May 20, 2005

AD VISIONARIES SEE BEYOND FEES

Faced with shrinking fees and looming threats to their traditional business, ad agencies are looking to tie how much they're paid to the success of the campaigns they develop. For...

INSTINET SLAMS STOCK DEALERS

One of the biggest threats to getting the best price for your stock trade are the proprietary trading desks of large Wall Street dealers, said Ed Nicoll, the CEO of...

MORTGAGES WORRYING GREENSPAN

Alan Greenspan is worried that no one is really heeding his warnings that America's $7.6 trillion home mortgage universe is so dangerously bloated it could sink our economy in a...

AD AGENCY TRIES EBAY FOR MERGER

With New York ad agency Mad Dogs & Englishmen closing up shop at the end of this month, a spin-off venture called Mad Injection figures it has nothing to lose...

SILENT PARTNERS - MORGAN BOUGHT OFF PERELLA, MEGUID FOR $6.4M

Money may not buy love, but $6.4 million of it will keep two bigtime Morgan Stanley executives from scheming against the firm when they depart in a few weeks, according...

RADAR HITS RELAUNCH TARGET - PARTY HIGHLIGHT: GAWKER'S DENTON GETS PIE IN EYE

CONTROVERSY flared at the Radar launch party when Gawker founder Nick Denton was hit with a creamy gooey pie as he sidled up next to magazine founder Maer Roshan for...

NETFLIX DVDS AT WAL-MART

Netflix is taking over Wal-Mart's struggling online DVD rental business. While the move is not expected to add much to Netflix's existing 3 million-subscriber business, it does eliminate a possible...

TRUMP TAKES KENDRA - GAL WINS 'APPRENTICE'

KENDRA TODD nailed the most grueling job interview of all last night - snagging a job working for Donald Trump. The Donald picked Todd, a real-estate broker from Boynton Beach,...

FOX VAMPS UP FBI FOR FALL

ANGEL is back. Sort of. David Boreanaz, who became famous as the blood-sucking vampire with a good heart on "Angel," will play a crime-busting FBI guy on Fox's new drama...

'I PICKED NEXT CAST': TRUMP

NEXT fall's class of Trump wannabes on "The Apprentice" was personally selected by The Donald. "For season four, I went to Los Angeles," Donald Trump told Regis Philbin on yesterday's...

SHAME OF NATIONS

AT least 246 million children around the world are forced to work for a living, almost always in appalling and sometimes life-threatening conditions, according to Len Morris' earnest documentary "Stolen...

CANDID CAMERAMAN SHOOTS HIS DAD

'TELL Them Who You Are" starts with a friendly disagreement between Haskell Wexler and son Mark. "Whatever happens in this room is going to happen in this room," the 82-year-old...

BD+]]HELLUVA WASTE

'WELCOME to Professor Schrader's course in comparative film studies," quipped director Paul Schrader at a press screening of "Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist." That title may sound familiar, since an...

BIRD IS THE WORD

WHEN he was a sixth-grade skater-boy and break dancer, Chicago musician Andrew Bird loved the Police. But by the time he hit high school, he had given up on "Roxanne"...

VONZIE'S CINDERELLA STORY GOES ON

'AMERICAN Idol" hopeful Vonzell Solomon could sure carry a tune - but won't ever have to carry a mail sack again. The 21-year-old letter carrier from Ft. Myers, Fla., who...

BULLY ON B'WAY - 'DOUBT' VS. 'PILLOWMAN' TONY FIGHT GETTING UGLY

IT'S gangland war, Shubert Alley style. Bill Haber, the hard-charging Broadway producer and co-founder of Creative Artists Agency, has launched a ferocious campaign to win the Tony Award for his...

BALLISTIC BRUCE - CURSES OUT NOISY JERSEY FANS

JERSEY'S favorite son - Bruce Springsteen - lost it last night at the Meadowlands, cursing angrily at noisy fans who wouldn't keep their mouths shut while he was performing his...

