December 9, 2007

Chance to end Skid and Streak

The Rangers have not been at their best, lately. To make another understatement, the Devils have been good. Tonight, the Blueshirts take on the streaking Devils hoping to put an...

Oscar Watch: Beantown Crix Go With 'No Country,' Langella, Cotillard

The Boston Society of Film Critic has chosen "No Country for Old Men,'' no doubt the first in a long string of awards from critics groups. (The Los Angeles Critics...

Bo(to)x Office: 'Golden Compass' Flop Tarnishes New Line, Nicole

It will take a few extra drinks to be merry at New Line's Christmas party tomorrow night after "The Golden Compass'' resoundingly bombed during its opening weekend. The $26 million...

Box Office: 'Juno' Rules!

The delightful "Juno'' scored one of the year's best limited openings, averaging $60,000 per venue at seven locations. Anecdotal evidence suggets this is the rare teen comedy that will strongly...

DVD Extra: The Big Box

Today in The Post, I review the gargantuan 110-disc collector's set that MGM has issued to celebrate the 90th anniversary of United Artists, which MGM is re-launching as a specialty...

DON'T MISS LIST

CATEGORY: COMEDY The crack-up After borrowing her father's car, Samantha (Christina Applegate) gets into an accident and afraid of his reaction -- tries to cover it up by pushing it...

MCDREAMY PLAYS THE FIELD

The secret to Patrick Dempsey's success is not his black Irish good looks. It's not his run-your-fingers-through-it hair. Rather, it's the crinkly-eyed, totally focused way he looks at his leading...

CHRISTOPHER SEES DEAD PEOPLE

Chick Benetto is a former Major League Baseball player whose wife has left him and whose daughter is estranged. He can't seem to hold down a job and in his...

I FEEL FAINT

Marie Osmond isn't the only woman fainting on television these days. One of the contestants from "Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants," a new beauty contest debuting Wednesday night at...

REEL GOOD

MARY POPPINS (1964) Monday, 7 p.m., ABC Family Julie Andrews is supercalifragilistic as the magical English nanny in this Disney classic about a cold banker's family that learns that life...

PRIMETIME

Welcome, friends, to another episode of "You Can't Make This Stuff Up." On the night of Nov. 28, NBC presented its annual two-hour Christmas tree-lighting show from Rockefeller Center. It's...

WORST YEAR EVER

Tom Brokaw not only smoked pot in the '60s, he inhaled too. "I talk about it in my book," the former anchor of "The NBC Nightly News" said on the...

COURT TV'S NAME CHANGE AIMS FOR TRUTH

What's in a name? I wondered the same thing when I began seeing the promo spots on Court TV announcing the network's name change to "truTV" on Jan. 1. So...

MY NEW YORK

Lauren Bacall's name alone conjures up the essence of Hollywood glamour and grace. Star of classics like "To Have and Have Not" and "The Big Sleep," she's one of the...

DRINK & BE MERRY

Chug for the children Village Pourhouse, 64 Third Ave.; (212) 979-2337 Kicking off a new holiday tradition, the Village Pourhouse will throw Beer Ball 2007 - a celebration of, well,...

WEB SLINGER

The Professor Brothers superdeluxe.com/static/pb After writer-animator Brad Neely accidentally sold the rights to his classic YouTube music video "George Washington" for $250 (it's a long story), he set out to...

HAUTE OF HEARING

MotoPure H12 Bluetooth Headset $99; direct.motorola.com Motorola's latest Bluetooth headset offers a diamond-cut metal housing and a sound-enhancing technology they've dubbed CrystalTalk. The system uses dual microphones and noise-canceling to...

NEW RELEASES

The Bourne Ultimatum Feature: 4 STARS Extras: 2 1/2 STARS (Universal, $29.98) Somehow the third chapter in the "Bourne" franchise manages to be even more riveting than the first two,...

THE BIG BOX

The 110-disc "United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection," out Tuesday, is the biggest and most expensive DVD set of them all - retailing for $870 and weighing in at a...

'HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX'

The fifth of seven planned "Harry Potter" films is the darkest yet, hinting at Harry's relationship with Valdemort and signaling a morbid turn in the series. Yet the double-disc DVD...

PURRFECT GIFTS

When doing your holiday shopping, please don't forget the family members that give the gift of unconditional love year-round: pets. Senior dogs and cats appreciate a heated bed to keep...

THE CAT LADY

THIS is the time of year when people start asking me how to keep their cat out of the Christmas tree. Before I answer the question, though, I want to...

