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![Giants LB Michael Boley Celebrates His Return TD By Whipping The Ball At Some Dude's Face](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Giants LB Michael Boley Celebrates His Return TD By Whipping The Ball At Some Dude's Face
Whatever godforsaken gig has this guy standing on the sidelines—an innocent victim, forced into Boley's warpath—I hope like hell he's getting paid for it....
![Watch Luke McCown And Mark Sanchez Take Quarterback Ineptitude To New Heights](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Watch Luke McCown And Mark Sanchez Take Quarterback Ineptitude To New Heights
If you wanted to watch two NFL quarterbacks at the top of their craft doing battle, the Jets-Jaguars game was not for you. If, instead, you were looking for failure begetting failure, Mark Sanchez and Luke McCown delivered....
![Watch Wayne Rooney Totally Flub A Penalty Kick Against Chelsea](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Watch Wayne Rooney Totally Flub A Penalty Kick Against Chelsea
Oh Shrek. Poor Shrek. His plant foot slipped while he was trying to put Manchester United up 4-1 on rival Chelsea, kicked the ball into his other foot sending it wide of the net and fell down go boom. (Start at 0:32 is the silent-picture aspect of the video bothers you)....
![Watch A High School Cheerleader Get Run Over By A High School Football Team](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Watch A High School Cheerleader Get Run Over By A High School Football Team
Prior to last night's San Luis Obispo/Oxnard high-school football game, one unfortunate cheerleader made the mistake of standing guard near the tunnel though which players charge onto the field....
![This Evening: Let's Have A Look At Soccer's Latest Dive Of The Year Candidate](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/17e6mwz86e2iyjpg.jpg)
This Evening: Let's Have A Look At Soccer's Latest Dive Of The Year Candidate
Your p.m. roundup for Sept. 14, the day we learned more than we ever wanted to know about Michael Chabon. H/T to Sportpost for the video from the Japanese K League. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors....
![Jonathan Toews Went To A Hockey Camp And Checked A Child To The Ice (Video)](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Jonathan Toews Went To A Hockey Camp And Checked A Child To The Ice (Video)
What happens here is clearly an accidental collision involving Jonathan Toews, the Chicago Blackhawks' captain. But it's hard to tell what's worse: The faint, cringe-inducing wail of the child Toews inadvertently knocks over, or the complete indifference to the youngster shown by Lance Brown of CT...
![We've Found The Unluckiest Soccer Team In The World: Off The Woodwork 3 Times In 3 Seconds](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
We've Found The Unluckiest Soccer Team In The World: Off The Woodwork 3 Times In 3 Seconds
"Unlucky" being one of the more generous adjectives to describe Real Betis's repeated failure to find twine late in the first half of their La Liga match against Mallorca yesterday. Don't blame Rubén Castro, who got things rolling with a shot off the far post; blame Jorge Molina, whose successive ...
![Behold This Bumbling Romo-Sanchez Lowlight Reel](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Behold This Bumbling Romo-Sanchez Lowlight Reel
It was never clear last night just which quarterback would throw away the game for his team: Tony Romo or Mark Sanchez. In the end it was Romo, who fumbled twice and threw the ball away to Darrelle Revis (Sanchez also threw a pick and fumbled the ball away) to help the Jets set up a game-winning f...
![Even The Great Lionel Messi Dives Sometimes](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Even The Great Lionel Messi Dives Sometimes
Barcelona's Lionel Messi got a yellow card during yesterday's draw with Real Sociedad. He started the game on the bench, having just returned from India, where he'd been serving international duty for Argentina....
![Watch A Chelsea Player Take Cleats To His Back And Decide For Yourself Whether It Was Intentional](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Watch A Chelsea Player Take Cleats To His Back And Decide For Yourself Whether It Was Intentional
In today's EPL match between Chelsea and Sunderland, Juan Mata of the former felt some cleats drive into his back from the foot of opponent Phil Bardsley....