ONE LAST SHOT - 'DEADWOOD'S' [....] FINALE KILLS - LITERALLY

THERE'S going to be hell to pay when "Deadwood" winds up this Sunday night. Not just hell to pay among the rogues, the whores, the thieves, the killers, the bad...

STARR REPORT

40,000 and change So it turns out that the gap between "Today" and "GMA" wasn't 70,000 viewers last week - it was a lot less. "GMA" closed the gap with...

KENDRA WINS 'APPRENTICE'

KENDRA TODD nailed the most grueling job interview of all last night - snagging a job working for Donald Trump. The Donald picked Todd, a real-estate broker from Boynton Beach,...

VONZIE'S CINDERELLA STORY GOES ON - FROM THE POST OFFICE TO 'IDOL' FAME

'AMERICAN Idol" hopeful Vonzell Solomon could sure carry a tune - but won't ever have to carry a mail sack again. The 21-year-old letter carrier from Ft. Myers, Fla., who...

PASTIE TREAT - ADDING SOME BUMP TO THE DAILY GRIND

It's 10 o'clock in the morning at the Albee Dance Studio in Brooklyn, and the World Famous Pontani Sisters are about to teach me the secrets of burlesque dancing. I...

WHEN DOVES CRY - MEDIOCRE SHOW FAILS TO ENGAGE FULL HOUSE

THE DOVES SOME bands soar when they play live, and others nest best in the studio - like the Doves, who laid an egg at the first of their two-show...

WE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE - JUSTICE FOR KIN AS DELIVERY TEEN'S KILLER GETS LIFE

Huang Chen was proud that his sister had landed a job as a ticket agent at JFK Airport, finally leaving behind the grease, heat and irate customers at the family's...

GOTTI LOSES BID FOR A NEW TRIAL

A federal judge showed Peter Gotti who was boss yesterday by rejecting the convicted mobster's bid for a new trial. A federal jury convicted Gotti last December of plotting to...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Hold your nose when you borrow books from two libraries in Ohio. Cops say a sicko has been urinating on rows of books at the Aurora Memorial Library in Portage...

GEORGE-OUS $ILVERWARE - WASHINGTON MEMORABILIA FETCHES 490G

We cannot tell a lie - silverware once owned by George Washington sold for a small fortune yesterday. Six historic items belonging to the Father of Our Country were auctioned...

MTA'S RIDE $LIDE - BUDGET OFF TARGET

Revenues on city subways and buses are nearly $2 million below what had been forecast for this year, according to the chief of New York City Transit, who yesterday put...

W'CHESTER RAPE RAP DINGING WRONG BELL

A Westchester man said his company is losing business because he shares a name with a man suspected of raping a child. For 25 years, Bell Heating and Air Conditioning...

YOU'RE BUSS-TED, MIKE - HOUSING DEAL SEALED WITH A KISS

This is the kiss that could be worth thousands of votes. Bertha Lewis, executive director of the liberal grassroots organization ACORN, planted a big fat smooch on Republican Mayor Bloomberg...

BRIDE-TO-BE FINDS HER FIELD OF DREAMS

In a proposal that left a Jersey girl's head in the clouds, Kenn Van Nest asked for her hand in marriage 800 feet in the air. The 31-year-old had told...

DEATH-SHIP LADY RECRUITED GANG: WITNESS

An accused alien smuggler involved in the ill-fated Golden Venture Voyage that killed 10 people used vicious Chinatown gang members in her operations - even after they twice robbed her...

GRAND JURY STEPS UP IN 'MIDGET-BASHING'

A grand jury made short order of a Brighton Beach man yesterday, indicting him for terrorizing his neighbors - a midget mother and daughter. The Brooklyn Criminal Court indictment is...

HERO EMTS LIFE OF THE PARTY

New York's luckiest patients - some brought back from the brink of death - got a chance to thank their saviors at the 11th annual Second Chance Brunch honoring paramedics....

