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HONDO DOUBLE-DIPPING

Hondo, still in semi-stunned disbelief about Mon day night’s Rays collapse in Cleveland, paid the price last night when Roy Harvey Oswalt was unable to improve to 24-1 against the Reds. Apparently, having Mr. Aitch on his back was too much for RHO to carry.

Today, with the earnings down to 390 raschis, 10 units on the Pirates to Duke out the Cubs. Tonight, Burnett seems like a solid choice, since without the threat of a Yankee walkoff win he’ll be able to focus on pitching, not pie-making. Ten units.

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O.J. is appealing his Nevada conviction for armed robbery and kidnapping on the grounds there was judicial misconduct and a lack of racial diversity on the jury. Besides, it’s not like he slit anybody’s throat or anything … Word is Obama nominated Sonia So tomayor to the Supreme Court not only because they’re politically and judicially aligned, but also be cause she gives him another person to bum smokes off.

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