ADOPT ME

Sylvia is a darling Yorkshire terrier, who at a year and a half old, is a perfect blend of energy and calm. Meet her from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m....

BOBBY'S INFLUENCE GOES ON AND ON

CHESS WHAT hath Bobby wrought? Nearly two decades ago, Bobby Fischer introduced a new kind of chess clock: Each time a player makes a move, seconds are added to the...

STUCK ON WU

AFTER playing manhunt, phone tag and mediator for almost 18 months, RZA got his wish: a reunited and focused Wu-Tang Clan, who unleashes their fifth studio album, "8 Diagrams," Tuesday....

WORLD RAP CHAMPIONSHIPS

Last week, the World Rap Championships arrived in New York to name the greatest amateur MC. Then somebody stole the title. After narrowing 300 global rhyme-spitters down to just 16,...

LET THEM HEAR CAKE

The list of bands able to cover Black Sabbath, Kenny Rogers and the Muppets on the same album while maintaining a coherent musical style can be counted on very few...

BITING THE APPLE

While the rest of America will no doubt flock to see Friday's "I Am Legend" for all the usual reasons - to see Will Smith, to be part of an...

THE KITE RUNNER

When adapting "The Kite Runner," a novel beloved by basically the entire world, it's important to nail the details. "There's a scene where the father is in the hospital," says...

Q&A: FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA

HE'S one of America's most revered and iconic filmmakers. Or for those of you under the age of 20, he's Sofia Coppola's dad! On Friday, after a 10-year absence, Francis...

ST. NICK'S FLICK PICKS

FROM a silent British thriller to the latest Hong Kong actioners, there are plenty of new DVDs for movie buffs on your Christmas gift list. The silent "A Cottage on...

UNITED ARTISTS 90TH ANNIVERSARY PRESTIGE COLLECTION

The 110-disc "United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection," out Tuesday, is the biggest and most expensive DVD set of them all - retailing for $870 and weighing in at 30...

PROOF POSITIVE

PLANTING cabernet sauvignon has been commonplace in Italy since the '70s. But in the small region of Carmignano, due west of Florence, winemakers had a head start - by about...

MAKING THE SCENE...

430 Lafayette St.; (212) 505-5111 Weeks from beginning its 25th year in business, this French-Vietnamese restaurant is a cultural and culinary landmark for the bourgeois-bohemian. Fittingly, the owners have started...

SLIDERS & 'DISCO' FRIES

Maxie's Grill 223 Park Avenue South; (212) 979-7800, angelo-maxies.com With the proliferation of burger joints we've seen over the past year (BLT Burger, Brgr, Stand), it was only a matter...

BRENNAN, 30, AND LOCKHART, 38

SEPT. 15 - When Walter Joseph Lockhart stole the affection of Jaime Lynn Brennan, he was never going to let her get away. "There were older men trying to pick...

FUERTES, 33, AND LEVINE, 30

OCT. 5 - When Michael Levine proposed to Marcela Fuertes, it was only seven months after he saved her life. While vacationing in Puerto Rico, Fuertes, a nurse manager at...

JONGEBLOED, 22, AND LAMONICA, 26

OCT. 27 - "I was a volunteer at the Glendale Volunteer Ambulance Corps, he was working for Parkway Hospital, and this poor old man was dying on the floor with...

LEMMON, 29 , AND FESCINA, 36

SEPT. 8 - In 2006, "Joe said he wanted to give me an early Valentine's Day present," recalls Sharon Lemmon, who at the time was sipping on a post-breakfast hot...

FELDER'S LATEST FOUL

A Queens judge facing possible sanctions for misconduct from the State Commission on Judicial Conduct tried unsuccessfully last week to derail the proceedings by charging racial bias on the part...

RANDI'S FAVORED HAT

United Federation of Teachers president Randi Weingarten last week abruptly declared that she was pulling out of a subsidized-housing agreement with the city. Under the plan, teachers would've been eligible...

DISAPPEARING KNIGHTLEY

Dear Keira: Welcome back. Most of us haven't seen you since "Pirates of the Incomprehensible Plot Developments 3: The Curse of the Rushed Script," and I always look forward to...

PRINCE OF THE CITY

After six years as deputy mayor for economic development, overseeing an extraordinarily ambitious agenda for rebuilding New York City, Daniel Doctoroff announced this week that he would be stepping down...

