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![Kyle Kuzma Ponders The Society In Which We Live](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/cvok8cdfkn8rbil8nl7s.jpg)
Kyle Kuzma Ponders The Society In Which We Live
Has Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma been hanging out with Kyrie Irving? Has he just seen Joker for a third time? Has he simply been pondering what it means to be a citizen of this thing we call society? The following tweet leads us to believe that all options are on the table:...
![Report: The Chargers Have Fans??? In Tennessee???](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/gdikmbeizzgqtl1db64g.jpg)
Report: The Chargers Have Fans??? In Tennessee???
With 3:38 remaining in the first half, Philip Rivers connected with Melvin Gordon on a one-yard touchdown pass to complete a 14-play, 94-yard drive. None of what happened during that play was out of the ordinary—a top-tier quarterback scoring with a throw to a talented running back rarely is. But se...
![Lamar Jackson Etches His Name In History Alongside The Great Tobin Rote](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/cg7yfgrozv07svwehx9m.jpg)
Lamar Jackson Etches His Name In History Alongside The Great Tobin Rote
As purveyors of the Gospel of Lamar Jackson, it is our solemn duty to inform the public whenever the Ravens quarterback elevates himself onto another level of football history. In a 23-17 win over the Bengals on Sunday, the lad did just that by becoming only the fourth-ever quarterback to rush for a...
![Reports: No NBA Team Has An "F" In Its Name](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/g89kheuxwodionazernt.png)
Reports: No NBA Team Has An "F" In Its Name
Deadspin sources, who requested anonymity for fear of retaliation, confirmed to Deadspin that no NBA team has an “F” in its name. This was discovered when the Deadspin staff was using our work chat to type “F” to pay respects to a dead Macbook charger, as one does. One callow staffer refused to do s...
![Let Me Explain This Hilarious Cycling Scandal To You](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/zs5zzvl7wzb51xtsa2al.jpg)
Let Me Explain This Hilarious Cycling Scandal To You
Let us now chronicle the rise and sort-of fall of British YouTuber and now-former national e-cycling champion Cameron Jeffers. Unfortunately, the nouns in this story do not become that much easier to understand as we proceed, but please bear with me....
![Is Beer Money Sign Man Sorry For Old Racist Tweets?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/ym4vppiiosa0tsxaxo5t.jpg)
Is Beer Money Sign Man Sorry For Old Racist Tweets?
It’s the question everyone has been asking today: Is beer money sign man sorry for old racist tweets? Well, thanks to a breaking report from ESPN, we can now confirm it with confidence: “Beer money sign man sorry for old racist tweets.” ...
![Lions' No. 35 Unmasks Eagles' No. 26, Reveals Him To Be Miles Sanders](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/iwhlu6rjsa8tihi1twl1.png)
Lions' No. 35 Unmasks Eagles' No. 26, Reveals Him To Be Miles Sanders
None of us can ever know the true identities of those who play in the NFL. Shrouded in armor—with helmets covering most of their faces, and jerseys that reveal merely half of their true names—American football players work in the shadows, anonymous to all but their closest friends and family members...
![NBA Considers Raising Fine For Tampering To Four Times The Fine For Being Donald Sterling](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/lcbjusvxdyedvdv0phjp.jpg)
NBA Considers Raising Fine For Tampering To Four Times The Fine For Being Donald Sterling
Tampering is the gripe of the hour among NBA owners, which explains why the league’s board of governors will vote on new measures this coming Friday. “It’s pointless, at the end of the day, to have rules that we can’t enforce,” reads a quote by NBA commissioner Adam Silver in the middle of an ESPN s...
![Which Is Less Impossible: Scoring In An NBA Game, Getting A Hit In An MLB Game, Or Getting A First Down In An NFL Game?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/umsoheski7zxmgaugkxi.jpg)
Which Is Less Impossible: Scoring In An NBA Game, Getting A Hit In An MLB Game, Or Getting A First Down In An NFL Game?
As often happens when you work with highly opinionated idiots, the Deadspin staff got into a lengthy argument yesterday over, what else, a Twitter question:...
![As A Formerly Decent Middle School Athlete, I Can Relate To This 13-Year-Old Who Won The European Diving Championships](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/ck2idamjrggke0dhpuvu.jpg)
As A Formerly Decent Middle School Athlete, I Can Relate To This 13-Year-Old Who Won The European Diving Championships
This week in Ukrainian diving news: 13-year-old diving prodigy Oleksii Sereda has captured gold in the 10-meter European Diving Championships in Kiev, a historic feat I would definitely be significantly more impressed with if I too had not enjoyed athletic success as a 13-year-old. Sereda finished f...
