August 3, 2005

PARTY HEARTY - SONYBMG BASH HAD SEX, DRUGS, ROCK 'N' ROLL: REPORT

The music industry, apparently, still knows how to party. Sex, check. Drugs, check. Rock 'n' roll, check. They were all present at a wild record label bash held in the...

HASBRO, NICK GO TO SUMMER CAMP

Eager to reach a captive audience of free-spending, affluent kids, major companies are now reaching into summer camps to promote new products. Every year, the camp industry persuades parents that...

WALL STREET'S GOT NOTHING ON A-ROD

Baseball's richest player, Alex Rodriguez, also scores big in trading on Wall Street - earning a tidy 35.4 percent return running his own portfolio. The Yankee star played trader for...

DEALS PROMPT CIALIS RUMOR

Senior executives at the company that makes the popular erectile dysfunction drug Cialis have inked new deals that could result in windfalls if the company gets acquired. ICOS CEO Paul...

RIVER TERR. SALE: $365M

THE Mighty Macklowes are getting a mighty fine price for River Terrace at 515 E. 72nd St. The 410-unit luxury residential building with pool, garage and medical space, is garnering...

CIBC TO PAY INVESTORS $2.4B IN ENRON SETTLEMENT

The Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce announced yesterday afternoon that it will pay investors $2.4 billion to resolve claims it helped defunct energy trader Enron Corp. disguise its financial condition....

INC., FAST CO. EXECS RESIGN

LOOKS like Morningstar's bil lionaire founder Joe Mansueto forget to nail down his top business side executives when he took over Inc. and Fast Company, from Gruner + Jahr USA....

CIALIS' EXEC PERKS GIVE RISE TO DEAL RUMORS

Senior executives at the company which makes the popular erectile dysfunction drug Cialis have inkednew deals that could result in windfalls if the company gets acquired. ICOS CEO Paul Clark,who...

OLDIE BUT GOODIE CSN TURNS HEADS

CROSBY, STILLS & NASH LOOKS are deceiving, especially when it comes to hippie icons Crosby, Stills & Nash. Who would guess these old gray studs could come close to what...

DAVE'SPAL: IT'S ALL OVER

IT'S over. At least that's what Dave Chappelle collaborator Charlie Murphy says about Comedy Central's wildly popular "Chappelle's Show," which has been on hiatus since last April, when Chappelle mysteriously...

FORK YOU, GQ! TAKE YOUR DISS OF NEW YORK FOOD AND CHOKE ON IT

NEW Yorkers who regard their hometown as the world's greatest dining destination, take note: Our "obnoxious" restaurant scene is notable mainly for "crappy" tomato sauce, a culinary heritage that "blows,"...

BUILD-A-BURGER: GET THE BEST ON A BUN

THERE must be 8 million hamburgers in the Naked City. But while the various styles make for delicious debate - grilled or griddled, plain or packed with toppings? - the...

GEE WHIZ, I'M A SUPERSTAR; CONFESSIONS OF ZHANG ZIYI

ZHANG Ziyi is an international film star, spokesmodel for Maybelline cosmetics and Pantene shampoo, Oscar presenter and a frequent final ist on lists of the world's most beau tiful women....

ON THE SIDE - YIPPEE FOR GRAMERCY PARK HOTEL

IAN Schrager is adding an Asian influence to his ambitious Gramercy Park Hotel project. Sources say the hip hotelier is bringing in restaurateur/club owner Jennie Yip to run the hotel's...

STRICTLY DANCING - GIVE TAVERN'S WEEKLY SALSA PARTY A WHIRL

TAVERN on the Green usually conjures up images of old New York, with fancy dinners and weddings being held in its magical Crystal Room. But come summer Mondays, the jewel...

'TRAILER' CHIC - 'EXTREME MAKEOVER' FOR MOBILE HOMES

"Trailer Fabulous" Tonight at 10 on MTV three stars HOW can you ignore a show with a tagline like, "Who put the fab in pre-fab?" No one,that 's who! And...

MAD ABOUT RUE - SARA HAS 'LESS' TO LOVE "LESS

LESS Than Perfect " star Sara Rue is just perfect the way she is. Rue,who appears on the ABC sitcom,has dropped at least 30 lbs.in the last three years,she told...

HOMER AND RICKY 'SWAP'

HOMER Simpson might lose his beloved Marge in a parody of "Wife Swap" next season. Yeah, right. In an episode of "The Simpsons" written by and starring British comedy icon...

STARR REPORT

Huston plays doctor Oscar winner Angelica Huston has signed on for three episodes of "Huff" as Dr. Lena Marlova, "an iconoclastic but brilliant psychiatrist known for her alternative therapies" who...

