After weeks of searching, Hondo finally found his broom, which he put to good use last night by sweeping with the Marlins and Tigers to slash the debt to 1,035 bandos.
Tonight, he has a day/nighter in the works with the A’s and Jays — 10 units apiece on Gonzalez and Litsch.
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Lindsay Lohan is expected to be sentenced to house arrest today in exchange for pleading no contest to a charge of stealing a necklace. Sources say that the jewelry-loving actress refused to accept the deal until she was told it included a free ankle bracelet . . . In case you are wondering why Hillary Clinton didn’t get her double-wide pantsuit in a bunch after two Hasidic newspapers photoshopped her out of the picture of Obama and his national security team watching the Osama operation, it’s because she is used to it. Bill has been doing the same thing with their family photos for years.