![Here Are Some Other Potential Locations For MLB Games](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/pvnou8leoptgjyonpsny.jpg)
Here Are Some Other Potential Locations For MLB Games
On Thursday, the Yankees, White Sox, and MLB announced a partnership to play a regular-season game next year at—or, more precisely, near—the iconic Field of Dreams. This follows the recent trend of the league scheduling meaningful games in non-traditional places like Japan, Mexico, and London....
![Here Are Some Potential Locations For FIFA's New Headquarters](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/s9cfrm8y6frr0gumbcxl.jpg)
Here Are Some Potential Locations For FIFA's New Headquarters
According to a report from the New York Times, soccer federation and bribe repository FIFA is considering moving away from its longtime headquarters in Switzerland and setting up shop elsewhere. The Times speculates that potential host countries could potentially engage in an Amazon-style competitio...
![Baseball Players, Listen To Me: Stop Wearing Shirts Under Vest Jerseys](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/d1cqgwaaymnfvio5nyr0.jpg)
Baseball Players, Listen To Me: Stop Wearing Shirts Under Vest Jerseys
Attention all baseball men! Have you been outside? It is thousands of degrees outside and somehow even more humid. Terrible! It is almost August. And so I say to you: it is time to stop wearing these ridiculous t-shirts under your jerseys....
![Would LeBron James Be An Esports Legend?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/jdluxvwgwql5yb6xfovn.png)
Would LeBron James Be An Esports Legend?
It is indeed one of the slowest sports weeks of the year, one in which basketbloggers no longer have Summer League to drool over, NFL access merchants try to get you jacked up for nascent training camps storylines that will be forgotten within minutes, the most exciting baseball thing to happen is t...
![Most Exciting Incidental Things To Happen At A Sporting Event, Ranked](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/sqbga2uaruvd5d0qzpwz.jpg)
Most Exciting Incidental Things To Happen At A Sporting Event, Ranked
I went with my family to a collegiate summer league baseball game last week, because tickets were cheap and because we needed a decent excuse to leave the house. If you’ve ever been to a summer league game—or to a much bigger professional sporting event—you know that there are things that occur with...
![Let The Alligator Throw The First Pitch](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/ykoa38nz9ymz1qh6jwyh.jpg)
Let The Alligator Throw The First Pitch
Chance the Snapper—a Chicago alligator who gained fame last week when he was first noticed living in the Humboldt Park lagoon—was taken into custody Tuesday morning by reptile expert Frank Robb, who was hired specifically to grab the creature. Before he was apprehended, the 5-foot-3 Chance captured ...
![Hair-Pulling Considered Rude In Every Sport But Football](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/lkjyomqowyfkqu7m5ep6.jpg)
Hair-Pulling Considered Rude In Every Sport But Football
In the midst of play a few weeks ago, WNBA player Liz Cambage’s arm got all wrapped up in her opponent Kalani Brown’s hair. At first the tangle seemed to be an accident, but soon there was pushing and shoving and intentional hair-pulling, and Cambage walked away from the encounter with a flagrant fo...
![Does Jared Dudley Control The Defense With His Communication And Tell His PGs What Plays To Run By Seeing The Flow Of The Game And Who Needs Shots? Is There A Reason Why He's Always Atop The Plus-Minus Of His Team, Is It The Little Things, Screen To Get Guys Open Boxing Out, If I Only Knew?](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/qxnfz5i92p3vsktk3eug.png)
Does Jared Dudley Control The Defense With His Communication And Tell His PGs What Plays To Run By Seeing The Flow Of The Game And Who Needs Shots? Is There A Reason Why He's Always Atop The Plus-Minus Of His Team, Is It The Little Things, Screen To Get Guys Open Boxing Out, If I Only Knew?
Jared Dudley was a solid pickup for the Lakers in free agency, but I had some questions lingering in my mind. Just the other day, in fact, I was folding some laundry and wondering whether he’s capable of controlling a defense with communication, telling a point guard what plays to run by seeing the ...
![I Went To SoHo To Find Kevin Durant And All I Found Was A Bunch Of Clothes I Can't Afford](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/zqzoqp1zvpfbs44icncm.jpg)
I Went To SoHo To Find Kevin Durant And All I Found Was A Bunch Of Clothes I Can't Afford
Where in the world in Kevin Durant headed? is one of the most interesting questions in the NBA right now. Where in the world is Kevin Durant currently? is a much less compelling cousin of that question, but one we are somewhat better equipped to answer. Assuming that older brother Tony is posting hi...