BLUE AWASH IN RED; NYPD MUSEUM CAN'T PAY BILLS AMID OWE WOE

The city's Police Museum is a deadbeat. Running up hundreds of thousands of dollars in red ink, the museum has stopped paying its bills, despite getting nearly $1 million a...

BX. TEACHER 'CONNECTS' KIDS TO HISTORY ; PREFERS ORIGINAL SOURCES TO TEXTBOOKS

When social-studies teacher Steve Bennett and his seventh-graders go on class trips they often take along the 20- by 30-foot flag their Bronx school bought after 9/11 to honor America....

POL THREATENED ME: RIVAL'S WIFE

A Queens City Council candidate surrendered to cops yesterday after the wife of an opponent claimed he pointed a gun at her, then threatened to kill her and her family...

GANGS DEFANGED - COPS SEIZE ARMS CACHE, BUST 14

Long Island police yesterday displayed an arsenal of weapons seized from gangs like the Killer Thugs and the Legion of Doom, which operate in two crime-ridden Suffolk County neighborhoods. The...

HILL'S JOINING GLOBAL WARM SWARM

WASHINGTON - Potential presidential contenders Sens. Hillary Clinton and John McCain are expected to mush through the Alaskan frontier together later this month for a firsthand look at the impacts...

TRUNK-KIDS TWIST ; COP BANGED ON CAR - BUT NEVER OPENED IT

A police officer searching for three missing boys in New Jersey "banged hard" on the car trunk but never looked inside, according to a new report that faults both the...

PORNY AL 'VICTIM' CUTS HIM A BREAK

Porcine pornmeister Al Goldstein found an unlikely benefactor yesterday: the same judge he'd once lewdly skewered in his now-defunct Screw magazine. Letting bygones be bygones, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Renee...

FREE-TRADE FIGHT:A NEW DEM DIVIDE

LAST week's free-trade vote had hidden meaning for the future of the Democratic Party. The House passed the Dominican Republic-Central American Free Trade Agreement (DR-CAFTA) by 217 to 215. Rep....

BOLTON REPORTS FOR DUTY AT U.N.

WASHINGTON - John Bolton formally presented his diplomatic credentials as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations to Secretary-General Kofi Annan yesterday as he dug in for his first full day...

MIKE TO GOV: SIGN ABORT-PILL BILL

Gov. Pataki should sign the emergency-contraception legislation, Mayor Bloomberg said yesterday. "I was disappointed that [Pataki indicated he would veto] the bill," said Bloomberg, who recently received the endorsement of...

BLOOMBERG'S 5-BORO JAUNT

Working to dispel criticism that he cares more about Manhattan, Mayor Bloomberg yesterday hit the road - making stops in every borough - and today he will scoop up a...

GAZA BOY KILLED AS TERRORIST MISSILES MISFIRE

JERUSALEM - An attempt by Palestinian terrorists to attack Israelis backfired yesterday when missiles aimed at Jewish protesters went off course and killed a 6-year-old Palestinian boy and wounded others....

DUCT TAPE TO RESCUE; SHUTTLE ASTRO WILL USE HOMEMADE TOOL TO SHEAR OFF TILE GAP FILLERS

It has come to this: The fate of the first shuttle flight since the Columbia disaster now hangs on a man with a pair of large tweezers and a jerry-built...

NYPD DAILY CRIME BLOTTER

BROOKLYN *** (lcf) An MTA bus inspector who allegedly fondled a girl in a Sheepshead Bay store was arrested by an off-duty NYPD detective who witnessed the incident, authorities said...

DAFT RAFT TEEN DUO RESCUED FROM HARBOR

Two reckless teens were rescued after setting sail in New York Harbor in a 5-foot inflatable raft, cops said yesterday. The pair, both 17, cast off into the Narrows from...

B'KLYN COP'S HIT-RUN DRIVER 'FESSES UP

The son of a Brooklyn minister admitted he knew he'd badly injured a cop after accidentally striking her with his car - but fled because he was worried about his...

PIRRO NIXES RACE AGAINST HILLARY

ALBANY - Westchester County District Attorney Jeanine Pirro has ruled out running against Hillary Rodham Clinton for the U.S. Senate, and instead is weighing a race for governor or attorney...

AUTOMAKERS OFF HOOK AS CONGRESS KILLS N.Y. LEASE LAW

WASHINGTON - Congress is putting the brakes on an antiquated New York law that critics said drove car-leasing companies out of the state. Congress has overturned a state law that...

