Hondo, who breezed with the Birds over the White Sox on Thursday night, was betrayed by Maeda and the Dodgers, which caused the earnings to tumble to 244 wallachs.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch, acting on a hunch, will try the Strasburg method — 20 units on the Nationals to prevail against their Arch enemies.
Hillaryinthehouse is running in the fifth at Belmont on Friday. If the horse is as quick as her namesake was on the tarmac in Bosnia, she might be worth an investment … Former House Speaker John Boehner on Ted Cruz: “I have never worked with a more miserable son of a b-tch in my life.” Apparently, Weeping John doesn’t understand why Cruz didn’t roll over and play dead for him the way the Speaker did for Obama … The “Match Game” is being remade by ABC starting in June with Alec Baldwin taking over the hosting role once held by Gene Rayburn. The first quiz question should be: “Alec the game-show host has had so many rage-filled outbursts because of his hair-trigger temper that everyone calls him a blankopath.”