Geraldo Rivera’s in talks to publish a memoir, tentatively titled “Geraldo of Arabia: Tora Bora to Trump,” Page Six has learned.
The Fox News correspondent-at-large, 73, admits in the proposed tome, “There is nothing as pitiful as an AARP-eligible correspondent of a certain age waiting to be assigned a story by a millennial wunderkind producer younger than his or her children.
“And there are few publishing phenomena as forlorn as an old-school reporter penning a memoir about the good old days.
“Yet all things considered, mine has been a unique and varied ride, which makes the telling interesting enough for me to suffer your indulgence.”
He adds intrepidly, “In fire, flood, tornado, hurricane, eruption, earthquake, urban upheaval, dope fiend confrontation, anarchy and war, I have managed to stay true to the ‘No guts, No glory’ ethos in lands near and far.”