two top-10 prospects from the Mariners and Angels, two teams reportedly very much still in the mix to get the Japanese superstar....
![Just Use The Horse Shampoo](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/qmowbezjxadnac9rxdpg.gif)
Just Use The Horse Shampoo
Here’s the thing about head hair: You have to clean and condition it all the time. It’s a mindless process that becomes fairly annoying when, like me, you have long, thick hair....
![For Now, It Looks Like Giancarlo Stanton Will Either Be A Cardinal Or A Giant](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/tdlzoci5h4hxv2vc9uya.jpg)
For Now, It Looks Like Giancarlo Stanton Will Either Be A Cardinal Or A Giant
Giancarlo Stanton in St. Louis? Giancarlo Stanton in San Francisco? If you’re dreaming about where the defending National League MVP might end up next season, there’s no sense in dreaming any bigger than that. The Stanton sweepstakes are reportedly down to the Cardinals and the Giants, and Stanton w...
![Report: Marlins Laid Off A Hospitalized Scout Who Was Waiting For A Kidney Transplant After Colon Cancer Surgery](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/nrrcgeycw2imyvcavui7.jpg)
Report: Marlins Laid Off A Hospitalized Scout Who Was Waiting For A Kidney Transplant After Colon Cancer Surgery
The Marlins, recently purchased an ownership group led by Derek Jeter, made the decision not to renew a team scout’s employment contract earlier this month while the scout, Marty Scott, was hospitalized waiting for a kidney transplant following colon cancer surgery, according to Jeff Passan at Yahoo...
![Joe Morgan Doesn't Think Willie Mays Belongs In The Hall Of Fame](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/j4nhvfc96xziajaztijf.jpg)
Joe Morgan Doesn't Think Willie Mays Belongs In The Hall Of Fame
Joe Morgan—two-time National League MVP, all-time great, Hall of Famer, and vice-chairman of the Hall’s board of directors—sent an email today from the general Hall of Fame email address to current voters, arguing (among other things) that drug users like Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, and Mickey Mantle s...
![Nev Schulman Wants Nothing To Do With Deadspin](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/j3oibqtbvhazgqcj1oem.png)
Nev Schulman Wants Nothing To Do With Deadspin
Last week I published a story on a bizarre long-term catfishing scandal in the world of baseball blogging. I quickly heard from Max Joseph, cohost of the MTV show Catfish....
![Marquise Goodwin Scored A TD Hours After His Wife Lost A Pregnancy](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/vxwsydrvtesse95vnddt.jpg)
Marquise Goodwin Scored A TD Hours After His Wife Lost A Pregnancy
In the second quarter of the 49ers’ first win of the season, a 31-21 victory over the Giants, Olympian-turned-wide-receiver Marquise Goodwin hauled in an 83-yard touchdown and immediately dropped to his knees in prayer. ...
![Teen Girl Posed For 8 Years As Married Man To Write About Baseball And Harass Women](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/vlnon7fwhpdfej799s0m.png)
Teen Girl Posed For 8 Years As Married Man To Write About Baseball And Harass Women
For the last eight years, baseball fan-turned-writer Becca Schultz has presented herself online as Ryan Schultz, a false identity she assumed when she was 13 years old, duping and harassing women on Twitter along the way. ...
![Report: The Giants Are Looking For Their Next Franchise Quarterback](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/jvjkmhdc9aetxnjvagdo.jpg)
Report: The Giants Are Looking For Their Next Franchise Quarterback
The Giants’ front office is apparently as fed up with Eli Manning as anyone who has watched a Giants game this year has been, and is, according to ESPN, working to find a new quarterback in this year’s draft....
![Washington's Failed Interception Return On A Two-Point Conversion Was Meaningless Fun](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/dkax0v7a3l773joxpnrg.jpg)
Washington's Failed Interception Return On A Two-Point Conversion Was Meaningless Fun
During Washington’s shocking win over the Seahawks in Seattle, Pete Carroll once again had a slant at the goal line blow up in his face. It was essentially a carbon copy of the play that lost Seattle the Super Bowl and turned Russell Wilson into a broken man:...
![The Dodgers Had Their Shots](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/sfpukvjfgdgrmmulfrxp.jpg)
The Dodgers Had Their Shots
There’s always a postmortem. Where did they go wrong? What should they have done differently? Analyzing a game—a baseball game, a World Series Game 7—is like dwelling on any other thing in the past: It’s in a fixed state. It happened, it’s not changing, and at some point you swallow it and move on....
![I Can't Stop Laughing At This Rich Hill At-Bat](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/qhep8rnxlk3lperbhtzp.jpg)
I Can't Stop Laughing At This Rich Hill At-Bat
Dodgers starter Rich Hill was clearly determined not to give away a third-inning plate appearance last night, though he employed some weird-ass strategies to try to battle off Justin Verlander, who was still dealing at that point in the game....
![Baseball Lets You Lose Your Mind<em></em>](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/rqap4mdk0mvc7kpyljfk.jpg)
Baseball Lets You Lose Your Mind<em></em>
After Alex Bregman dropped the single that knocked in the winning run in Sunday’s ludicrous Game 5, the broadcast caught Carlos Correa jumping onto the field in reaction to pinch runner Derek Fisher making a sprint toward the plate....
![National Park Service Considering Charging $70 To Get Into Some Of The Best Parks](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/baxhr1x17hfdsdy8psbp.jpg)
National Park Service Considering Charging $70 To Get Into Some Of The Best Parks
The National Park Service is considering implementing “peak season pricing” in 17 of the country’s most popular parks, proposing an increase to $70 per car. Currently, Yellowstone charges $30 per vehicle, or $50 for Yellowstone and Grand Teton....