MARKET FAILURE - THE 'COMPETITION' DEFENDS NEWSWEEK

PRESIDENTIAL spokesman Scott McClellan said a dumb thing the other day. Talking about the Newsweek squib about the purported desecration of the Koran that caused murderous riots in Afghanistan and...

MOM-KILLER, 16, PLEADS GUILTY

A 16-year-old Long Island boy charged last year with fatally stabbing his mother, a city correction captain, has entered a surprise guilty plea to a single charge of intentional murder....

THE KING OF FLOP - JACKO JUDGE BARS LARRY'S ZINGER

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Talk-show titan Larry King lost his chance to rock the Michael Jackson sex trial yesterday, when a judge ruled he couldn't tell jurors about hearing a...

N.Y. SENS. RAISE HELI OVER CONN. COPTER BID

WASHINGTON - A fresh outbreak of New York-Connecticut border wars has Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Charles Schumer vowing to stop the latest "backdoor" bid to stall New York's contract...

CITY BUDGET WOES COMING: WATCHDOG

The good times for the city's budget are about to end, a fiscal monitor warned yesterday. The Independent Budget Office said the city has been able to make ends meet...

BIZ OWNERS RELIEVED BY POTTY BREAK

Business owners who had strongly opposed the city's "potty parity" proposal - mandating two ladies' bathroom stalls for every guys' john - breathed a sigh of relief yesterday after learning...

PIERCE IS HOT ON HIS WIFE'S HEELS

Hey, James Bond - you're busted! Pierce Brosnan - whose Agent 007 is usually seen bedding gorgeous women and sipping martinis that are shaken, not stirred - certainly looks every...

HOSPITAL GAVE EVIL A FREE PASS

THE Beast of Bellevue did not act alone. The human filth who plucked a little girl from her hospital bed - beating and sexually attacking the child before leaving her...

CHAIR-BASH BRAVEST IS FIRED

Michael Silvestri, the Staten Island firefighter who belted another fireman with a chair during a wild firehouse brawl, was terminated by the Fire Department yesterday, officials said. Silvestri, a 17-year...

MIFFED MIKE HITS HOSP IN PAP MESS

Mayor Bloomberg blamed a "breakdown in management" yesterday for a city-run hospital's failure to inform hundreds of women of their abnormal Pap-test results - and hinted that a shake-up loomed....

HUGGY GOV'S TALL ORDER - LIBESKIND JOINS SHOW OF LOVE FOR WTC ARTS CENTER

What will Libby Pataki and Nina Libeskind say when they see their husbands locked in this loving embrace? Two unlikely lovebirds, Gov. Pataki and Ground Zero master planner Daniel Libeskind,...

BELLEVUE GIRL IN BRAVE FACE-OFF

She was lying in her hospital bed in Bellevue's pediatric ward with an intravenous needle in her arm for antibiotics, medicine for her swollen, infected left eye. "Then I remember...

STORY'S A GOOD READ - HOW SCORES GOT TURNED AROUND

City fourth-graders made monumental strides this year on state reading and writing exams, posting the highest one-year increase since testing began in 1999. So how did they do it? Principals,...

BRONX DRIVER DECAPITATED

A driver's head was torn off by a roadway support column in The Bronx yesterday as he leaned out of his minivan's window to see if he could fit between...

TWO CHARGED IN GANG RAPE

Two Queens men were charged yesterday with the horrific gang rape of a 14-year-old girl they allegedly dragged from a grocery store to a basement where she was raped and...

DARK $IDE OF 'SITH' - VIDEO PIRATES AMOK

The hot new "Star Wars" flick has conjured up some villains to go alongside Darth Vader - video pirates. Hours before opening in sold-out theaters around the world yesterday, a...

BROOKLYN CAVE-IN - 11 WORKERS HURT IN BUILDING COLLAPSE

Eleven construction workers were showered by an avalanche of bricks, cinderblocks and plywood yesterday after part of a Brooklyn building collapsed on them while they were bricking a wall. All...

