TV Article Morning Bite: How I Met Your Mother By EW Staff Published on March 19, 2013 02:14PM EDT Submitted by AllieCard: “Barney, I wouldn’t live here even if you scrubbed every inch of this place with Purell, amoxicillin, and holy water.” — Ted (Josh Radnor) talking about Barney’s apartment on How I Met Your Mother Check out the rest of your bites from Monday March 18 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite! Read more: Morning Bites How I Met Your Mother recap: The Fortress of Barnitude Dancing with the Stars recap: Will you accept this pose?