THE WORST OF FRIENDS

President Bush seemed at a loss for words this week when he was asked during a press conference if he would use his influence to help a Saudi rape victim...

AMERICAN GOTHAM

The day after Thanksgiving, as he sipped homemade moose chili at Skip's Gun Shop in New Hampshire, Fred Thompson - until this spring, arguably known to more Americans for his...

MORTGOUGE

"Mortgage Madness: Washington's Bailout Baloney" (Michelle Malkin, PostOpinion, Dec. 5) intentionally misconstrues the crisis in the subprime-mortgage market as one caused by irresponsible homeowners. That notion is an insult to...

UNLUCKY 7

Extending the No. 7 train to 11th Avenue is a foolhardy waste of money, and I am disappointed to see The Post supporting the overextension of a system that the...

TAKE A SEAT

The report, "A Seat of One's Own" was produced in response to the law that mandated the city of New York to produce a class-size-reduction plan for the lowest performing...

ABOVE THE LAW

CUNY's clinical programs teach us how to listen to clients, apply the law to real-life problems and advocate in court - the bar exam does not test these skills ("CUNY...

IT ADDS UP

Everyday Mathematics has become one of the nation's most successful math programs over the last 20 years ("'Fuzzy Math' Isn't Cuddly," Michelle Malkin, PostOpinion, Nov. 28). EM uses the most...

THINK LOCAL

I am mystified by William Kristol's conclusion in "NY's '08 Hopes" (PostOpinion, Dec. 5). Does he really think that electing a sanctimonious, condescending, liberal Massachusetts billionaire is something that New...

WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

For a brief time, Abdul Qadeer Khan became a cartoonish villain for Americans, with Jon Stewart yelling "Khhaaaaaaaaan!" when his face popped up on the screen. But husband-and-wife team Douglas...

GREAT HAUL OF CHINA

To wander down from SoHo, or up from the downtown courthouses into Chinatown is to be quickly and pleasantly overwhelmed. Certain streets seem to come from a different era and...

REQUIRED READING

Zugzwang by Ronan Bennett (Bloomsbury USA) For readers intrigued by Michael Chabon's use of chess in his super-imaginative "The Yiddish Policemen's Union," here's another novel that makes the Royal Game...

IN MY LIBRARY

There are two kinds of geeks. Software geeks, with their endless lines of code, password hacks and algorithms. And hardware geeks, with their soldering irons, circuit boards and Rube Goldberg...

WHAT LIES BENEATH

Here's a history test no one should fail: Name a president whose "only reading materials were government documents and Bible scriptures" and whose tenure was linked to an increasingly unpopular...

STUMBLING THROUGH THE BLOG OF WAR

The graphic novel "Shooting War," by freelance reporter and TV producer Anthony Lappe (writer) and online comics pioneer Dan Goldman (artist), tells the harrowing story of leftist Vlogger (video blogger)...

HARDLY THE SPICE OF LIFE

Here is a fun thing to know. At some point in school we were all taught that the reason Medieval Europeans so lusted after spices from The East was to...

RAPPER HIP HOPS TO NASDAQ

LUTHER Campbell has just accomplished something P. Diddy and Jay-Z have never done - taken his company public. The hip-hop legend - personally responsible for the "Parental Warning" on CDs...

HOUSE ON FIRE

The heat Countrywide Financial Corp.'s Angelo Mozilo is feeling recently isn't from a nearby sunlamp. Two bankruptcy judges have recently allowed federal investigators to grill Countrywide executives and pore over...

THIS WEEK'S WINNERS AND LOSERS

WINNERS MUHTAR KENT President of Coca-Cola Co. tapped to become CEO next July when E. Neville Isdell retires. STEVE SCHWARZMAN Private equity king must be smiling as Congress declares plan...

SOME WANT THEIR MTV

For the first time in more than two years television viewers want their MTV. The youth entertainment channel - chock full of reality programming - has climbed out of ratings...

RETIREMENT MAY BE TIC'ING BOMB

Anna Di Piazza thought she was making a sound investment last year when she sold her home in Brooklyn and put most of the proceeds - her life savings -...

NO MICKEY MOUSE

Michael "Mickey" Gooch owns 43 percent of one of the most successful brokers - GFI Group, which specializes in setting up trades of credit derivatives among titans like Merrill Lynch...

TO MORTGAGE OR INVEST, OR BOTH?

Dear John: I am now 55 years old and have received $200,000 from my recent divorce. I am getting conflicting advice as to how to proceed in buying a condo....