PATAKI GIVES POLS BIG CHILL OVER STADIUM GRILL

ALBANY - The dispute over the proposed West Side stadium escalated yesterday as legislative leaders demanded that Gov. Pataki answer a detailed list of questions about the project, and the...

HILL AIDE IN FURY OVER $$ - TED KIN BARES GALA RAGE

LOS ANGELES - One of Hillary Rodham Clinton's top aides threw a hissy fit over the high costs of an extravagant Hollywood fund-raiser - which netted her Senate campaign a...

GIRL TAKING ON BELLEVUE BEAST

She was lying in her hospital bed in Bellevue's pediatric ward, an intravenous needle in her arm awaiting the next dose of antibiotics - medicine for her swollen, infected left...

MIKE HITS HOSP IN PAP MESS

Mayor Bloomberg blamed a "breakdown in management" yesterday for a city-run hospital's failure to inform hundreds of women of their abnormal Pap-test results. His comments came two days after the...

BIZ FOLKS RELIEVED BY POTTY BREAK

Business owners who had strongly opposed the city's "potty parity" proposal - mandating two ladies' bathroom stalls for every guys' john - breathed a sigh of relief yesterday after learning...

'UNLIMITED' RIDERS JOLT MTA BUDGET

Revenues on city subways and buses are nearly $2 million below what had been forecast for this year, according to NYC Transit, which yesterday pinned the revenue dip on unlimited-ride...

B'KLYN 'THRAX SCARE SHUTS E.R.

An anthrax scare forced cops to shut the emergency room of a Brooklyn hospital for two hours last night after a woman showed up with an envelope containing an unidentified...

TRAGIC SARAH ANNIVERSARY

Family and friends of slain Juilliard student Sarah Fox marked the first anniversary of her disappearance with a prayer vigil in her Inwood neighborhood yesterday. They met at Good Shepherd...

911 'LAW' FOR 'NET PHONES

Federal regulators yesterday moved to bring law and order to the fast-growing Internet telephone industry. The so-called "voice over Internet" protocol, or VoIP, telephone companies must provide enhanced 911 service...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Manhattan * A man made off with about $6,000 after sticking up a Washington Heights bank, authorities said yesterday. The unidentified robber walked into the Chase branch on Fort Washington...

NO-SHOW LINDSAY JILTS GIFF

People who attended Gifford Miller's fundraiser last night because they believed a report that 18-year-old sexpot Lindsay Lohan would show up had to settle for - Gifford Miller. The rail-thin...

HERO EMTS ARE LIFE OF THE PARTY - PATIENTS THANK SAVIORS

New York's luckiest patients - some brought back from the brink of death - got a chance to thank their saviors at the 11th annual Second Chance Brunch honoring paramedics....

FERRY HUB AHOY - TERMINAL LAUNCH ON STATEN IS.

Mayor Bloomberg and other dignitaries will be cutting the ribbon on the new Staten Island Ferry Terminal today. The new design is a clear improvement over the dank, dark space...

HILL AIDE'S GALA STORM - TED'S KIN TESTIFIES OF $$ RAGE

LOS ANGELES - One of Hillary Rodham Clinton's top aides threw a hissy fit over the high costs of a extravagant Hollywood fund-raiser - which laid an egg by netting...

SADDAM'S LIFE IS A HARD CELL - JAIL PIX SHOW SOCK-WASHING IRAQ -BUTCHER

Saddam Hussein is living out every dictator's worst nightmare - stripped of power and, as seen on Page 1, stripped to his underwear. These remarkable photos, published today by The...

BAT-SMASH ROAD RAGE ON UPPER E. SIDE

A passenger in a truck cracked a cyclist in the head with a baseball bat on the Upper East Side yesterday in a fit of road rage, police said. The...

GANG BOSS RATS OUT 'SMUGGLER'

An accused alien-smuggler involved in the ill-fated Golden Venture Voyage that killed 10 people used vicious Chinatown gang members in her operations - even after they twice robbed her Brooklyn...