20-YR. COMA GAL STAYED AWARE

Sarah Scantlin spent more than 20 years in a coma, but that didn't stop her from keeping up on current events. The 38-year-old Kansas woman revealed that she was able...

CAMPUS TO 'MIX' IT UP; COLUMBIA'S DIVER$ITY

Following months of complaints that it shrugged off anti-Semitism and professorial intimidation of Jewish students, Columbia University will announce today plans to spend $15 million to diversify its faculty. University...

TRAGIC MA UNAWARE ; NEWS OF BX. TRUCK TOT'S DEATH WOULD KILL HER, KIN FEAR

Tasha Gibbs would stop fighting for her life if she knew her happy, fun-loving 3-year-old son was dead - killed by the same truck that sent her to the hospital...

PAY UP, LEFTIES! CHARITY CALLS IN LOAN

Officials at the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club - under investigation for lending Air America radio nearly $900,000 - yesterday demanded that the left-wing network start repaying the money....

DRINKS WITH A TRYST; BOOZE FUELED 'SEX TEACH'

The randy Catholic-school teacher accused of having sex with students is an alcoholic who may have plied kids with booze on a school trip,authorities said yesterday. Sandra "Beth" Geisel, who...

POL 'CHECK'MATED; NORMAN IN NEW PLUNDER: DA

Embattled Brooklyn Democratic Party boss Clarence Norman repeatedly lined his pockets with donations slated for his Assembly re-election campaign and political club, the Brooklyn DA's Office said. Prosecutors filed a...

MIKE BLASTS SCIENTOLOGY; 'IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE'

Mayor Bloomberg yesterday slammed the Church of Scientology following reports that it pumped big bucks into a councilwoman's campaign for Manhattan borough president. "I don't think it's real science," Bloomberg...

CON KOZ STILL FREE - JUDGE OKS PRISON DELAY

The disgraced former heads of Tyco can enjoy another seven weeks of freedom. Ex-CEO Dennis Kozlowski and ex-CFO Mark Swartz, convicted in June of looting Tyco out of some $600...

SHE'S WELL-PO$TED; GAL STIFFED BY NEWS A 25G 'SCRATCH & WIN'NER

Aida Rodriguez is feeling fan-cash-tic and it's easy to see why: The scrappy Brooklyn grandmother has just scored a cool $25,000 in The Post's fabulous Mets Mania Scratch & Win...

FREDDY TV ADS HIT THE AIR

Front-runner Fernando Ferrer yesterday unveiled the first TV ads of any Democrat in the mayoral campaign - vowing to be a mayor "for all us, for a change." The two...

CROWNED HEAD CASE DUCKS JAIL

New York's tiara-toting "fake princess" - a shopaholic who pretended to be Saudi royalty - will be sent to a mental asylum instead of jail and will not have to...

TRAGIC MA UNAWARE; NEWS OF BX. TRUCK TOT'S DEATH WOULD KILL HER, KIN FEAR

Tasha Gibbs would stop fighting for her life if she knew her happy, fun-loving 3-year-old son was dead - killed by the same truck that sent her to the hospital...

PORNY AL'S VICTIM CUTS HIM BREAK

Porcine pornmeister Al Goldstein found an unlikely benefactor yesterday: the same judge he'd once lewdly skewered in his now-defunct Screw magazine. Letting bygones be bygones, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Renee...

'SLAY WIFE' AGONY; TELLS OF SUICIDE BID

Trapped in a nightmare marriage in which she was forced to satisfy her drug-fueled hubby's sick sexual demands at a moment's notice, the wife accused of killing Merrill Lynch banker...

CROWN HTS. JEW BEATEN BY 3 BLACKS

A Hasidic man was attacked by three black men spewing anti-Semitic slurs at him as he walked to his Crown Heights home, police said yesterday. Arie Grudka, 50, was punched...

GOTTI JURORS DUMB-Y UP; IGNORANCE SHOCKING TO JUDGE

Jury selection for the racketeering trial of John "Junior" Gotti is shaping up to be a lot more like "Dumb and Dumber" than "The Godfather." Manhattan federal Judge Shira Scheindlin...

SCHOOL DEAN IN THEFT BUST

The dean of criminal justice at a Manhattan school was arrested yesterday for moonlighting as a phony pharmacist and pocketing $40,000 in stolen checks, police said. Lewis Webb, 43, of...

ALL SURVIVE JET FIREBALL ; * CRASH-LANDING IN TORONTO * 309 FLEE AMID SCREAMS

Passengers aboard a jumbo jet yesterday were amazed they all survived a harrowing crash amid a thunderstorm in Toronto, where the plane skidded off a runway on landing and burst...

