The Weirdest, Wildest, And Sexiest Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

Are you still stressing over what you’re going to be this Halloween? It’s hard to narrow it down. You want to look good, but you also want to be something clever. You want to be unique, but not so out there that no one knows what you are. Luckily for you, the internet is full of weird, wacky, and bizarrely sexy pop culture Halloween costumes.

Costume retailer Yandy.com is one of the many costume retailers that specializes in strange and sexy ensembles. They are the retailers who infamously transformed Frozen‘s adorable Olaf into a sexy snowman costume, and they didn’t stop there. They have their own unique way of turning the cutest characters in pop culture into super sexy” costume attire. You can be a hot blonde on the town and be the wizened green Jedi master, Yoda. You can be hot-to-trot and be one of the cute minions from Despicable Me. You can even look hot while dressed like a John Goodman character. That’s right. They’ve got a sexy “Sully” aka the big, blue furry creature from Monsters, Inc..

Don’t believe us? Here are 25 pop culture costumes that take our fondest childhood memories and turn them into tight and tiny Halloween wear.

SEXY BARNEY - Let’s just say it: Barney is literally eating this woman’s head.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY CINDERELLA - This is either supposed to be a sexy take on Cinderella’s iconic ball gown, or a literal take on the dress that the evil stepsisters tear to shreds.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY BEETLEJUICE - Man, Michael Keaton looks a lot different in ‘Birdman.’Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY COOKIE MONSTER - Yes, I would totally look like a monster in a neon blue sheer nylon dress with faux fur accents. Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY ‘DESPICABLE ME’ MINION - “Hey, guys, my one eye is up here. Above my two eyes.”Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY GUMBY - “Hey, guys, my eyes are down here. Below my boobs.”Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY SPIDER-MAN - Part of the trouble of fighting crime in this costume is that you’d have to simultaneously fight chaffing.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY DARTH VADER - Relive the iconic scene from ‘Return of the Jedi’: “Remove this mask.” “But you’ll die.” “Nothing can stop that now. For once, let me look on you with my own sexy eyes.”Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - I don’t know if you could get to Infinity in this outfit, but it’s definitely beyond something. Maybe common sense?Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY SULLY FROM ‘MONSTERS INC.’ - This woman is going to seduce someone tonight while being dressed up like a John Goodman character. Think about that next time you’re alone in the shower.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY JOKER - There’s nothing cuter than dressing up like a murderous sociopath. Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY MARIO - I don’t think I could drive a go-kart in those shoes, but if I wore this Mario costume, I’m sure I would be getting compliments on my pipes all night.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

EXY CHEWBACCA - Believe it or not, this is actually what Wookies look like if you shave them. Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY WINNIE THE POOH - Pooh can be sexy, too. Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY MICKEY MOUSE - I bet at least one person wearing this outfit will get an offer for a “Motorboat Willie.”Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY SHERLOCK HOLMES - I would dearly like to see Benedict Cumberbatch wear this costume in season four of ‘Sherlock.’ Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY HULK HOGAN - The entire concept of this concept is an oxymoron. Or at the very least, you’re a moron dressed up like a moron.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY SNOW WHITE - This dress was from a deleted scene from the Disney classic wherein Snow White had to wear a dress sewn for a dwarf. Yep. That’s a full skirt.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY LINK - I suppose it is quite the feminist statement to choose to be the buxom male hero of The Legend of Zelda, rather than the damsel in distress. Nintendo/Yandy.com

SEXY GRINCH - Maybe the Grinch wasn’t trying to steal all of Christmas. Maybe the Grinch was just trying to steal a coat.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY YODA - Here. Let me give you a pick up line to go along with this costume: “Judge me by my cup size, do you?” Does it make sense? No, not really. But does anything about this costume make sense? Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY MALEFICENT - Let everyone in the bar know you’re horny without saying it out loud.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY ELSA - Just when you thought a woman who can turn everything to ice was too hot, she got even hotter.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY ANNA - We think this is Anna. It’s Anna, right? Did Anna have fishnets?Everett Collection/Yandy.com

SEXY OLAF - You know, this might still be our favorite out of the bunch.Everett Collection/Yandy.com

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