CHAIR-BASH BRAVEST FIRED

Michael Silvestri, the Staten Island firefighter who belted another fireman with a chair during a wild firehouse brawl, was fired by the Fire Department yesterday, officials said. Silvestri, a 17-year...

2 CHARGED IN HEINOUS GANG RAPE

Two Queens men were charged yesterday with the horrific gang rape of a 14-year-old girl they allegedly dragged from a grocery store to a basement where she was raped and...

CHUCK & HILL MAD AS HELI AT CONN. BID

A fresh outbreak of New York-Connecticut border wars has Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Charles Schumer vowing to stop the latest "backdoor" bid to stall New York's contract to build...

TV FAILS TO GET THE PICTURE

ITEM: TV will never put newspapers out of business, Part I. The big story from the ninth inning of Tuesday's Reds-Mets on FSN-New York was that Braden Looper, with a...

'GALAXY' WILL GUIDE 'EM

BALTIMORE - With their confidence shaken, their pockets emptied and their hopes barely flickering, America's horseplayers will knuckle down and attempt the comeback of the new millennium in tomorrow's Preakness...

FUNNY CIDE LEADS FIELD FOR SPECIAL

BALTIMORE - FunnyCide returns to the scene of his memorable 9 3/4-length romp in the 2002 Preakness today when he tackles a strong field of handicap horses in the 39th...

LUKAS: PARITY OR PARODY

NOTEBOOK BALTIMORE - No living trainer has started more horses in the Preakness (30 since 1980) or saddled more winners (five) than D. Wayne Lukas. So you'd think the legendary...

TAR HEELS' COACH GETS WINGED FOOT

Last winter North Carolina coach Roy Williams finally won his elusive first national championship, putting some of the luster back on the proud Tar Heel program. This coming winter, he'll...

STARKS SHOOTS FOR LOTTO LUCK

John Starks can't bring the defensive tenacity the Knicks desperately need. But he can try to bring the Knicks luck Tuesday in Secaucus when they participate in the NBA Draft...

STERN WARNING ON NBA LOCKOUT

WASHINGTON - With talks between the NBA and the players' union currently at a standstill, commissioner David Stern said yesterday he fears the two sides may not reach a new...

EXPERTS USE THEIR HORSE SENSE

Horsemen at Belmont Park figure tomorrow's 130th running of the Preakness Stakes at Pimlico will be a two-horse race between Derby winner Giacomo and Afleet Alex. Here's what they had...

RULING CLASS - SUN KING HAS PEDIGREE FOR VICTORY

BALTIMORE - It will be deja vu all over again in tomorrow's 130th Preakness Stakes for Nick Zito, the Yogi Berra of horse trainers, when his colt Sun King rebounds...

SINKING UNDER PAPER WEIGHTS

PASSENGERS expect their charter boat captains to know the rules of the road, to be sober, and to equip their vessels with safety gear. But must the regulations require the...

CREAMER'S GOT SOME WORK TO DO

Paula Creamer graduates from high school next Thursday down in Florida. Before that memorable occasion, though, the 18-year-old California native has some other important things to tend to - things...

SIERRA TO REJOIN YANKS

Joe Torre's bench will receive more muscle tonight in time for the Subway Series when switch-hitter Ruben Sierra is activated from the disabled list. Sierra yesterday finished a four-game stint...

DOUBLE BILLING - 'ROID TALKS PROMPT ACTION

WASHINGTON - During another round of steroids hearings yesterday, several congressmen promised action on the issue is right around the corner. The leadership of the House Government Reform Committee said...

COMPETING LEGISLATION FLIES IN TEETH OF SENSE

WASHINGTON - If you really believe more kids take drugs because a few professional athletes have been caught using them, perhaps you can justify Congress drafting health and safety laws...

FLUKE TOURNAMENT IS ON TAP

The Jersey Coast Anglers Association (JCAA) Fluke Tournament will be held statewide on June 11. The JCAA says well over 300 boats are signed up already and the total will...

