Kelly Osbourne is dating Mario Cuomo — although, happily, not the late governor.
The man in question is in fact the lead singer of up-and-coming band the Orwells, who happens to share a name with the beloved pol who passed in 2015.
Sources tell us Osbourne and Cuomo have been on a few dates and met up for dinner in his native Chicago last week, where she was promoting her new book, “There Is No F - - king Secret: Letters From a Badass Bitch.”
Then again, dating a dead guy might be on-brand for the daughter of a dude who apocryphally bit heads off bats.