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HI!
I'MFEZ SYMBOLGRINKLE STINLEY PINES! YOU KNOW, THE HUMAN? THE ONE THAT PUNCHED OUT THE DREAM DEMON BILL CIPHER (WHO I AM NOT)? MY HUSBANDOS ARE MARIO HEAD AND CAPITAL B., AND MY WAIFUS ARE GRUNTILDA (THE REAL DEAL, THOUGH; NONE OF THAT "GAME OVER" BULLSHIT) AND MS. FORTUNE. YOU KNOW, THE SKULLGIRL? THAT ONE. I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH SATAN, THE GRIM REAPER, CTHULHU, THE BOGEYMAN, AND JUST ABOUT EVERY HUMAN BEING IN HUMAN HISTORY (WHICH I KNOW A LOT ABOUT, SINCE I AM INDEED A HUMAN. NOT THAT THAT PART WAS EVER REALLY IN QUESTION, THOUGH), THAT COULD BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED AS "INFAMOUS." I LIKE EATING, DRINKING, SLEEPING, FULFILLING MY BODILY FUNCTIONS, AND NOT BEING POSSESSED BY BILL. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT LAST THING, EVER AGAIN, ANYWAYS. AFTER ALL,SIX FINGERSGRINKLE FIRD FILBRICK PINES ERASED MY MEMORIES, ERASING BILL IN THE PROCESS! BUT HEY, IT'S NOT SO BAD! AFTER ALL, MY MEMORIES SOMEHOW CAME FLOODING BACK AGAIN, SOON AFTERWARDS! AND, I HAVE NO DOUBT IN THE WORLD, THAT IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID DREAM DEMON GUY COMING BACK WITH A RESURRECTION SPELL! NO, IT'S NOT LIKE BILL WAS PREPARED, OR ANYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE, IN HIS OVER TRILLION YEARS OF EXISTING, HE MIGHT'VE PREPARED IN ADVANCE FOR EVERY POSSIBLE SCENARIO, ALWAYS THINKING UP A CLEVER BACKUP PLAN FOR IN CASE HE'S EVER OUTSMARTED BY A HUMAN OR OTHER MORTAL OR ANYTHING! IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF THAT'S POSSIBLE! SO YEAH, I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY BEING A HUMAN! (THE GREAT UNCLE OFPINE TREEDIPPER &SHOOTING STARMABEL, AND BROTHER OF GENIUS JOURNAL AUTHOR STINFORD FILBRICK PINES, SPECIFICALLY.) WHILE YOU GUYS CAN SIT BACK AND ENJOY ALSO BEING HUMANS AND NOT DREAM DEMONS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME, ENJOYING WATCHING ME BE A NON-DEMON HUMAN, AS WELL! SEE YA!A-X-O-L-O-T-L
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