John Crudele

John Crudele

Parenting

Kids today are getting stiffed by the tooth fairy

The tooth fairy apparently understands what is going on with the economy.

The Original Tooth Fairy Poll shows that parents’ payments to their children when they lose a tooth declined 11 percent from a year ago.

Kids in the West make out best, getting $4.85 per tooth. (That’s probably boosted by the fact that kids in Silicon Valley get $1,000 a tooth.)

Kids in the Northeast make out second best at $4.35.

The poll, sponsored by Delta Dental, has moved in the same direction as the S&P 500 in 12 of the past 14 years.

And, by the way, I made up that number for Silicon Valley. Kids there hire other children to lose teeth for them.