Britney's Baby Federline!

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Michael Slezak
Michael Slezak

Michael Slezak is a senior writer for EW.

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Published on September 14, 2005 12:00PM EDT
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(to the tune of ”Hit Me Baby One More Time”)

  • Oh bay-bay, bay-bay, PopWatch is all a-quiver
  • Oh pretty bay-bay, Us mag says Britney has delivered
  • I must shout out
  • That an ounce of doubt
  • Is killing me now
  • I’m not certain I believe
  • That the baby is here
  • Star and People online:
  • Please confirm this one more time!

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