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Hondo gets annihilated

Hondo suffered the dreaded quintuple wipeout yesterday, crashing with the Bengwads, 49ers, Cardinals, Yankees and Giants to send the runaway deficit skyrocketing to 1,570 hufnagels.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will saddle up and ride with the Broncos – 10 units

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As Stanford found out Saturday night, it’s going to be very difficult for a visiting team to win in South Bend this year. It’s tough when you’re not only going up against Touchdown Jesus, but Referee Jesus as well. . .There seems to be some sort of debilitating eye disease going around at the Stadium. So far, the Yankee hitters and yesterday’s second base ump, Jeff Nelson, have caught it.