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They say that you haven’t really made it in entertainment until someone makes a porn parody of you.* Well, in this crazy 2016 election season, the same goes for politics, too. A wide swath of Donald Trump porn parodies —including titles such as Donald Tramp: The XXX Parody and Erection 2016— are being created by porn studios looking to appeal to … well, to be honest, we’re not exactly sure who they’re supposed to be appealing to. But still, as you can see in this Safe For Work compilation video, they exist!
We here at Decider are nothing if not dedicated researchers, so we watched a few of these fine works of cinema over the last few days (mainly so you don’t have to). During the course of our research, we discovered that a whole suite of Trump-centric porn parodies exist, including Donald Tramp: The XXX Parody (Wood Rocket), The Donald (Hustler Studios), Erection 2016 (Brazzers), F*ck Trump (Pornhub/BadoinkVR), and Mass Debate (Camsoda). If you’re in it for the laughs, you’re going to be disappointed. That said, our recommendation would be to point you towards Donald Tramp, which contains a multitude of one-liner gems like “Now let’s have sex while I whisper racist comments in your ear” and topical zingers like “Bernie Sanders looks like an eldery Rick Moranis.” (You can hear most of them in the YouTube trailer below.)
If (for some reason) you want to pretend you’re Donald Trump, then we’d like to suggest you watch the first person, POV and pseudo-VR experience F*ck Trump. (Eagle-eyed viewers will note the presence of a hairpiece next to the bed.)
If you’re on the hunt for pure sexual thrills, though, more power to you (we guess). Heck, why not bingewatch them all?
The ironic (or is it?) part of this explosion of Trump-centric porn parodies is that, as the New York Post reports, Donald Trump is “vowing to crack down on internet pornography if elected president, vowing to appoint a commission to examine its ‘harmful public health impact.'” Doesn’t seem like a politically savvy move to us. After all, why give the #NeverTrump movement another means by which to recruit disgruntled followers?
*Just kidding. No one really says this.
[Video edited by Brian Maxwell Mann]