MOM KILLED, BUT SON, 5, SURVIVES BX. CRASH

A woman was killed in a horrific crash on a Bronx highway yesterday, but miraculously, her 5-year- old son survived -even though he was thrown from the car. The driver...

FILTHY 'INCEST' JANITOR

A former Brooklyn elementary school janitor was arrested on charges of sex abuse and child endangerment yesterday after authorities uncovered a sickening trail of alleged incest and deceit involving at...

PAL ROBS DJ AS THUGS KILL HIM: COPS

A Brooklyn deejay was beaten and suffocated by two thugs in cahoots with his female roommate, who stole his sound equipment as he lay dying, sources said yesterday. The battered...

GANGS DEFANGED; L.I. COPS SEIZE HUGE ARMS CACHE

Long Island police yesterday displayed an arsenal of weapons seized from gangs like the Killer Thugs and the Legion of Doom, which operate in two crime-ridden Suffolk neighborhoods. The fearsome...

BOOST FOR N.Y. CAR LEASERS

WASHINGTON - Congress is putting the brakes on an antiquated New York law that critics said drove car-leasing companies out of the state. Congress has overturned a state law that...

SNITCH HITTER'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS JOB

COURTROOMS are full of know-it-alls, prosecutors, judges, defense attorneys and, yes, reporters. But yesterday, Judge Shira Scheindlin ruled, sort of officially, that Keith Porter knew too much. Scheindlin was screening...

BOY, 5, SURVIVES BX. CRASH THAT KILLS MOM

A 5-year-old boy thrown from a car in a horrific crash last night miraculously survived the accident, which killed his mother and left his dad fighting for his life, police...

TERRORISTS' MISSILE KILLS GAZA KID, 6

JERUSALEM - An attempt by Palestinian terrorists to attack Israelis backfired yesterday when missiles aimed at Jewish protesters went off course and killed a 6-year-old Palestinian boy and wounded others....

QNS. POL THREATENED TO KILL ME: RIVAL'S WIFE

A Queens City Council candidate surrendered to cops yesterday after the wife of an opponent claimed he pointed a gun at her, then threatened to kill her, police said yesterday....

WEIRD BUT TRUE

I did and I do. Minutes after pleading guilty to a gang-related stabbing death, Joshua Miracle got married in the same courtroom. Miracle, 26, who faces death or life in...

SHE'S WELL-PO$TED - GAL STIFFED BY NEWS A 25G 'SCRATCH & WIN'NER

Aida Rodriguez is feeling fan-cash-tic and it's easy to see why: The scrappy Brooklyn grandmother has just scored a cool $25,000 in The Post's fabulous Mets Mania Scratch & Win...

ALL SURVIVE JET FIREBALL: CRASH-LANDING IN TORONTO; 309 FLEE AMID SCREAMS

Passengers aboard a jumbo jet were amazed to be alive yesterday after they all survived a harrowing thunderstorm crash in Toronto, where the plane went off a runway on landing...

LEIT'S OUT EARLY - BOMBERS CAN'T OVERCOME AL'S IMPLOSION

INDIANS 6 YANKEES 5 CLEVELAND - The Yankees' rope couldn't be any slippery if it was soaked in baby oil. With the Dog Days of August upon us, the Yankees...

CAMERON: FORGET TRADE TALK

Mike Cameron insists none of this has anything to do with him proving to the Mets he belongs in Flushing, and none of this recent surge has anything to do...

DON'T BELIEVE RAFAEL'S AN IDIOT

RAFAEL Palmeiro cannot claim to be an idiot. That is no excuse or defense for him. That is an alibi for a desperate high-school kid from the inner city hoping...

CONGRESS COMES OUT SWINGING - AFTER PALMEIRO, CALLS ON UNION TO CLEAN UP ACT

In the wake of Rafael Palmeiro's failed steroids test, Rep. John Sweeney has a message for baseball union chief Donald Fehr: You're time's up. Sweeney (R-N.Y.) sent a letter to...

AD PUT GAME IN TOUGH SPOT

The failed drug test of Rafael Palmeiro put Major League Baseball in a difficult position when he reached the milestone of 3,000 hits on July 15. Traditionally, baseball and commissioner...

THORN: NETS LOOK BETTER THAN EVER

In 2002, the Nets went to the NBA Finals, then duplicated the feat the following season. And now, Rod Thorn, the architect of those teams, believes this season's gang might...

CAMERON STILL RILED BY TRADE RUMORS

If Mike Cameron was relieved he's still a Met after the passing of the trade deadline, he wasn't showing it yesterday. Cameron first said he didn't want to speak about...