![Soccer Player Disgraces Self, Team, Descendants Forever With Awful Penalty Kick](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Soccer Player Disgraces Self, Team, Descendants Forever With Awful Penalty Kick
Here's Amir Sayoud, playing for Egyptian side Al-Ahly in the Egypt Cup, doing his absolute best to make a mockery of the game with a penalty kick that never really got going. Sayoud even got a yellow card for his troubles. [BusinessInsider]...
![Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run
This video comes to you courtesy of the folks over at AwfulAnnouncing.com, who point out that retired hoopster Reggie Miller and active Brewer Ryan Braun are neighbors in California. Tonight, the former got to watch the latter complete seven-eighths of an inside-the-park home run before falling fl...
![Player Reacts To Getting Red Carded In Uruguay By Pimp-Slapping The Linesman](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Player Reacts To Getting Red Carded In Uruguay By Pimp-Slapping The Linesman
In a recent Uruguayan Primera Division match between the mighty Montevideo Wanderers and Danubio, Brazilian striker Diogo was issued a red card for kicking a foe, etc. Fair enough. However, Diogo apparently didn't take to kindly to somethingorother the "humble" linesman did, so Diogo give 'im a sm...
![Let's Watch Some Ravens Fans Fight A Guy Who Roots For The Chiefs](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Let's Watch Some Ravens Fans Fight A Guy Who Roots For The Chiefs
Todd Haley will probably find this more offensive than the two late touchdowns the Ravens scored against his Chiefs. Or not. Either way, it's still a bunch of guys from Baltimore jumping someone. Thank God Omar ain't around to see such disrespect for the rules of the game....
![Here's Video Of A Pack Of Young Ladies Robbing A D.C. Convenience Store](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Here's Video Of A Pack Of Young Ladies Robbing A D.C. Convenience Store
Per MyFoxDC, "Another flash mob robbery has occurred in the area, this time at a convenience store ... Surveillance video from the Shop Express Convenience Store shows that there were 10 young women involved....
![This Just Might Be The Worst Slide In Baseball History](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
This Just Might Be The Worst Slide In Baseball History
This is from way back in July, but after being brought to our attention by Hot Clicks, via Logan Morrison, we'll do our part to make sure everybody in the world sees Graham Taylor hurl himself onto the plate like a sack of potatoes with MS that was just struck by lightning....
![Tim Tebow Engineered The Strangest Play Of The Young NFL Season](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Tim Tebow Engineered The Strangest Play Of The Young NFL Season
Tebow's under a microscope, no doubt, so his plays are going to be scrutinized more than just about anyone else's. But last night's double-reverse-scramble-pass was so balletically chaotic, we'd have to break this down no matter who ran it. It just so happened to be Tebow who managed to be brillia...
![Bryce Harper Got Thrown Out Of A Minor League Baseball Game Tonight](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Bryce Harper Got Thrown Out Of A Minor League Baseball Game Tonight
Washington Nationals prospect/messiah Bryce Harper of the Harrisburg Senators didn't agree with the umpire's strike call in tonight's game against the Richmond Flying Squirrels. So, he slammed his helmet to the ground, got ejected and did some yelling. Good times were had by all....
![Why Did A Dodgers Employee Make A Happy Kid Hand Over A Foul Ball Today? (UPDATED)](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
Why Did A Dodgers Employee Make A Happy Kid Hand Over A Foul Ball Today? (UPDATED)
We all know times are tight for the Dodgers franchise. But there's only one person who knows why a kid who retrieved a foul ball during the sixth inning of today's game against the Phillies was forced to part with a lifelong souvenir. The world demands answers, mean Dodgers employee who probably h...
![The Mets Are Now Losing The Ability To Stand Upright](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8.png)
The Mets Are Now Losing The Ability To Stand Upright
The Mets reached .500 with a 9-8 win over the Padres last night. They're now 57-57 and a mere 17.5 games out of first in the NL East. But on the second batter he faced, starter Mike Pelfrey did not inspire appropriate confidence for the 21,000 who made it out to Citi Field. We'll consider it just ...