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It pained me greatly to have to let my girlfriend (forget her name, I think she was No. 142) go. Feelings of sadness and melancholy overwhelm me and I must seek comfort in the arms of No. 143. To be fair to me, 142 was too old for me. She was 33 and I’m only 83 (and look even younger). It was inevitable.
But she’s upset by my having left her through a press statement announcing I was done but we would still be friends. How else could I have done it? I could have given her a hug and kiss goodbye, but there’s all this coronavirus stuff going on.
Tell me Doc, is there something I can do to make it better for her now?
- S Berlusconi,
Un piede nella fossa
I was wondering about this but then I learned that the woman you refer to as 142 has kept your mansion. I think that’s going to make it a lot better for her than anything you can now say.
(The author is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy, but not of his clients).
STATUTORY WARNING: This humour column is not for the weak-kneed or the thin-skinned.
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