Sports

HONDO’S THREE-FOR-ALL

Hondo was a BLOC – Big Loser On Campus – as he did the ol’ double-draino yesterday with South Carolina and Wisconsin to cause the deficit to bal loon to 175 renfros.

Today, he’s triple-dipping with the Jags, Titans and Rockies. Ten units apiece.

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It’s a good thing Ted Kennedy had that blockage in his carotid artery surgically removed last week. It was starting to block the flow of alcohol to his brain.

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