We received a box of G.I. Joe toys at the office today, and amongst the usual plastic junk that’s more likely to be bought by 40-year-old fanboys than children is one interesting item: a Cobra Commander toy. The packaging offers the first glimpse thus far of the character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. All of the other characters have been revealed in a series of posters and in the trailer, but for some reason, the look of Cobra Commander has been kept secret. Kind of a mix between Predator and a dominatrix, dontcha think? Opinions?