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President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump took two very different approaches to wishing America a happy Father’s Day this weekend.
In the spirit of fairness, Jimmy Kimmel shared both presidential candidates’ social media posts during his opening monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday (June 18) evening.
He said that Biden shared a “very nice” message to his constituents, which read, “Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, pops, and father figures who have shown us guidance, encouragement, and unconditional love.”
“To be fair, I should also mention our former president shared a Father’s Day message as well,” Kimmel explained before reading aloud Trump’s message, which read, “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the radical left degenerates that are rapidly bringing the United States of America into third world nation status with their many attempts at trying to influence our sacred court system into breaking to their very sick and dangerous will.”
How sweet!
Kimmel slammed the Republican candidate’s message and wondered what could make him so “mad” on Father’s Day, considering has has five children of his own.
“What a sick individual. I’ll tell you something, if anyone deserved a happy ‘farters’ day card it was him,” Kimmel said, referring to the fart joke card his own sons gifted him for the holiday.
He added, “Who’s mad on Father’s Day? I guess you’d be mad if there was a whole day devoted to your two biggest failures, Trippy and Dopey.” He then shared a photo of Trump’s oldest songs, Don Jr. and Eric Trump, calling them “the dolt-sen twins.”
Ivanka Trump also shared a Father’s Day message to her father featuring an image of herself as an infant, though Kimmel pointed out just how grim the baby picture actually looked, much to the Live audience’s delight.
The photo showed “her as a baby with her annoyed looking father feeding her, and the mother he later buried on his golf course,” Kimmel quipped. “So, that’s very sweet.”
The golf course bit is not a joke, by the way. Ivana Trump, his first wife and father of three of his children, was buried at the Trump National Golf Course in New Jersey.
Jimmy Kimmel Live airs weeknights at 11:35 ET/PT.