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SUBPRIME NYC CO-OP LOAN

To the rest of the country, New Yorkers may seem like an odd lot. We jaywalk with impunity, we order-out more than we cook in and we tend to wear...

BEWARE!

Credit card company executives came under fire last week for raising customers' interest rates without warning - moves that cost already-stressed consumers thousands of dollars a year in extra finance...

KIN VIGIL FOR SCAFFOLD BRO

Despite suffering several bone fractures and injuries to his kidneys, lungs, stomach and brain, the window washer who survived the 47-story fall that killed his half-brother miraculously clung to life...

KILLER IN '65 'ICEBOX' BLOODBATH OUT OF PRISON

Kazle Anthony - one of two killers who herded three Brooklyn butchers into a refrigerator, shot them in the head and whacked them with a meat cleaver in the sensational...

MYSPACE HOAX'S TRAGIC TWISTS

Aaron White was the new kid on the block making social strides. Three years ago, his hardworking father had saved and scrounged enough money to move the family into a...

THE MCGREEVEY IN THE MIDDLE

Little Jacqueline McGreevey is caught between a battling mom and dad who bicker over everything from her drop-off location and therapy fees to the church where she receives communion and...

$COTCH WHISKY

An anonymous New Yorker paid $54,000 for a rare bottle of 81-year-old single malt scotch whisky at a crowded Christie's auction yesterday, making it one of the most expensive bottles...

STATE FEARS TOXIC SPREAD IN QUEENS

A toxin found under the former Swingline stapler factory in Queens - a building that was once MoMA's temporary home - may have spread to neighboring buildings, according to state...

CHELSEA'S HIDING IN PLANE SIGHT

No one recognized the young woman in jeans sitting on the floor at La Guardia Airport's Gate C2 eating snack food and reading the paper. And clearly she wanted it...

GRAVE ERROR PUT RIGHT FOR BROOKE

A pink granite monument has finally restored a measure of Brooke Astor's legendary dignity, after months of dawdling by the son accused of swindling the beloved philanthropist. Almost a week...

SPITZ BOARD PAROLING MORE HARDCORE CONS

With three robbery convictions on his record, Derek Giddins could have spent the rest of his life behind bars. Instead, the 46-year-old ex-con went free this year. Just before midnight...

A DAY IN SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE

Julyo D'Agostino, a heterosexual, 28-year-old Italian artist, had no idea he would wake up gay and Greek one morning. Standing on a Chelsea street, fumbling with his unfamiliar bag, the...

'FABOLOUS' FELONS EYED IN CLUB STICKUP SPREE

A pro-hoops star, a New York Giants football player and a world champion boxer were all victims of a gang of thugs linked to rapper Fabolous, police said. The audacious...

B'KLYN EATERY THIEF SOUGHT

Cops in Brooklyn are looking to bust a Bensonhurst burglar responsible for brazenly breaking into businesses to steal cash and property. The suspect, described as white, and about 5-foot-9 and...

'NO-BAILOUT' BLUES

A federal plan to bail out homeowners struggling to make subprime mortgage payments is anything but a freeze-for-all: While it saves some New Yorkers from deepening debt, their next-door neighbors...

'BOMB-JAMMER' MAY THWART ROAD-KILL

A former cop and EMS paramedic has helped develop an anti-terror device to thwart deadly roadside bombings in Iraq and Afghanistan - and is working on a system that may...

GAL SLAIN IN PHONE FIGHT

A woman was killed yesterday on a Queens street corner following a bitter argument over a cellphone with a man she'd met in a bar only hours earlier, cops said....

'DEAD' MAN'S SECRET 'TOMB'

The back-from-the-dead British canoeist who resurfaced five years after vanishing spent most of his time as a "missing" person holed up in his home behind a closet. John Darwin, 57,...

$ICK MART FOR KIDNEYS

Jeffery Avila looks nervous. At 16, he's preparing to "donate" his kidney to a wealthy foreigner. "I am a bit worried," he admits, clutching his blood-type card, "but I haven't...

JUMPING JACK

Here's Johnny - 70, grayer and admittedly "not the kind of social gadabout I used to be." But Academy Award winner and unrepentant "scamp" Jack Nicholson boasts, "I'm as wild...

BUBBA'S PITCH TO BLACK DEMS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

CHARLESTON, SC - Former president Bill Clinton urged black Democrats yesterday to ignore Barack Obama's rich and most famous supporter and vote for Hillary in the Democratic primary here in...