NIGHTMARE DQ FOR 'DREAM'

Jockey Norberto Arroyo Jr. was suspended seven days for careless riding in the fourth race on Wednesday. Having appealed, a stay has been granted. Apprentice Rigoberto Sepulveda Jr. was fined...

AGENTS OF AVARICE

I KNEW things were getting a bit out of whack on the NBA labor front when David Stern told me from now on he's only negotiating with Dave Chappelle. I...

MONELL MIGHT MAKE IT TO DAD'S FIELD OF DREAMS

If Johnny Monell gets drafted high enough that he passes up junior college and goes straight to the pros, he thinks he will have an advantage over many of his...

TROJANS TUNE UP FOR PLAYOFFS

H.S. BASEBALL: GW 15 - N. Thomas 5 After winning its division title for the 22nd consecutive year on Wednesday, George Washington coach Steve Mandl wanted to use yesterday's game...

NHL, UNION WORK OT

The NHL and the NHL Players Association are putting in big time trying to end the eight-month lockout as if they're facing a deadline bigger than the one that scrapped...

NHL TALKS GO OVERTIME

It's about time. But if time was all it was about, the NHL lockout would be on the way to over, and it's not. Finally back to 'round-the-clock negotiations, the...

BETWEEN BOSS & HARD PLACE: KAY 'CAN'T WIN' IN GEORGE SCHMOOZE

Since George Steinbrenner is essentially his boss, the YES Network's Michael Kay knew he was in an impossible situation when he interviewed Steinbrenner for Sunday night's CenterStage. "I think it...

GIACO-NO!EXPERTS DOWN ON DERBY CHAMP IN PREAKNESS

Saturday Preakness 5 p.m., NBC NBC racing expert Bob Neumeier doesn't know who is going to win the Preakness on Saturday, but he has a pretty good idea who won't....

MARCHAND'S MATCHUP OF THE WEEK

Yankees vs. Mets (Whichhas a better radio-cast?) Tuesday, after giving Jason Giambi's homer the usual "high and far" treatment, Yankee radio play-by-player John Sterling said the ball "soared majestically." Analyst...

IN GOOD YEARS AND BAD, THIS NEVER GETS OLD

SURE, you could get cynical about all of this Subway Series business. You could talk about the Mets and Yankees currently residing in fourth place in their respective divisions. You...

5 QUESTIONS FOR TIM MCCARVER

This week, NYP TV Sports' Andrew Marchand spoke with Fox Sports baseball analyst Tim McCarver. McCarver, 63, and Fox begin their coverage Saturday with the Yankees and Mets. Q: With...

BRASS: CASHMAN IS STAYING

Yankees general partner Steve Swindall yesterday dismissed growing speculation that Brian Cashman will leave his Yankee GM post when his contract expires after the season, possibly to take a similar...

FOR THE SHORT TERM, GM'S SUDDEN MOVES CASH IN

BRIAN Cashman can never have what Omar Minaya was, at least, promised. For Minaya has autonomy while Cashman has autocracy - just it is not his autocracy. Disgraced by their...

THERE'S SIMPLY NO SUB-STITUTE - LET THE CLASH IN QUEENS BEGIN

This isn't just a meeting between rivals or a weekend series of games between two local clubs. That would be reducing its significance way too much. Because this weekend is...

JUST SHEA NO - YANKS UNDERWHELMED BY SUBWAY SERIES

Welcome to Baseball Armageddon Lite. Not even the presence of Pedro Martinez pitching Sunday can stir the emotions of the Yankees about playing the first three games of the Subway...

LIFE OF BRIAN - BRASS: CASHMAN IS STAYING

Yankees general partner Steve Swindall yesterday dismissed growing speculation that Brian Cashman will leave his Yankee GM post when his contract expires after the season, possibly to take a similar...

BETTOR'S GUIDE TO THE 130TH PREAKNESS STAKES

130th running; distance 13/16 miles; All starters carry 126 pounds; Total purse $1,000,000 Post time 6:15 p.m.; TV: Ch. 4, 5:00 p.m. Horses are listed in post position order. 1)...