BABY BOMBERS PASS 'ROID TESTS

The shockwaves of Monday's newest steroid controversy concerning the Orioles' Rafael Palmeiro have reached the New York Penn League. Former New York Yankee infielder and current Staten Island Yankee manager...

WAUTERS RAISING LIBS' LEVEL

Ann Wauters has been a pleasant surprise for the Liberty this season, becoming perhaps the team's most important player. "She's been terrific all year," head coach Patty Coyle said before...

METROS TAKE CUP SERIOUSLY

The last time the MetroStars played a U.S. Open Cup game without Amado Guevara, they were upset 1-0 in last July's opener at Charleston. They hope that painful lesson comes...

CLEAN STREAK - JASON NOT ON JUICE DURING BLISTERING JULY

CLEVELAND - According to multiple sources Jason Giambi's 14 July home runs weren't the product of performance enhancing drugs. While eyebrows were raised over Giambi's stellar July since he entered...

BERNIE'S DECLINE LEADS TO DECLINE

YANKEE NOTES CLEVELAND - To the surprise of nobody, the Yankees declined to pick up Bernie Williams' $15 million option for next year. Instead, Williams will receive the $3.5 million...

JAMES JOINS KNICKS

Keep Jerome James on the floor and you may have something. The key, of course, is keeping him on the floor. But the Knicks, who officially signed James yesterday with...

JETS RELIEVED FIEDLER'S HERE

If you feel a trifle more comfortable with Jay Fiedler backing up Chad Pennington than Quincy Carter, you're not alone. This is why, with the enigmatic Carter having departed the...

'ROID TALK THE RAGE - RAFFY CASE HOT TOPIC AMONG METS

Across the board, the Mets were shocked to learn of Rafael Palmeiro's 10-day suspension for flunking a steroid test. However, opinions ranged from coldly cynical to admittedly gullible regarding the...

TRACHSEL SEEMS ROTATION-BOUND

MET NOTES Omar Minaya said that Steve Trachsel's rehab starts have been staggered, in part, to line him up for his return to the Met rotation. But the Met GM...

MONITOR PRAISES NYRA'S CLEANUP

SARATOGA SPRINGS - The suits who run the New York Racing Association weren't high-fiving each other yet, but they could not suppress their glee yesterday when a court-appointed monitor gave...

BLUE BOOST: CB WEBSTER CHECKS IN

ALBANY - Word never quite made it down to Baton Rouge, La., where cornerback Corey Webster was anxiously awaiting news that his contract situation was squared away so he could...

JASON SHOWS CLEAN STREAK

CLEVELAND - According to multiple sources Jason Giambi's 14 July home runs weren't the product of performance enhancing drugs. While eyebrows were raised over Giambi's stellar July since he entered...

SCOTT: I'LL PICK TODAY

Norris Trophy holder Scott Niedermayer may choose from among four or five teams as early as today, he said last night. The Devils are still believed to be among the...

THRASHERS GIVE HOLIK $12.75M

It didn't take Bobby Holik long to choose Atlanta over New Jersey, about as long as it took the Rangers to spend the salary cap room they purchased by buying...

LIBERTY LIFELESS IN LOSS

Sun 72Liberty 65 Becky Hammon doesn't know why the Liberty continue to struggle at the Garden. Pat Coyle can't figure out why the team continues to lack energy. They both...

LEIT'S OUT EARLY ; BOMBERS CAN'T OVERCOME AL'S IMPLOSION

Indians 6 Yankees 5 CLEVELAND - Remember the jolt of adrenaline Al Leiter provided the Yankees in his first start? Recall how the Yankees were tickled about catching lightning in...

ISLES INK ZHITNIK

The Islanders would not have matched the $16 million deal Adrian Aucoin received from the Blackhawks yesterday, but according to GM Mike Milbury, the free-agent defenseman never even gave them...

FLOYD WON'T POINT FINGER AT PALMEIRO

MET NOTES Across the board, the Mets were shocked to learn of Rafael Palmeiro's 10-day suspension for steroid use. Yesterday, the most surprising moment was Cliff Floyd's tacit approval of...

PASS TO PIAZZAWITH BAGS FULL PLATES WINNER

11 INNINGS METS 9 BREWERS 8 Mike Piazza didn't start last night because Willie Randolph said he was "beat up." But sore back or not, Piazza was the last man...

BERNIE WON'T BE BACK

YANKEE NOTES CLEVELAND - To the surprise of nobody, the Yankees declined to pick up Bernie Williams' $15 million option for next year. Instead, Williams will receive the $3.5 million...