SCRAWL OF SHAME

The chilling suicide note left behind by deranged Omaha mall gunman Robert Hawkins offers insight into the mind of a deeply depressed and self-centered teenager, shrinks said. The disturbing farewell...

BARACK'S SEAL OF 'O'-PPROVAL

Oprah is in the house. The daytime diva, whose talk show is watched by 7.7 million people every weekday, launched a campaign tour yesterday for Barack Obama - hoping that...

CRY FOR HELP IN PREEMIE SURGE

The number of premature babies born in the United States is continuing a dangerous rise, the March of Dimes reports. The National Center for Health Statistics last week released 2005...

TV QUEEN'S ROCKING THE DEM HOUSE

THEY all try to be hip and young and street. Presidential candidates on the stump, I mean. But yesterday's event in Des Moines with the queen of TV, Oprah Winfrey,...

CONGEST CRITIC IN 'FIRE' STORM

A VETERAN lobbyist trying to block Mayor Bloomberg's congestion-pricing plan has been caught parked illegally near City Hall - with a placard in his windshield from the firefighters' union. If...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK Midday Nos. Sat.: 176; Lucky Sum: 14 / Midday Win-4 Sat.: 6593; Lucky Sum: 23 / Evening Nos. Sat.: 540; Lucky Sum: 9 / Evening Win-4 Sat.: 4679;...

GET YOUR PHIL

TODAY EAGLES (-3) over Giants: For the opening 80 percent of the Bears game, Eli Manning was in December Swoon mode. Final 12 minutes made up for that, confirming Big...

RFA LOBBIES FOR FISHERIES

LOCAL politicians and representa tives of recreational anglers testified before Congress last week that changes need to be made in the rebuilding of our fisheries. On Wednesday, Jim Donofrio, executive...

WINTER MEETINGS OF DISCONTENT

* How can Mets GM Omar Minaya be considered for a contract extension? His only smart moves in the past year and a half have been signing Marlon Anderson and...

CHAMPING AT THE BIT

IF IT seems like an especially dry, arid time around here, well, that's because it is. If you're wondering if it's all in your imagination that we've seemed to hit...

NO SOPHOMORE JINX

The good people at the Downtown Athletic Club might find this blasphemous, but winning the Heisman Trophy wasn't Florida quarterback Tom Tebow's most impressive accomplishment this season. Nor will the...

MAKING HIS OWN MARK

LINCOLN, Neb. - As you push open the blue steel doors of the Ice Box, you are thrust back in time. This is an old-fashioned hockey barn. Directly through the...

HATT'S ALL FOLKS

LAS VEGAS - They chanted, "There's Only One Ricky Hatton." But the problem for Hatton and all his United Kingdom fans is, there's nobody like Floyd Mayweather Jr. In his...

SPORTS SHORTS

NFL: Bush out for Saints Saints running back Reggie Bush will not play tomorrow night in Atlanta because of a knee injury. He had been listed as questionable after an...

BLACKOUT!

THE dubious decision to not tell Stephon Marbury that his father had suffered what became a fatal heart attack Sunday until after the Suns-Knicks game wasn't the first such call...

PATS BRACE FOR STEELERS

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. - The seemingly invincible Patriots have shown chinks in their armor the past two weeks, and the rest of the NFL has noticed. How else to explain no-name...

ALL EYES ON LANDESBERG

Sylven Landesberg was at a college basketball game at Madison Square Garden last week when another fan noticed him sitting near courtside next to Irv Gotti. "I didn't know what...

THE RUMBLE

KLOTZ STILL HOT TO TROT Red Klotz, who by his own estimation lost a record 13,000 basketball games - all to the same team, the Harlem Globetrotters - during his...

A CLASSIC GARDEN DAY

Maggie Dixon would have been proud. She would have been proud at the level of play. She would have been proud of the intensity of the competition. And she would...

JUSTICE UNSERVED

A COUPLE weeks ago on Gary Bet tman's call-in radio show on XM Radio (no, there's no truth to the rumor that he, like his afternoon competition in New York...

TITANS READY TO TAKE CHARGE

THE PICKS TITANS (Pick) over Chargers: Tennessee's in a race with Cleveland for the final AFC playoff spot, and given the Browns' far-gentler schedule, Titans need to rack this one...

JARO-MIRED RANGERS NEED JAGR TO GET IN SYNC

The Yankees would not have made the playoffs if Alex Rodriguez had batted .272 with 24 home runs and 77 RBIs. The Rangers aren't going to make the playoffs if...

