Detective Curt Schilling Is On The Case Of The Hoboken Train Crash

A train crashed into a station terminal in Hoboken, N.J., this morning, reportedly killing one and injuring over 100. The cause of the crash is still under investigation, but former MLB pitcher Curt Schilling has his own theories.

Schilling’s first tweet about the crash:

He later said this:

Take note of the timestamps. In a little over an hour, Schilling had gone from “Whoa, a train crash,” to “Terrorists?! Probably.”

Keep in mind that, with the caveat that the investigation is ongoing, law enforcement officials say there’s no reason to believe the cause of the crash was something beyond an accident or operator error. Meanwhile, Curt was looking at all the angles:

Schilling argued with people on Twitter for interpreting his tweet as the dumb thought that it was, until this afternoon, when he published his take on Curt Schilling’s Official Blog. The headline: “Just stop making stuff up.” He explained why this is the fault of liberals:

If anyone took the tweet regarding my thoughts on the train wreck being a potential terrorist act as “cool if I’m wrong” in a way that trivializes pain and or suffering? You’re a douche.

Of course nothing is cool about what happened and you safe space needing liberal cowards who wet your pants to respond can go find a dark enclosure to hide in.

My first instinct upon hearing “Massive Train Wreck” and then seeing the station was “Holy #$@!$, did terrorists do it again?”

If you didn’t think that, at any point, you’re a liar. Ya, I want it to be terrorists to drive an agenda. Liberals are the only humans on this planet who use that logic, or make it up, to back an argument that exists only in their minds. Yet they blame everyone else for it.

Okay, let’s skip down a little further:

You’re backing of the liberal bullshit that created the BLM movement has created a violent and murderous attack on police officers. Despite the fact the media has lied its ass off in ‘proving it’ you still support a narrative “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” that is and has been debunked as a complete and total lie.

Not that, keep going:

If I do run for office I’m not getting your vote, you’re voting for a senator who’s manipulated the system to her financial gain all the while milking the very system she derides. So champion all of her achievements or stick to things you want to debate (more laws will stop criminals from getting guns, federal gov’t must act on who can use what restroom, Donald Trump said mean stuff and “Hillary never lied” etc.).

So for those who are deeply troubled in understanding the written word, I’ll help ya out.

“My first thought when seeing the news of the train wreck, and pictures, was “Holy crap, did we just get hit with another terrorist incident? If I am wrong then (newly inserted ending) to all you cowards too scared to admit you thought the same thing and will lie to your grave about it I am saying COOL in a way that denotes COOL as in I am glad it’s not terrorism and not COOL as in “I don’t care about the injuries or fatalities”.

There it is. Schilling, who is not running for office but is definitely threatening to run for office, did NOT think the train crash in Hoboken would be cool, even if terrorists weren’t behind it. He’s just really dumb. Finally, the kicker, sic’d:

If you needed that last part to be spelled out your a first class dick.

Thanks, Curt. At press time, he seems to be working a lead: