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'Minecraft' Movie Trailer Releases, Appalls Seemingly Everyone On Social Media
A trailercore "Magical Mystery Tour," jarring CGI and "Yeah, THAT just happened"-quality dialogue blend to make what some are calling a new benchmark in terrible trailers.
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Texas 6th Grader To Appear In Court Today For Quoting Riff Raff's 'My Main Goal Is To Blow Up' Meme
Apparently saying, "My main goal is to blow up" doesn't fly in schools.
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Nintendo Explains The 'Zelda Canon,' Declares 'Breath Of The Wild' And 'Tears Of The Kingdom' Are Completely Separate From The Rest Of The Series
While this is technically old news to Zelda scholars, many are taking it as a sign that the pursuit of crafting "canon timelines" is folly.
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Somehow, Controversial Figure Jacob Wohl Has Returned, And He's Running A Startup Trying To Integrate AI Into Lobbying
The bumbling felon, best known for pushing cockamamie hoaxes and running a robocall scheme aimed to suppress the Democratic vote in 2020, has returned for a cameo in the 2024 United States Presidential Election.
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A 'Lost Song' Mystery Has Been Solved, As A Demo That's Baffled Reddit For Years Ends Up On K-Pop Singer Tzuyu's Upcoming EP
Reddit's "lost media" detectives were baffled and delighted when the answer to a decade-long mystery simply materialized in an unlikely place.
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In What Social Media Sees As Potential Sign Of The End Times, Capri-Sun Announces It Will Come In Bottles
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria," things of that nature.
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J.D. Vance Doubles Down On His Distaste For His Children's Love Of 'Pokémon,' Begs His Mom To Stop Sending Them Pokémon Cards
Republican VP candidate Vance has once again discussed being annoyed by his children's interests in an attempt to appeal to voters.
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Donald Trump Astounds Social Media By Dropping Advertisement For Collectible 'Trump Cards' In The Middle Of Campaign
"You know, they're calling me the 'Crypto President.' I don't know if that's true or not, but a lot of people are saying it."
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Neither Kim Jong-un Nor His Family Are Jewish, Contrary To Baffling Thread Going Viral On Twitter
Did you know Kim Jong Un is Jewish? No? That's because he isn't.
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Kazuma Kiryu Stomps On 'Hollow Knight' Fans Hopes As 'Yakuza Kiwami' Takes Headlining Slot Over 'Silksong' At Today's Nintendo Direct
You're never going to believe this, but _Silksong_ didn't get announced at today's Nintendo Direct.
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Haliey Welch Has Begun Posting Pro-X Memes, Leading To Fears That 'Hawk Tuah' Is Pivoting Right
Somehow, Hawk Tuah is still causing discourse in August 2024 due to Welch's inscrutable posting.
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Ronda Rousey Finally Apologizes For Sharing Sandy Hook 'Truther' Content 11 Years Ago, And Many Think It's Actually A Pretty Good Apology
The apology came after Rousey was decimated about supposedly being a Sandy Hook truther during a recent Reddit AMA.