SERBY'S SUNDAY WITH...

The Post's Steve Serby chatted with the esteemed Giants vice president of medical services, who started with the club in 1976 as an intern and became head trainer in 1980....

IT'S ONE GIANT TURNPIKE FEUD

PHILADELPHIA - One more victory all but clinches a playoff spot for the Giants. One more loss all but ensures the Eagles of missing the postseason. No matter where, when...

BIG BLUE BRACING FOR BROTHERLY LOATHE

PHILADELPHIA - They were hardly warriors a year ago, much less the road warriors they have become, and the road warriors they will need to be today, more than at...

ELI SET FOR TOUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE

PHILADELPHIA - Eli Manning is expecting a tight game today against the Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field. After all, isn't that usually the case when these fierce rivals collide? "It's...

JETS TALKING A WIN STREAK

When you have won three times in 12 games, chances are you haven't had any sort of winning streak. Such is the plight of the 3-9 Jets, who haven't won...

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, AT 3-9, THERE IS NONE

BET the house on the Browns today, if only because this week the Jets don't seem to care if anyone's wagering against them. "It doesn't matter to me," said David...

WHO'S THE FASTEST GUN FROM NORTHWEST

The state of Oregon will be watching the Jets-Browns game today with a Duck and a Beaver battling it out in a pro-style "Civil War." Jets quarterback Kellen Clemens, who...

LATEST DISGRACE MEANS LAST PLACE

After thunderous boos and several more "Fire Isiah" chants rang in owner James Dolan's ears last night at the Garden, the Knick owner reassured coach Isiah Thomas during a 20-minute...

FEEBLE EFFORT

THE KNICKS, I'm informed, were among three teams who made infertile sign-and-trade proposals to the Cavaliers regarding Anderson Varejao in the dreary days leading up to the Brazilian Bouncer inking...

ZACH AND EDDY RIDE THE PINE

Zach Randolph was yanked by Isiah Thomas barely more than two minutes into the second half of last night's unwatchable loss to the Sixers - one night after an almost...

JIM'S GOTTA OWN UP TO THIS MESS

NINETY hard miles and one night later, Eddy Curry had promised to be better. Of course, early last evening, 20 hours after the Knicks had looked like 10 guys just...

RJ TICKED AT LAID-BACK TACTICS

Lawrence Frank said his team is disappointed and angry with the way it has played. Sources maintain some players are even angry with the way Jason Kidd didn't play Wednesday,...

ATHLETICS' HAREN ON YANKS' RADAR

According to a team in discussions with the A's about Dan Haren, the Yankees are interested in the stud right-hander if Oakland is serious about moving him. Nevertheless, if the...

PAVANO WILL ACCEPT ASSIGNMENTTO MINORS

"American Idle" Carl Pavano spoke to Brian Cashman on Friday at the Stadium and said he is going to accept a minor-league assignment after the Yankees release him from the...

BETTER WAY FOR NHL TO PUNISH PUNK ACTS

A COUPLE weeks ago on Gary Bettman's call-in radio show on XM Radio (no, there's no truth to the rumor that he, like his afternoon competition in New York on...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Funny how fast the good people of the heartland can become common crooks when it comes to gas. After an employee at a Shell station in Minocqua, Wis., accidentally set...

MEET MARKET

She's got a self-described "Kool-Aid smile," but Kristen isn't afraid to bite when it comes to men who confuse her with a maiden in distress. A chivalrous streak is appreciated,...

TOP 5 MOST SUGGESTIVE SPORTS TERMS

As told by random guests at Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year party In golf: "Hold the shaft." - Patrick In football: "Muffing the kick." - Jesse In hockey: "The...

FORCED SMILES, WANDERING EYES

Seema, a 23-year-old master's student, was initially excited to meet her Meet Market date, Robert, a 25-year-old client services associate, at Midtown's Brasserie 8 1/2. But after more than two...

THE END OF INFATUATION

THE bubble has popped. The infatuation bubble has popped, and now we're getting to find out what this relationship is really made of. "Are you having fun?" Super Preppy asks...

Dolan: You're safe, Isiah

By MARC BERMANWell, it doesn't get worse than that. Actually it does.As The Post reports, owner James Dolan told Isiah Thomas during a postgame meeting that he is safe and...

FUN ON THE RUN

It’s not every day that you get to high-five a mascot.I did just that at a Lincoln Stars hockey game. This job can take you a lot of places, that’s...