It’s 840, do you know where your deficit is? Hondo dropped another deuce last night, going draino with the Diamondbacks and Angels to push runaway debt to the aforementioned 840 ceys.
Today, he expects Chad to fill the bill in Wrigley — 10 units on the Dodgers. Tonight, he again will give the ball to Miley, who earned another 10-unit play by dominating the Marlins Sunday.
As for his Kentucky Derby selections, the results of the Hondosage Index, Mr. Aitch’s complex and mildly popular system for forecasting the outcome of the Run for the Roses (which has yet to yield a winner), are available on Page 71.
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Bill Clinton said on “Ellen” the thing he misses most about not being an ordinary citizen is driving a car. Actually, he didn’t complete the thought: He misses driving a car, then parking it and climbing into the backseat for a steamy romp … Emailer Bob Fox says Stoudemire’s injury was the result of a simple misunderstanding that came about when Mike Woodson told him to “hit the glass.”